Dankmen NFTs

[TomFulp]

Our new Dankmen NFTs just dropped!

I bought them all up because I knew I’d be featuring them and generating a lot of interest. My plan is to sell them one at a time over the coming months, for increasingly higher prices as hype increases.

The added perk of owning a Dankmen NFT is that if you make it your NG profile picture, you’ll be awarded with a pentagon border. Right now I’m the only person with a pentagon border but in the months ahead, a few lucky (and preferably rich) folks will be joining this exclusive club.

In the meantime, enjoy looking at my Dankmen! This is a good time to think about which one is your favorite and save up money / take out a loan to make an offer. Don't be left feeling like you missed the investment of a lifetime!

Important: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen!

Cheeky Dankman by @Potatoman

Dormroom Dankman by @DaemonPlus

Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega

Daffy Dankman by @PhantomArcade

Hyper Dankman by @LobsterMango

16-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

8-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

Officers' Club by @PhantomArcade

Smorkin' Apeman by @RGPAnims

Big thanks to @Potatoman for the promo banner and site skin, along with organizing the Dankmen crew!

Thanks also to @PsychoGoldfish for making our hi-tech NFT profile border system.

Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.

[RickSteubens]

draw them as cool monkeys please

[Vidyabatter]

I'm stealing them.

[Juststuffinc]

Genuinely scared me for a sec

[PaleFreak]

Whoa! These look pretty cool! Glad to see Newgrounds moving into the future, even if that future is a hellish wasteland.

[Chrisorsumthin]

I will use the power of the screenshot to destroy your entire monopoly, suffer

[Richard]

NFTs are and always have been for scam artists ripping off the financially illiterate at the cost of destroying the environment. Glad to see that newgrounds is doing its part.

I say this as someone who has made ~7k on crypto trades.

[Wegra]

Newgrounds April Fools day never fails to make me laugh

[DemoSpecter]

At 4/1/22 12:03 AM, TomFulp wrote:Our new Dankmen NFTs just dropped!

I bought them all up because I knew I’d be featuring them and generating a lot of interest. My plan is to sell them one at a time over the coming months, for increasingly higher prices as hype increases.

The added perk of owning a Dankmen NFT is that if you make it your NG profile picture, you’ll be awarded with a pentagon border. Right now I’m the only person with a pentagon border but in the months ahead, a few lucky (and preferably rich) folks will be joining this exclusive club.

In the meantime, enjoy looking at my Dankmen! This is a good time to think about which one is your favorite and save up money / take out a loan to make an offer. Don't be left feeling like you missed the investment of a lifetime!

Important: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen!

Cheeky Dankman by @Potatoman

Dormroom Dankman by @DaemonPlus

Spencer's Gifts Store Dankman by @Joe-Mega

Daffy Dankman by @PhantomArcade

Hyper Dankman by @LobsterMango

16-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

8-Bit Dankman by @Potatoman

Dankman in Da Club by @PhantomArcade

Big thanks to @Potatoman for the promo banner and site skin, along with organizing the Dankmen crew!

Once Again: Please don’t download any of these images and upload them as your own profile picture. These are MY Dankmen! You will have the opportunity to bid on one soon.

Hahahaha.... very funny

[Anonymous-Frog]

I'd buy that for a dollar!

[MetalDoom]

Wooo haha great idea, Tom! Another banger from the Newgrounds.com team! Glad to be apart of such a great website! Can't wait to use my TankCoin fortune to bid on some wonderful Dankmen!

[Curruff]

That pentagon border unironically looks really cool, I'd gladly sell my soul for one

[MayaLaCookie]

Man I truly missed out on the dankman nft craze. Aw damn, they look so cool bro

[OreoScarFire]

Ohh I see it.

TODAY is april

U got me there at first

I gotta stop thinkin ppl's jokes r actually serious

[Ohlookpuppies]

Tom this is a crime against humanity

[TomFulp]

At 4/1/22 12:10 AM, Curruff wrote:That pentagon border unironically looks really cool, I'd gladly sell my soul for one

Well just don't try saving any of my Dankmen and making them your profile picture because that would be cheating!

[toribytez]

*screenshots*

[bobomb121]

i was so confused for a second lmfao

[HighwayBlues]

I'm just gonna borrow this one for now, bro. Don't worry, I'll make sure to max out my credit card for one when they come out.

[wavetro]

giving me a heart attack out here LMAO

[OlTrout]

Damn, these are DANK!

[jomarcenter-mjm]

too dank

[shadowsuperstar]

thanks for the new pfp bro

[z0i]

I think I’m having a stroke

[Leoregular]

At 4/1/22 12:11 AM, OreoScarFire wrote:This better be a joke right ?
Newgrounds doin NFTs ???? Nah man I don't wanna support a site/app/etc. that does NFTs...

It just became Apil 1 so..... also yes it got me too

[Scootakip]

please help my crpyto wallet has been hack and al my denkmen is stolen

[Curruff]

At 4/1/22 12:11 AM, TomFulp wrote:

At 4/1/22 12:10 AM, Curruff wrote:That pentagon border unironically looks really cool, I'd gladly sell my soul for one

Well just don't try saving any of my Dankmen and making them your profile picture because that would be cheating!

I promise you I'll be a good law-abiding citizen Tom Fulp, it just would not be fair to you at all if I were to download these as images and use that as my Newgrounds profile picture. That's basically on the same level as first-degree murder, after all

[KaykiSoaresFernandes]

It's a "first day of the fourth month" joke, right?

[VoicesByCorey]

Looks like I have to change my name to CryptoByCorey now. GOIN ALL IN ON THOSE NFTS!

[TomFulp]

At 4/1/22 12:13 AM, shadowsuperstar wrote:thanks for the new pfp bro

HEY!!!! That's MY Dankman! I told you to please not do that!