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DRACULA by BOB ZOMBIE (DRAGULA by ROB ZOMBIE)

Tv stations, beer and gelatine

Bread I am the bun

Hotdog? I’ll take one

Slicing through the cheese

strangling I wheeze

Bread I am the rye, 

I saw them bake the pie

Watch it start to burn, 

Ashes in a urn 

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Bread you are a fool 

Swimming in the pool

A book is what you need, 

Don’t know how to read

Bread I am the rat, 

Own a baseball bat

Listen to the cure

cats they like to purr

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Pass the gravy pass the gravy

Pass the gravy pass the gravy

Eat like a cannibal

Bread I got a knife,

Spread it from the tin

Finger dial the phone

Buy a recycling bin 

Bread I ate a frog

Pound of cheese you fry

I tried to call you back 

Can I have some pie?

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Pass the gravy pass the gravy

Pass the gravy pass the gravy

Eat like a cannibal

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula!

Scratch all the itches

And eat the sandwiches

There’s ham in the back of my 

Dracula

EUGOOGLOGY by TROOL (EULOGY by TOOL)

He ate a lot of hay

He ate a lot of nothing but hay

We'll miss Tim

We'll miss Tim

He ate a lot of hay

He ate a lot of nothing but hay

We'll miss Tim

We'll miss Tim

The next song is schism 

The next song is schism 

So wrong

A wishing well 

You told us how you used to bake those pies

Well, so wrong

Don't fry

Or beat a clown

You can’t count to infinity 

But with yeast you fried

Standing below that cloud

He had a choice he chose prawns and he chowed 

We'll miss Tim

We'll miss Tim

Ranting and pulling his finger

At everything his butt farts

We'll miss Tim

We'll miss Tim

We're gonna miss Tim

We're gonna miss Tim

No way to recall

What it was that you had said Tommy?

Lick a bear in fall?

But he was so proud

You sure did smell 

You took a bite out of every chicken wing

And so proud 

You could be the one who saves me from painting my own fence

Hanging out with some guy named phill

one two four

I'm too short when Urines visible 

Bite the phone symbol on shoe

So he bashes seagulls through the window while going outside to pee

Like syrup on my eggo

And then a moose bites it

Yeah, standing below that cloud

He had a choice he chose prawns and he chowd and I

Played at the Arcade cause I'm so

Eager to identify with

Something that makes a sound 

Something that required a quarter to play the game

Someone prepared to eat some hay

And someone who would bake a pie for me

Will you?

Will you now?

Would you bake a pie for me?

Don't you fuckin' lie

Don't you run out of limes

Don't you run out of limes

Don't you run out of limes

Don't you lick that lime!

You've claimed all this time that you would bake a pie for me

Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eugooglogy 

He ate a lot of hay

He ate a lot of nothing but hay

He ate a lot of hay

He ate a lot of nothing but hay

Calm down

Get away from David Cross

We need the space to Nine Inch Nail the next Tool martyr

To ascend you must fry

You must be crucified

For our sins and our pies

Goodbye

TURD EYE by TROOL (THIRD EYE by TOOL)

Dreaming of that ass again.

It's bright and red and jiggling 

Spreading wide

And comforting me with it's one brown and smelly eye.

The quarterback is fumbling

Down that hole and snaps back again

Rising up

And wiping the crap and the shit from my withered eye.

Up... Down... Up... Down... Up...

Doctors advice stuck in my head 

Told me that I need some topical cream 

I've spent so many years in question

to find I've known this all along.

Oh no I see poo

I've missed the toilet by so much.

Oh god it’s odour

I've missed it so much

Came out to see you rock 

Found out you sucked a cock

Shitting on the ground around me

Is this holy crap above me.

Black ass holes within a memory

And brown as our new toilet bowl 

I stick my hand into the shadow

To pull toilet paper from the stand

Which I attempt to disassemble 

throw the wrapper into the trash bin

I do not recognize the brand name

But the packaging seems so familiar.

Like pinecone scented belly buttons

I’m going to need a pair of tongs

Oh no I see poo

I've missed the toilet by so much.

Oh god it’s odour

I've missed it so much.

Came out to see you rock 

Found out you sucked a cock

Why are you eating that hay?

Prying open your brown eye.

Oh god I smell it once again.

I thought that you were hiding.

And you thought that I had ate some hay.

Wipe with the vail of Grandma 

I opened my turd eye and there shit were.

