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Don't Defecate December

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Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 03:54:15


Idk if I'm gonna make it...


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От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 05:09:55




Floating in space

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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 10:13:57


Ah fuck I'm gonna shit 🥵

Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 10:25:53


Constipation patients have it in easy mode


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 10:27:39


At 12/2/21 10:13 AM, OlTroutBlossom wrote: Ah fuck I'm gonna shit 🥵


I'll go eat some shit instead. Wonder how it really tastes like... :/


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 10:28:24


At 12/2/21 10:25 AM, InfernoPhoenixNG wrote: Constipation patients have it in easy mode


It's fun tho


4ever Monstercat

Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 10:34:30


Shit thread


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 11:17:28


Ah yes, and if anyone can make it, they will be crowned our new king. "King DDeDe" we will call him!

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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 11:58:21


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 12:08:52


At 12/2/21 10:27 AM, AudioMachina22 wrote: I'll go eat some shit instead. Wonder how it really tastes like... :/


It's a mishmesh of flavors and often steamy and deep. Also really good depending on how your body's immune system is like and who is doing the shitting. I prefer young and attractive women.


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 12:10:08


I've already excreted my excrement.

Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 12:10:40


At 12/2/21 12:08 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:
At 12/2/21 10:27 AM, AudioMachina22 wrote: I'll go eat some shit instead. Wonder how it really tastes like... :/
It's a mishmesh of flavors and often steamy and deep. Also really good depending on how your body's immune system is like and who is doing the shitting. I prefer young and attractive women.


Can I have a 7 inches poop sausage, please?


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 12:24:08


At 12/2/21 10:27 AM, AudioMachina22 wrote:
At 12/2/21 10:13 AM, OlTroutBlossom wrote: Ah fuck I'm gonna shit 🥵
I'll go eat some shit instead. Wonder how it really tastes like... :/


No dude that'll make you shit

Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 13:39:27 (edited 2021-12-02 13:40:47)


If you don't defecate for too long, this could happen.

...having probems with linking from my phone...

Drop the doo.


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 17:40:34


If you do this, you're full of shit.


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 18:04:48


ive heard heroin addicts can go a month without shitting just because their body slows down so much it’s like they’re hibernating


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Response to Don't Defecate December 2021-12-02 19:19:27


Couldn't do it this year. I'm sorry everyone.


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