Use this to auto write a newgrounds story. Mine is about @Tomfulp and I.
https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/
Buff Tom Fulp
A Short Story
by Fro
Tom Fulp looked at the black bench in his hands and felt emotional.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his funny surroundings. He had always loved dark Newgrounds HQ with its curly, concerned Computers. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel emotional.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Coach Fro. Coach was a handsome strongman with strong arms and nasty cocks.
Tom gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a buff, mod, beer drinker with big arms and black cocks. His friends saw him as a fierce, fried founder. Once, he had even rescued a helpless ngman7 from a burning building.
But not even a buff person who had once rescued a helpless ngman7 from a burning building, was prepared for what Coach had in store today.
The rain hammered like throwing rooster, making Tom angry.
As Tom stepped outside and Coach came closer, he could see the spicy glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want treat me like a son," Coach bellowed, in a smart tone. He slammed his fist against Tom's chest, with the force of 3163 stick. "I frigging love you, Tom Fulp."
Tom looked back, even more angry and still fingering the black bench. "Coach, I am your staff member," he replied.
They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two talented, tender turkey loving at a very black Pico Day, which had heavy metal music playing in the background and two cock uncles deadlifting to the beat.
Suddenly, Coach lunged forward and tried to punch Tom in the face. Quickly, Tom grabbed the black bench and brought it down on Coach's skull.
Coach's strong arms trembled and his nasty cocks wobbled. He looked happy, his body raw like a slow, snotacular stop sign.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Coach Fro was dead.
Tom Fulp went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
Auto Praise for Buff Tom Fulp
"I feel like I know Tom Fulp. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him."
- The Daily Tale
"About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits."
- Enid Kibbler
"Saying the rain hammered like throwing rooster is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."
- Hit the Spoof
"I could do better."
- Zob Gloop