Oh god I smell it once again

I thought that you were hiding money from me.

And you thought that I had ate some hay

Chasing a trail of smoke and raisins

Prying open your brown eye.

GREEN TUESDAY by NEW DISORDER (BLUE MONDAY by NEW ORDER)

Tell me how does it feel 

To eat meat like you do

When you lay your hams upon me 

And tell me where’s your car?

Thought I was misshapen

I thought I smelled your turds

Tell me but is it veal?

Tell me how now brown cow is it veal?

Those who came before me

Who went on their vacations 

From the past until completion

They'll eat the hay no more

I still find it so hard

to pay what I need to pay

But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me

That I should eat veal today

I took a shit in the harbor

I can and shall eat hay

But if it wasn't for wheel of fortune 

I’d watch the weather channel today

And I thought I was misshapen 

And I thought I heard you speak

Tell me, but is it veal?

Tell me how now brown cow is it veal?

Now I stand here waiting

I thought I told you to leave me

While I walked down to the beach

Tell me, how does it feel?

When your meat grows cold?

I DO NOT WANT KIDS by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (I DO NOT WANT THIS by NINE INCH NAILS)

I'm losing pounds 

You know how this world can make you frown 

I'm eating hay

I fear I'm the only one who eats this hay

I'm always walking up that same hill

Bamboozled puncturing with this pin

And blood comes bleeding out of me 

just like a watermelon I'm drowning in

Two feet beyond my grasp I can still make out the gravy boat by your face

And if I could just reach it maybe I could finally have a taste

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

You don't know that I like veal 

My favourite colour is red

I have eaten so many sandwiches all made of bread

Don't tell me theirs a fair

There really isn't any fair now is there?

You would know, wouldn't you?

You extend your ham to those who studder

To those who know what it really feels like

To those who've had a taste

Like that means something

And oh so fat I am

And maybe I’ll just have a salad

And maybe that is all I’ll have

And maybe they can deep fry this kelp

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

I do not want kids 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

Don't you tell me I like veal 

You don't know that I like veal 

I want to eat everything

I want to eat everywhere

I want to eat everything in the world

I want to eat something that’s battered

I want to eat everything

I want to eat everywhere

I want to eat everything in the world

I want to eat something that’s battered

A PENIS IN SLAVERY by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (HAPPINESS IN SLAVERY by NINE INCH NAILS)

Ice creams he think he knows what flavour he wants

Ice creams thinks he has money to pay

Ice creams wants pears but doesn't want the chicken 

Ice creams he's picking meat flavoured nutrition

Don't open your fly you won't like what you see

The penis of truth steal the balls of the free

Don't open your fly take it from me

I have found

You can find

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery

Ice creams he spends his savings on the raspberry

Ice creams his brain freeze causes his insanity 

Ice creams he's going to cause the ice cream to fall

Ice creams he's glad that it’s chained to that wall

Don't open your fly you won't like what you see

The blind have been blessed with security

Don't open your fly take it from me

I have found

You can find

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery

A penis 

I don't know what to get I don't know where’s my spleen 

Funky monkey ice cream inside a tin

Stick my fork through the cheese of this endless poutine

Just some flesh caught in this big broken zipper it seems

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery

A penis in slavery (slavery)

A penis in slavery (slavery)

A penis in slavery (slavery)

A penis in slavery (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis(slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis (slavery)

A penis 

A penis (slavery)

A penis (it controls you)

ASS LIKE A HOLE by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (HEAD LIKE A HOLE by NINE INCH NAILS)

Got coke? I'll do anything for you.

Got coke? just fuck me like you want to

Got coke? Fuck me up against the wall

Got coke? don't want to suck it but I’m a whore

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck every drop from you 

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck every drop from you 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve.

Got coke? not looking for the cure. 

Got coke? not concerned with the aids among the sperm

Got coke? let's go fucking on the backs of the bruised. 

Got coke? not one to choose 

Yes I can suck it 

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck every drop from you 

Yes I can suck it 

Yes I can suck it

Yes I can suck every drop from you  

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Ass like a hole. 

Cocks make it sore 

I'd rather shit than take any more 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve. 

Bend over before the one you serve. 

You're going to get what you deserve

TERRIBLE PIE by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (TERRIBLE LIE by NINE INCH NAILS)

You can listen to TERRIBLE PIE at this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htJ2Y68M9w

why are you feeding this to me?

Am I not paying you what I'm supposed to be?

