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How tf do yall have several thousand posts?

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Seriously, I've been posting here several times a day for the last several months, but some of y'all have post counts in the thousands with accounts less than a year old. What are y'all doing?

Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-17 23:38:27


At 2/17/22 11:36 PM, Mist wrote: they have nothing else to do


I come here when I'm bored.


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I've questioned that when joining BBS last year, now I'm over a thousand poast


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-17 23:50:49


upon joining General there are many more opportunities to post and reply than other forums on the site, it also moves in near real time, so raising your post count is easy...


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:01:44


At 2/17/22 11:50 PM, Template88 wrote: upon joining General there are many more opportunities to post and reply than other forums on the site, it also moves in near real time, so raising your post count is easy...


I'm into shitpoasting. It's one of my hobbies.


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:09:48


i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.


this is basically me killing myself


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:36:28


At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself


If you don't hit 10,000 posts though you'll never be allowed in the 10,000 Posts Lounge!

Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:43:41


future 1k poster here, i need a social life


its time of the year

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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:52:07


At 2/18/22 12:36 AM, The-Great-One wrote:
At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself
If you don't hit 10,000 posts though you'll never be allowed in the 10,000 Posts Lounge!


if its anything like the supporter forum i am totally okay with that


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 00:53:05


At 2/18/22 12:52 AM, Template88 wrote: if its anything like the supporter forum i am totally okay with that


Um... well it's gayer. Like a lot gayer. Like you remember that strongman scene from Jackass 2. That gay x10.


I used to spend 2-3 hours every day back in 2010-12 just shitposting in the forum to get to 10K as fast as I could. yes, kid me had no life at all.

good thing i discovered tf2 at some point. lol


the first 10k took me 3 years of that. 2011 and 12 were my most active years, and in those 2 years I made 8320 shitposts, give or take. my least active was probably 2018-2020 where I made less than a tenth of that (510)


At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself

8,888 is good, but 88,888 is better!


and then after that comes 888,888!


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 01:19:27


At 2/18/22 01:00 AM, Gimmick wrote: I used to spend 2-3 hours every day back in 2010-12 just shitposting in the forum to get to 10K as fast as I could. yes, kid me had no life at all.
good thing i discovered tf2 at some point. lol
the first 10k took me 3 years of that. 2011 and 12 were my most active years, and in those 2 years I made 8320 shitposts, give or take. my least active was probably 2018-2020 where I made less than a tenth of that (510)

At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself
8,888 is good, but 88,888 is better!

and then after that comes 888,888!


I would rather actually kill myself than make that many posts to this forum


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 01:20:46


At 2/18/22 01:19 AM, Template88 wrote:
At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself
8,888 is good, but 88,888 is better!

and then after that comes 888,888!
I would rather actually kill myself than make that many posts to this forum

Why be dead outside when you can be dead inside?


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 01:44:29


At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself

Should've stopped at 88


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 01:55:55


Some people don’t have jobs and they can shitpoast 24/7.


Even during weekdays, I take breaks from my work by shitpoasting on NG. This is even easier when I work from home. I rarely make more than 20 shitpoasts a day.


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 04:31:48


At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself


Ah but you'll need to be vigilant!


At any time, someone could have their account deleted and, with it, all threads they have made and, with that, all of your posts in such threads. So your post count could slip below 8888 and need to be built back up to it!


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 04:38:45


At 2/18/22 04:31 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself
Ah but you'll need to be vigilant!

At any time, someone could have their account deleted and, with it, all threads they have made and, with that, all of your posts in such threads. So your post count could slip below 8888 and need to be built back up to it!


Definitely, I have predicted and expect this...its not like even when I reach 8888 posts I would have quit the site altogether....after all posting to the forum is an act almost none of the artists on this site participate in, I'm in the vast minority for doing so.


As it stands I think having a time limit is more than reasonable. I dont expect to get there any time soon...I probably only average 50 posts a week but I definitely am making a concerted effort to post more to hasten this process....


I just want 8's in every field on my profile for fun....once that happens...it is over.


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 05:33:59


At 2/17/22 11:35 PM, TecNoir wrote: Seriously, I've been posting here several times a day for the last several months, but some of y'all have post counts in the thousands with accounts less than a year old. What are y'all doing?


