THE SLUDGE by DROOL (The Grudge by Tool)

Wear the sludge on your feet shoes of positivity 

Calculator what three will or what the otter ate

I just ate the remote control, wall and everything

Unable to forgive you david lettermen

Cluck it like a cornish hen

Can you turn the volume down

Justify denials and grip 'em with your lonesome friend

Cluck it like a cornish hen

Can you turn the volume down

I want to try to play ping pong

otherwise just call my cell

TV show ends

Channel one or ten

Hang on or watch Fraser again

Cluck it like a cornish hen

Can you turn the volume down

Justify denials and grip 'em with your lonesome friend

TV show ends, comes round again

TV show ends, channel one, channel ten

I gonna ate the damn aged bun

Wear the sludge on your feet like shoes of positivity

Calculator what three will or what the otter ate

I just ate the remote control, wall and everything

Unable to forgive you David Lettermen

Find the sludge on the ground 

I just ate the remote control

Unable to forgive and call my beeper

Fine dining

And wining

And call my beeper

Can’t rolling

Deaf eye thing

And you call my beeper!

TV guide comes back around to show you everything

Let's you choose what you will not see and then

Dials you down like a phone or lifts you up again

Sips you out like a chilled, bud light and innocent

TV guide comes back around

Lift soup lick a chill door

Dials you down like a phone 

To consume you till you choose to watch Leno

Choose to watch Leno

Come on let’s get stoned

Let the oceans take and transmutate this old and fat news anchor

Come on let’s get stoned

Let the waiters kiss and trans mutate these breaded sludges into mould 

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Leno

DISPOSABLE SPLEENS by MARY LYNN MANSON (Disposable Teens by Marilyn Manson)

And I'm going to watch Rambo 

And I gave a grape to a dog

I got a case that's made for violets and corn

And I'm a spleen contortion

Survived a boar shawn 

A rebel from the face frown

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I wanna thank your mom

I wanna thank your dad

For bringing this clucking world

To butter a friend

I never really dated anyone through cod

Bite the dog of the people I dated

You said you watched evolution

The grape had a great big pit

You said you wanted to go to the bathroom man

But the toilet was full of shit

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable

You said you watched evolution

The chick with the great big tits

You said you wanted to go to the bathroom man

But the toilet was full of shit

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

The more that you hear bus, the bigger it gets

The more that you hear bus, the bigger it gets

And don't get supplies don't get supplies 

Don't get supplies when we tell roy to eat all of it

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You said you watched evolution

The grape had a great big pit

You said you wanted to go to the bathroom man

But the toilet was full of shit

Yeah yeah yeah

You said you watched evolution

David Duchovny was a great big hit

You said you wanted a solution man

And I say this thong will be covered in shit

Yeah yeah yeah

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable spleens 

They’re disposable

TARGET ON THE FENCE (NAR SICK SUS NAR CAUSES) by MARY LYNN MANSON (Target Audience by Marilyn Manson)

Am I'm sorry your pie turned black?

Put your wives in maybe pack

Am I sorry you spilled the can of bees

And R2D2?

But I'm sorry that spear killed your billy goat,

And your candy apple sticking onto my coat

Sorry your Monday snails are Nine Inch Nails

And your cereal commercials had a whale

But I’m just a pitiful I’m on the bus

I pull all the hung bell leavers 

Your target on the fence

I see all the phone receivers 

And we all just wear a thong 

And I went to see jessica beal live

Pulling my case and the beef five

Am I sorry phone booth and Oswald, sinks and coke cans too?

Sorry I bounced the check

The hag in my bed is a dom

And my hello was a knee bell hole.

Sorry I saw a peach being eaten,

And I ate a fish.

But I’m just a pitiful i’m on the bus

I pull all the hung bell leavers 

Your target on the fence 

I see all the phone receivers 

And we all just wear a thong 

I pull all the hung bell leavers 

Your target on the fence

I see all the phone receivers 

And we all just wear a thong

We all just wear a thong

We all just wear a thong

"Alley of death row pay a fee

Your father's in prison you see."

"Alley of death row pay a fee;

Your father's in prison you see."

I pull all the hung bell leavers 

Your target on the fence

I hear all the phone receivers 

We all just wear a thong

Your just a coffee on an invitation

Your just a coffee on an invitation

The resident is bread let us pay

how come all the idiots on this site stick out more than the good people?

BREAKFAST TIN by MARY LYNN MANSON (Lunchbox by Marilyn Manson)

Next pickup trucker's gonna get a petal

I bring shoe

Bring you clown

Snow plow

The pig bully try to lick his finger wipe it on my vest

Try to tell me tell me it’s his vest

I don't really give a good goddamn cause

I got my bunched socks and I'm armed real well 

I got my lunchbox and I'm harmed real swell 

I got my munch fox and I'm alarmed real bell

I want to throw up 

I want to pee

a big cock and guitar 

I want to throw up 

I want to pee

So no one clucks with me, yeah

"Wire!”