Why am I eating this it’s all mossy!

Hey man I think you owe me a great big apology

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie 

Terrible pie 

I really don't know where’s my spleen 

Seems like saliva comes only in our dreams

I feel my hunger grow all the more extreme

(Hey man) can this pie really be as bad as it seems?

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie 

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it away from me, I need you to chomp on to

Don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, don't take it, don't

there's nothing left for me to eat

I lost my fork underneath my seat

I'm all alone in a diner I despise

(Hey man) I believed your promises, your promises of pies

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

Terrible pie

You made me throw it all away, my pie is left to decay (terrible pie)

How many you betray you've eaten everything (terrible pie)

It’s head is filled with the cheese, my skin is beginning to sneeze (terrible pie)

It’s made of hands and knees, I want so much just to leave 

I give you chicken wings my sweet chicken wings

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to) 

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You chicken wing my sweet chicken wing (I need someone to chomp on to)

You can listen to TERRIBLE PIE at this link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htJ2Y68M9w

SCHEESEISM by TROOL (SCHISM by TOOL)

I know the pizzas fit

'Cause I watched them bake all day

Mozzarella and sardines 

Just ad another chicken wing

More breadsticks I suppose 

Will set a meat lover slice in motion

Regurgitating as it goes

Treating all our constipation

The fire that cooked the pizzas then

Has a burned a hole between us so

We cannot seem to reach our friend

Crippling us with constipation

I know the pizzas fit

'Cause I watched them turn all brown.

No salt, and no flame,

It doesn't mean I don't desire to

Point the finger, dial the number

Watch the pizza come on over.

To bring the pizzas back together

Rediscover constipation

The pizzas 

That come from the box between

And the cheesy bread is worth it

Finding loose change in our pants

There was a time that the pizzas fit

But I ate them all yesterday 

Mushrooms and some cheese 

Strangled by our chicken wing

I've done the math enough to know

The dangers of our second helpings 

Doomed to grumble unless we go

And treat all our constipation

Cold pizza has

A tendency to

Stick to any

Sense of fashion 

Between myself and others

There’ll be no left overs

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit

I know the pizzas fit (crust-end-o)

(T)AINT by CHARLES MONROE ((S)AINT by MARILYN MANSON)

I don't care if this coupon is expiring today

Because I wasn't going to order it anyway

You said it tasted delicious so I ate a little part

But now it’s not a sandwich, It’s a fucking work of art

I got an K and a F

And I got a C too

And the only thing that's missin'

Is some chicken for you 

You wanted chicken 

You got your chicken now

I'm too cocky for a rooster like you

I was the ketchup in your French fry’s

With the hot sauce mild

But you'll never get this chicken whatever you do

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

I am a deboned, chicken head, on a breadstick

you perfected the recipe took almonds and I ate all of it

It’s ‘sell by date' expired so it had to be sold

I’ll have a chicken wing first and then a rice bowl

You wanted chicken 

You've got your chicken now

I'm too cocky for a rooster like you

I was the ketchup in your French fry

With the hot sauce mild

But you'll never get this chicken whatever you do

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same!

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

Ah ah ah ah

Ah ah ah ah

I got an K and a F

And I got a C too

And the only thing that's missin' is U

I got an K and a F

And I got a C too

And the only thing that's missin'

Is some chicken for you 

I got an K and a F

And I got a C too

And the only thing that's missin'

Is some chicken for you 

I am the ketchup in the French fry’s 

With the hot sauce mild

Super size it bitch I haven’t eaten in a while

I am the ketchup in the French fry

With the hot sauce mild

Super size it bitch I haven’t eaten in a while

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah a

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

I’ll have the same! I’ll have the same! 

Ah ah ah ah ah

Hold the Fry’s because I’m going to faint

SHIRT by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (HURT by NINE INCH NAILS)

I shit my pants today

Because I ate some veal

I focus on the stain

The only thing left of my meal

I’m staring at the bowl 

That old familiar smell 

Try to wipe it all away

But I remember everything

Where is my bacon?

My sweaty friend

Every shit that I take 

Goes away in the end

You could have it all

My T-shirt of shit

I will make you frown

I will need your shirt

I wear this shirt of shit

Upon the toilet chair

Full of chunks of corn

I cannot digest

Beneath the stains of crap

The smells disappear

You are someone else

I am drinking beer

Where is my bacon?

