I will be stepping up as Acting Forum Dad until his return.
Now, you may call me Big Daddy RedSnake or El Padre when you are ready, everyone's bedtime is at eleven and you may have up to three slices of chocolate cake per day, except for you @UggoSonno, you go to bed at six and get half a bowl of gruel if you behave.
A few ground rules, don't drink my rum, don't touch my smokes, and don't bug me when I'm plookin' your mom.
OR ELSE!!!
This could be a lot of fun or a living Hell depending on what you make it for yourself.
So...
Who wants to go to the zoo?