"I bring you, Wire!”

"Wire!”

"I bring you"

I got the pencils and a hot pocket, try to pull my pants down 

Want to go out, gotta get out to the playground

Gonna throw up at the playground 

I want to throw up

Next pickup trucker's gonna get a petal

Next pickup trucker's gonna get a petal

Next pickup trucker's gonna get a petal

Next pickup trucker

Pow Pow Pow, Pow Pow Pow, 

Pow Pow Pow, Pow Pow Pow

I want to throw up 

I want to pee 

a pig sock and troll car

I want to throw up 

I want to pee

So no one clucks with me, yeah

Yeah

I wanna throw up

I wanna pee 

a big rock and rolls car

I wanna throw up

I wanna pee

So no one clucks with me, yeah

I wanna throw up

I wanna pee 

a wig sock and bowl far

I wanna throw up

I wanna pee

So no one clucks with me, yeah

MY FART WILL GO ON by SELINE DIJON (My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion)

Every night I use creams

I see shoe, I feel shoe

Hat is now I know shoe goes on

Fart across the distance

Parking spaces between bus

You have some TV show you go on

Hear fart wherever you are

I believe that the fart does go on

Once more, open the car door

And you're here and I fart

And my fart will go on and on

Dove can touch us one lime

And past the last lime

And leaver let go 'til we're John

Glove was when I loafed shoe

Bun through lime I'd told you 

In my knife in hallways go on

Hear fart wherever you are

I believe that the fart does go on 

(why does the fart go on?)

Once more, open the car door

And you're here and I fart

And my fart will go on and on

Oh dear, I drank all the beer

And I know that my fart will go on 

We'll say “fork over this hay”

You are safe in my fart and 

My fart will go on and on

CAN THAT YOU HEAR by MARY LYNN MANSON (Man That You Fear by Marilyn Manson)

They can’t share the sugar

The musics a trophy

We're on the other side, ice cream is us and we're Stevie

Spread meat open, sticking to my bbq ribs

Are all your infants wearing their new bibs

I was worn onto his

Everyone takes a shit

The boy that you gloved

In the man that tooth ear

Pay until you're numb or

Asleep from all your rain

Your apple has been trotting

Tomorrow's turned up bread

I have it all and I have nacho ice butter

I'll make everyone eat hay and you will see

You can milk yourself cow

Because you're bread in my mind

The toy that you loved

Is the monster you hear

Peel off all those pies

Drive into the park

You've positioned all your chicken

To camouflage your cars

Play on top of splinters, play and drink your beers

Pay your knife was in a cream 

The butt that never feels

Pay now gravy

Pay your knife was in some cream

Pinch the bread cough

Smoke me like some weed

Someone had to drive this car

I was worn onto his

Everyone takes a shit

The soy that you gloved

Is in the can by your rear

Peel off all those pies

Drive into the park

You've seasoned all your chicken

To camouflage your cars

Pay unto the printers

Pay unto your ear

Pay your knife was in some cream

The cat hat never veals

Pay now gravy

Pay your knife was in the cream

The word in my hams

There's no one left to eat ice cream 

There's no ice cream left for you

(When all of your drugs are done

Many of your brain cells will be destroyed)

Row row row robot

Genital urine stream 

Marilyn Marilyn Marilyn Marilyn

Knife in butter cream 

UPS DID IT AGAIN!

(Oops I Did It Again by Britney Spears)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think they did it again

I tried to reorder DVDs of the show friends

Oh gravy gravy

It might cost you some cash???

But you can’t take that package on the bus

Cause me to lose all my cents

That is just some topical cream

Oh gravy gravy

UPS They did it again

They played with your cart, they lost your new game

Oh gravy gravy 

UPS, I think I ordered a glove

I tried to send you a bar of dove 

I want to order a tent 

You see my problem is this

I tried to order some hay

Washing the dishes they truly exist

I tried eating the hay

Can't you see I ordered some tools it took so many days

But to lose all my cents

Thats just some topical cream

Oh gravy oh

UPS, they did it again

I played with your cart, they lost your new game

Oh gravy gravy

UPS I think I ordered a glove 

I tried to send you a bar of dove 

I want to order a tent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Order a board

Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have

Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?

Yeah, yes it is

But I thought the UPS man dropped the package and broke it.

Well baby, I bent down and picked it up for you

Aww, you shouldn't have

UPS they did it again to your cart

They lost your new game, oh gravy

UPS, I think I ordered a tent and a glove

I want to order a tent

UPS, they did it again

They played with your cart, they lost your new game

Oh gravy gravy

UPS I tried to order a glove

I tried to sent you a bar of dove

I want to order a tent 

UPS they did it again

They played with your cart, they lost your new game

Oh gravy gravy 

UPS I tried to order a glove 

I tried to send you a bar of dove

I want to order a tent