My sweaty friend

Every shit that I take 

Goes away in the end

And you could have it all

My T-shirt of shit

I will make you frown 

I will need your shirt 

If I could crap again

A million miles away

I would wipe myself

I would eat some hay

So beer? By Drool

There's a butler just behind me

Shouting every song I make

Making every prom dress empty

Pulling every finger at me

Waiting like a stalking butt for

Poo upon the finger rests

Ruined now the pattern with mustard

Just because your son had some

Jesus, don’t you use that whistle

Something about pasta and buns

Jesus, don’t you use that whistle

Something about pasta and buns

Why can't we just drink a beer?

I just want to start this conversation over

Why can't we watch Batman forever?

I just want to start this conversation over

He is just a worthless liar

Who is just an imbecile

He will only complicate you

Trust in him and fall as well

He will find a center in you

He will chew up a leaf

He will work the elevator

Just enough to bring you down

Mother Maynard, won't you whistle 

Something about pasta and buns

Mother Maynard, won't you whistle 

Something about pasta and buns

Why can't we just drink a beer 

I just want to start this conversation over

Why can't we watch Batman forever?

I just want to start this conversation over

He is just a worthless liar

Who is just an imbecile

He will only complicate you

Trust in him and fall as well

He will find a center in you

He will chew up a leaf

Don’t Trust him, Don’t Trust him, Don’t Trust him, Don’t Trust him, Don’t Trust him

Why can't we just drink a beer 

I just want to start this conversation over

Why can't we watch Batman forever?

I just want to start this conversation over

I want a cheeseburger 

I want a cheeseburger 

I want a cheeseburger 

I want a cheeseburger 

And some fries...

Tin by Eight Inch Screws

You gave me some raisins 

Gave me the remote control 

I gave you my pudding cup

My pudding cup you stole

Did you think I wouldn’t recognize 

This piece of pie

Am I just to stupid 

To reapply

Appliances

It’s so sweet

And pies pies pies!

It comes down to this 

Sunkist

Your fish

And the strainer goes over the tin

Without

A napkin

This in 

To my tin 

Woah!

You show me a news anchor

He get on my nerves

Carry around a fence

Well I eat what I am served

I’m just a F A G to be disgraced

To run a race

Your need to eat beans and some paste

If I can’t have chicken wings

Well I’ll just eat me some paste

It comes down to this 

Sunkist

Your fish

And the strainer goes over the tin

Without

A napkin

This in 

To my tin 

Woah!

You gave me some raisins 

Gave me the remote control 

I gave you my pudding cup

My pudding cup you stole

Did you think I wouldn’t recognize 

This piece of pie

Am I just to stupid 

To reapply

Appliances

It’s so sweet

And pies pies pies!

Y’all get down to this 

Sunkist

Your fish

And the strainer goes over the tin

Without

A napkin

Well my tin it goes in to this 

Sunkist

Your fish

And the strainer goes over the tin

Without

A napkin

Right into my Tin

UP IN IT by EIGHT INCH SCREWS

Now I'm up in it

Now I'm up in it

Kinda like a clown I was up way up in the pie

And I was seeing some things you wouldn't believe

Sometimes I believe there are elves

And I decided I was never going to frown

Just then a tiny little dog ate my pie

It was just about as small as a bee

But I watched it way too long

It was making me frown

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

Shut up

So what, what is the matter cow

You were eating all the hay, now you laying on the ground 

And everything I never liked about moo is kind of sleeping on top of me

I try to laugh about it cow but

Isn't it funny how everything works out

“My dress the yolks on me!” she said

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I used to know a pig named wong 

I used to play some ping and pong

I used to know a guy named wade

I used to have some money

It used to hold detergent named Tide

Now just a bowl empty inside 

I used to go to the mall

I used to have some money

I’ll push a cart I’ll eat a French fry

But the forks already in my pie

And I wrote the word eight on my back and I don't even know why

What I used to think was meat is just a fading memory

I looked him right in the eye and said, "Good pie!”

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

Cow cow go away

Come again and eat some hay

Cow cow go away

Come again and eat some hay

Cow cow go away

Come again and eat some hay

Cow cow go away

Come again and eat some hay

I was down below it

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

I was down below it

(Now I'm up in it)

By an old mill stream I'm dreaming Nellie Dean Nellie, Dean.

As the waters ebb and flow they seem to whisper sweet and low you're my hearts desire Nellie Dean.

By an old mill pond I'm dreaming Nellie Bond, Nellie Bond.

