Ordering a glass of milk at a bar

[Wegra]

I know in the old days you'd be like considered a pussy for doing that. But nowadays NO ONE gives a shit what drink you order at a bar. My friend actually told me I should order a milk at the bar and see what happens (Well it was an Applebees to be fair) and like yeah just as I thought no one really cared.

Still pretty funny shit how people would judge you based on your drink of choice.

[poopypeter]

At 2/15/23 03:39 PM, Konqe wrote: I only order coffee...
*adjusts rim of fedora*
black.

Yeah can I get breast milk in my coffee

[Peepers]

Obligatory:

[TheShokBlok]

Come with me then! I know a place you're gonna love.

[DrunkGecko]

Po-po-posted at the milk party, and all my bitches lactatin'

I might come back for seconds 'fore the end because I lack patience

Every single day, I wake up shakin' like a crack baby

She thought that I made a couple plays and now her ass shakin'

Yo' boys like to talk shit like it's straight, until your back breakin' (back breakin')

[YOBGOGSHROB]

What does the blue milk tast elike form starwars

[olskoo]

At 2/15/23 05:10 PM, YOBGOGSHROB wrote: What does the blue milk tast elike form starwars

it tastes like soy milk with fruit juice in it at galaxys edge and green milk tastes like thr milk left over from fruity pebbles

[Epicwinnzer]

At 2/15/23 03:43 PM, poopypeter wrote:

At 2/15/23 03:39 PM, Konqe wrote: I only order coffee...
*adjusts rim of fedora*
black.

Yeah can I get breast milk in my coffee

I wish I were positive on this, but that watermark at the corner

[CideOfSooS]

I only drink soda pop

[art-dude]

That moment when everyone says the best place to make friends is at a bar but you can't have alcohol and will look funny not doing so.

[Prinzy2]

At 2/15/23 10:16 PM, art-dude wrote: That moment when everyone says the best place to make friends is at a bar but you can't have alcohol and will look funny not doing so.

Just order a non-alcoholic beer in a glass.

And tip the bartender.

[Zymbot]

I order fruity colored margarita drinks with little umbrellas in them, and nobody cracks jokes cuz of the bad look on my face.

[Taka]

Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

[BastardFromBrooklyn]

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

[Taka]

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

I've heard of them but not that and I dont think I want to. I already almost threw up when my sister spat chicken nuggets into her milk and then drank some. God I almost just gagged saying that

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

[BastardFromBrooklyn]

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

no thanks it tastes like grass, which you've a supreme lack of touching towards

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/16/23 12:14 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

no thanks it tastes like grass, which you've a supreme lack of touching towards

Why touch grass when we can smoke it

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, Taka wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

I've heard of them but not that and I dont think I want to. I already almost threw up when my sister spat chicken nuggets into her milk and then drank some. God I almost just gagged saying that

Why the fuck did she do that lmao

[BastardFromBrooklyn]

At 2/16/23 12:15 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:14 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

no thanks it tastes like grass, which you've a supreme lack of touching towards

Why touch grass when we can smoke it

erm, okay I'm sorry but like, that's actually kinda freaking awesome, no dip???

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/16/23 12:17 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:15 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:14 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

no thanks it tastes like grass, which you've a supreme lack of touching towards

Why touch grass when we can smoke it

erm, okay I'm sorry but like, that's actually kinda freaking awesome, no dip???

*Shits and cums in my diaper, each fluid seeping down a separate leg*

Hell yeah bro

[BastardFromBrooklyn]

At 2/16/23 12:18 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:17 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:15 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:14 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:12 AM, BastardFromBrooklyn wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

You deserve to burn in hell.

Burn in milk

no thanks it tastes like grass, which you've a supreme lack of touching towards

Why touch grass when we can smoke it

erm, okay I'm sorry but like, that's actually kinda freaking awesome, no dip???

*Shits and cums in my diaper, each fluid seeping down a separate leg*
Hell yeah bro

...

[Taka]

At 2/16/23 12:15 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, Taka wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

I've heard of them but not that and I dont think I want to. I already almost threw up when my sister spat chicken nuggets into her milk and then drank some. God I almost just gagged saying that

Why the fuck did she do that lmao

She KNOWS MY PAIN!!!! Oh yeah her, my brother, my friend, and mom will also be at the meetup. Please don't hit on my mom :<

[SecretBoxFox]

Reminds me of the time I visited Germany, and they looked at me like I had 3 heads for ordering milk at a caffe. I don’t think anyone drinks milk there

[DrunkGecko]

At 2/16/23 12:24 AM, Taka wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:15 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:13 AM, Taka wrote:

At 2/16/23 12:09 AM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 2/15/23 11:55 PM, Taka wrote: Huh, interesting

There is one thing that actually discussts me in this world and that is just milk in places or states that it shouldn't. I don't throw up from things randomly but in milks case I almost do

You ever hear of that old fanfiction of these British youtubers named Dan and Phil giving each other a milk enema?

I've heard of them but not that and I dont think I want to. I already almost threw up when my sister spat chicken nuggets into her milk and then drank some. God I almost just gagged saying that

Why the fuck did she do that lmao

She KNOWS MY PAIN!!!! Oh yeah her, my brother, my friend, and mom will also be at the meetup. Please don't hit on my mom :<

I didn't plan on it lol

[VicariousE]

fucking wegra

Guess I was 5-6 years old, and my local uncle was my babbysitter. Uncle was an alcoholic but after the death of his wife, got better.... just beers. I cannot tell you how therapeutic it was to be in an adult setting, pre-puberty with asbergers/autism, at that age. Reality speaks volumes.

So yee me had milk 1-2x at a bar.... they dont like that tho. Needs bovine lactate to make girly dranks and coffee for opening and closing

And now I know. I work for a bar/liquor store lololll!

[Gimmick]

Now to REALLY turn heads, order some pilk instead.

[Painbringer]

[C0LAF3TI5H]

ordering a coke would be less pussy than milk

besides i don't need alcohol to get drunk, cola does that for me