Step 1: Ignore the post count.

Step 2: Have fun.

???


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 05:46:38


Guys, you know what, I will set a goal to become the #1 shotpoaster (a form of shitpoasting) on Newgrounds. Don't ask me what that means quite yet, I'll decide once I get enough inspiration.


And btw, plz don't bully me. I love you guys.. at the very least respect.


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At 2/17/22 11:36 PM, Mist wrote: they have nothing else to do


you had like 8000 before you deleted them all after your hissy fit

edit: literally everything you say comes down to hypocrisy lol


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 06:56:08


I am a child with a lot of free and I love this site so I post a lot.


Froggo is always watching.

I'm going to shit your pants

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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 07:23:18


I pay people to post for me.


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 07:42:38


i post with very little effort

Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 07:47:05


At 2/18/22 01:44 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 2/18/22 12:09 AM, Template88 wrote: i have an innate kill switch where when i hit 8888 posts I'm not posting to the forums anymore.

this is basically me killing myself
Should've stopped at 88


oh template88

i thought this was a waffen ss joke lol


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At 2/18/22 07:23 AM, DamnedBySevenSeize wrote: I pay people to post for me.


Paying people to make certain type of poasts on internet forums is a thing here in China.

It is considered an effective way to promote certain ideologies (usually pro-Beijing/pro-communist).

The responsible persons would recruit thousands of people to create their own accounts and pretend to be independent forum users that share the same ideologies in order to persuade others to follow.


These fake poasters get remunerated according to the number of poasts they make.


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 08:02:31


At 2/17/22 11:36 PM, Mist wrote: they have nothing else to do


I come on just to waste time, and get my daily responses in lol


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 08:11:41


At 2/18/22 07:49 AM, Sobolev wrote:
At 2/18/22 07:23 AM, DamnedBySevenSeize wrote: I pay people to post for me.
Paying people to make certain type of poasts on internet forums is a thing here in China.
It is considered an effective way to promote certain ideologies (usually pro-Beijing/pro-communist).
The responsible persons would recruit thousands of people to create their own accounts and pretend to be independent forum users that share the same ideologies in order to persuade others to follow.

These fake poasters get remunerated according to the number of poasts they make.


Genius


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Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 08:17:10


At 2/18/22 08:11 AM, AudioMachina22 wrote:
At 2/18/22 07:49 AM, Sobolev wrote:
At 2/18/22 07:23 AM, DamnedBySevenSeize wrote: I pay people to post for me.
Paying people to make certain type of poasts on internet forums is a thing here in China.
It is considered an effective way to promote certain ideologies (usually pro-Beijing/pro-communist).
The responsible persons would recruit thousands of people to create their own accounts and pretend to be independent forum users that share the same ideologies in order to persuade others to follow.

These fake poasters get remunerated according to the number of poasts they make.
Genius


This is the way to brainwash a large population with little effort.


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I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to How tf do yall have several thousand posts? 2022-02-18 08:40:26


At 2/18/22 08:17 AM, Sobolev wrote:
At 2/18/22 08:11 AM, AudioMachina22 wrote:
At 2/18/22 07:49 AM, Sobolev wrote:
At 2/18/22 07:23 AM, DamnedBySevenSeize wrote: I pay people to post for me.
Paying people to make certain type of poasts on internet forums is a thing here in China.
It is considered an effective way to promote certain ideologies (usually pro-Beijing/pro-communist).
The responsible persons would recruit thousands of people to create their own accounts and pretend to be independent forum users that share the same ideologies in order to persuade others to follow.

These fake poasters get remunerated according to the number of poasts they make.
Genius
This is the way to brainwash a large population with little effort.


I mean yes, these things are known (at least among people who spend a lot of time on the Internet)


My question to you is, how have you not died or "been disappeared" if you live in China and are actively posting things against whatever the official Chinese government position is?


To be clear, I want you to be safe. I don't want anything to happen. But if you are in China, then why do you so brazenly post these things? And I don't think posting in English would make it "safe" since I'm sure the Chinese government has translators.


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@DamnedByFate can confirm that I am already dead. You can't kill a dead person.


But to be a little more serious, most of the younger generators have posted anti-government comments in various sites.

The majority are much more outspoken and I should be the least concerned.


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