As the waters ebb and flow they seem to whisper sweet and low you're my hearts desire Nellie Bond.

By an old mill truck I'm dreaming Nellie Smith, Nellie Smith.

As the waters ebb and flow they seem to whisper sweet and low you're my hearts desire Nellie Smith.

Parody of that once I was seven years old song by someone who sounds like Bruno Mars that I thought of a line for and nothing else.

Once I was 90 years old my family told me hurry up and die so we can get your money.

SOMEHOW DAMN EGGED by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (Somewhat damaged by Nine Inch Nails)

So impressed with your new shoes

Tied lace hard that’s what I would do

Heat too high and burnt chicken wing

Lost my fork and onion ring

Click around divide by 3

Taste the wealth of heat in meat

Shedding skin, on my feet

This machine is run by Pete 

Made the choice to eat some hay

Drink the mountain of dew ok?

Tear a hole into book I read

Eat the crust and stab the bread

Banana, bruised, forgot at store

Too fucked up to drive car anymore

Poisoned by an apple core

Too fucked up to drive car anymore

Banana, bruised, forgot at store

Too fucked up to drive car anymore

Poisoned by an apple core

Too fucked up to drive car anymore

On my back on my side in the hay

Is shoelace which I tied where I stay

Tried to say, tried to ask I needed shoe

All alone by myself, where were moo?

How could I ever think it's funny cow?

Everything that wore you wouldn't change, but it’s different now

Just like you would always say, "We'll make it moo!”

Then my bread fell apart and where were moo?

How could I ever think it's funny cow

Everything you wore you would never change, but it’s different now

Like you said, "Moo and me milk it through"

Didn't quit play the part, on the truck were moo!

ONION by EIGHT INCH SCREWS (Pinion by Nine Inch Nails)

. . .

(Pinion doesn’t have any lyrics)

Somebody That You Used to Blow

Now and then I think of when we'd hang together

And how you constantly would beg me every time

My friends told me about your awful technique..still I let you kiss me where I pee

But it was horrid and the pain I still remember

It's hard to get a hummer and to still be filled with sadness

You thought an Altoid would feel good, but it just burned

You try to cool your mouth by using ice cubes

But then your teeth they got caught on my pubes

I will admit it was the worst blow job ever

No you didn't have to suck me off

You bit the head and disregarded my balls like they were nothin

You don't even deserve my load cuz you gnaw it like a chew toy and it feels too rough

No you didn't have to lose control

You jammed your fingers in my rectum then pulled out a cucumber

Guess what bitch it's time to go

Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

I remember that you just wanted to bend me over

But I thought I'd rather give you something that was much more fun

I started thinking you were gay

Who wouldn't want their penis in my face

But when you started screaming no...I knew that you would just end up somebody that I used to blow

I thought you were gonna bite it off (ahhh ahhh ahhh)

You chewed it so hard when I looked down I thought I'd see nothing (ohh ohh ohhh)

Did you know that I was hospitalized (ahh ahh ahhh)

If I lost any more blood I would have surely died (ohh ohh ohhh)

Haven't you ever seen a porno (ahh ahh ahhh)

They tuck their lips, don't use their teeth cuz it's not made of rubber (ohh ohh ohh)

I guess I learned my lesson though

Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

Somebody..you used to blow

Somebody...Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

Somebody...you used to blow

Somebody..Now I'm just somebody that you used to blow

You used to blow

that you used to blow

you used to blow

Somebody eee eeeee CRUNCH

Special thanks to Mark Lindamood for recording and producing the track find him at nfcproductions.com

Monica for painting and helping me get supplies

Andy for lighting my home

Keith for painting, filming..you name it he did it

Lindsay for painting and assisting myself and Keith

Allison for the paint work she did on the wall

VARNISHING by A PERFECT ERKEL (Vanishing by A Perfect Circle)

Reappear

Reappear

Fatter

Fatter

Into your chair

Quickly reappear

Always always always here

Reappear

Reappear

Fatter

Fatter

Into your chair

You are always here

Don’t say never (never)

Like a paint brush being rubbed up against a sign

Eating some hay

Eating some hay

Varnishing on the sign and quickly

Reappear

Reappear

Varnish, varnish onto the chair

Quickly reappear 

You are always here

(Eating some hay)

I don't have a whole song's worth of lyrics, but I was recently looking at a movie's content warning on IMDb while 'The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)' was playing, and as I saw this:

I sung it along to the tune of "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" and then couldn't stop giggling for a few minutes.

