This thread would be complete with a new challenger, and his name is @goryblizzard
FunkBRS thinks he is sexier than me
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At 6/17/19 09:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: This thread would be complete with a new challenger, and his name is @goryblizzard
If you are going to pit us against each other, it's not even a contest. Maybe try looking for someone in my league.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 6/17/19 09:34 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:At 6/17/19 09:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: This thread would be complete with a new challenger, and his name is @goryblizzardIf you are going to pit us against each other, it's not even a contest. Maybe try looking for someone in my league.
I would crush you like a swollen tick.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 6/18/19 02:11 PM, RoboFUNKbr0s wrote:At 6/17/19 09:34 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:I would crush you like a swollen tick.At 6/17/19 09:15 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: This thread would be complete with a new challenger, and his name is @goryblizzardIf you are going to pit us against each other, it's not even a contest. Maybe try looking for someone in my league.
Bullshit. I'll kick both your asses at the same time
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At 6/18/19 02:16 PM, Wegra wrote:
Bullshit. I'll kick both your asses at the same time
I'd catch your foot between my clenching manly butt cheeks and break your ankle with flick of my hips, child.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 6/18/19 02:11 PM, RoboFUNKbr0s wrote: I would crush you like a swollen tick.
If you're still as fat as I remember you, then you need to explain to me how that's even remotely possible.
Former iron fist mod of the NG Featureless Chat from May 23, 2012 to May 4, 2014.
At 6/18/19 02:42 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote:At 6/18/19 02:11 PM, RoboFUNKbr0s wrote: I would crush you like a swollen tick.If you're still as fat as I remember you, then you need to explain to me how that's even remotely possible.
Well, for one, I could sit on you.
For second, fat as I am, I ride a bike 50-100 miles a week, and spent my entire second decade moshing in some of the most violent pits in the south, culminating in becoming a death match wrestling ring announcer.
I could hurt you in ways you are currently unaware a human body could be hurt.
Mess with me and you're get more than an asswhooping; you'll get a biology lesson that even the doctors that stitch what's left of you back together wish they could un-learn.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
