The population would be about 208K.
We would have about 340 sex offender registrants living in the city.
There would be more than 10 homicides per 100,000 people per year because the environment makes the city more dangerous.
The Larceny-Theft rate would be 280 larceny thefts per year for the entire population.
The climate would have little rain per year.
There would be 10.816 arsons per year for the entire population.
All information from Pennsylvania statistics.
Newgrounds day would be July 6.
We would speak American English.
The Newgrounds City Police would use Public Humiliation as punishment for crimes including Theft of property worth more than 100 USD, Assault, Arson, Cyberbullying, Adultery, Fraud, Violating Pandemic Protocols instead of fines and jail time.