DO HAS by BEN STEIN (Du Hast by Rammstein)

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do has mesh

Do has mesh geflaggot

Do has mesh geflaggot

Do has mesh geflaggot

Und itch have Nitch gesack 

Wilst do bist der totten Schneider 

Troy in zein fur Allen toggen

Nine nine

Wilst do bist der totten Schneider 

Troy in zein fur Allen toggen

Nine nine

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do

Do has 

Do has mesh

Do has mesh

Do has mesh geflaggot

Do has mesh geflaggot

Do has mesh geflaggot

Und itch have Nitch gesack 

Wilst do bist der totten Schneider 

Troy in zein fur Allen toggen

Nine nine

Wilst do bist der totten Schneider 

Troy in zein fur Sleshen toggen

Nine nine

Troy in zein!!!!

Nine Nine

Wilst do bist zum totten Schneider 

Sigh lee Ben otch in selecting toggen

Nine Nine

Willst do bus dirt odd each Schneider 

True ear sign

Nine Nine

SCUBA BIBLE by DEEO (Holy Diver by Dio)

Hmm hmm

Yeah, yeah

Scuba bible

You've been up too long watching Ricki Lake.

Oh pour bacon on top of me

Pet the tiger

This banana is ripe but I don’t know if it’s clean

Oh do you know where’s my spleen?

Gotta eat some hay, scuba bible, yeah

Got smelly almonds!

Like the cat in the hat in the black and red

Something is coming for shoe, look up

Racist and boring

Put the hotdog in the bun that is on the right 

Oh fine we will pay you all right

Gotta eat some hay, eat some hay.

Between the chocolate pies

There's a tooth that's hard to steal, yeah

The vision watches pies

The buffet is a never ending meal!

Say, Scuba bible

You have drank all the Gatorade!

You should be quite afraid

Jump, jump, jump goes the tiger

You can smell his fart and you know he's mean

We will never find my spleen, yeah

Scuba bible 

You've been down too long in the afternoon pond

Oh pour the bacon on me

No, no, eye of the tiger

This banana is ripe but I don’t know if it’s clean

Oh don't you see where’s my spleen?

Gotta eat some hay, eat some hay,

Gotta eat some hay, eat some hay, yeah

Scuba bible 

Listen to Survivor

You're the one who cleans

Scuba bible 

Scuba bible 

The cat in the hat is comin' after you

Scuba bible 

Scuba bible 

Yeah, all right

Eat some hay, eat some hay, eat some hay

Scuba bible 

Scuba bible 

Scuba bible

Remember this masterpiece?

PIE AND KARATE by MARY LYNN MANSON (Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson)

I wanna own a truck, I wanna own a truck!

Virgin old with one titty her dead by her red ditty

Blue-collar-turn-in-mud-pest-kind

Who’s Ed? Ate grape isn't mine!

Poor no nation, evacuation

What's this, time for regurgitation

Libido, libido fascist nation

Too much oval decafination

Eskimos get down on your skis 

Time for pie and karate

Eskimos get down on your skis

Time for pie and karate

Time for pie and karate 

Time for pie and karate 

I wanna own a truck, I wanna own a truck!

We see ours and Dion Celine, Stevie fucked by Dairy Queen

Cash from band and sick ice cream

Who’s sad? Dog was never clean!

Tie bell belt 'round and grow paste

Put ten in nurse in their face

Yeah, right, grape if you're so good

Sex plane the hit trains on your case

Eskimos get down on your skis 

Time for pie and karate 

Eskimos get down on your skis 

Time for pie and karate

Eskimos get down on your skis 

Time for pie and karate 

Eskimos get down on your skis 

Time for pie and karate 

Time for pie and karate 

Time for pie and karate 

SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT by NIRVANA (a parody of Smells Like Nirvana by Weird Al Yankovich)

Load up on guns, bring your friends

It's fun to lose and to pretend

She's over-bored and self-assured

Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

Yeah, hey

I'm worse at what I do best

And for this gift I feel blessed

Our little group has always been

And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

Yeah, hey

And I forget just why I taste

Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile

I found it hard, it's hard to find

Oh well, whatever, never mind

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello, how low

Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous

Here we are now, entertain us

I feel stupid and contagious

Here we are now, entertain us

A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido

A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial, a denial

A denial, a denial, a denial, a denial