Be strong! Be bold! Show us what the rest of the world think about your area!

All Surrey folks are either gangsters or prostitutes, and carry guns.

@Sevkat

At 10/2/17 01:13 PM, Painbringer wrote: All Surrey folks are either gangsters or prostitutes, and carry

says the guy whos name is painbringer

I'm from Memphis.

COME AT ME BRO.

Texas is just rednecks cowboys and Mexicans. But we have Austin which is very liberal/artist place. Houston is a big city full of laid back peeps. Galveston is an island off Houston and all these places people do not act like rednecks or cowboys. Of course we do have some, but probably not as much as you think.

At 10/2/17 04:56 PM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: Welcome to Louisiana!

The other half are the pure Cajuns. We like to use so much spice in our food we permanently damage out tongue and we all have alligator heads hanging over our beds.

I am also unfortunately in Louisiana, and your description is pretty accurate.

At 10/2/17 04:56 PM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote:

Half of us like to slather BBQ on everything. No food's good without some BBQ!

Sounds like a localized Sauce Disorder.

The other half are the pure Cajuns. We like to use so much spice in our food we permanently damage out tongues.

This also sounds like a spice disorder.

Have you considered sending the Cajuns back to France? I hear the French have effective treatments for seasoning-based maladies.

At 10/2/17 04:59 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/2/17 04:56 PM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: Welcome to Louisiana!

The other half are the pure Cajuns. We like to use so much spice in our food we permanently damage out tongue and we all have alligator heads hanging over our beds.

I am also unfortunately in Louisiana, and your description is pretty accurate.

Can you sell me an alligator head? I am currently in need of one, for reasons I cannot tell.

At 10/2/17 05:24 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:

I am also unfortunately in Louisiana, and your description is pretty accurate.

Can you sell me an alligator head? I am currently in need of one, for reasons I cannot tell.

I have six. What size do you need?

At 10/2/17 05:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 10/2/17 05:24 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:

I am also unfortunately in Louisiana, and your description is pretty accurate.

Can you sell me an alligator head? I am currently in need of one, for reasons I cannot tell.

I have six. What size do you need?

The largest you have. I don't know the specifics for this dealing, yet.

Welcome to Ireland, where all teenagers get pissed drunk because they think they're being cool and trad music is the only acceptable genre!

Currently in New Mexico, lots of stereotypes about crime being terrible, particularly in big cities such as Albuquerque. There is some truth to it, but the politicians around here have really been hammering it to the point that someone might think they'll be a victim of a violent crime if they take one step out of their front door.

At 10/2/17 04:56 PM, SirWaffleThe3rd wrote: Welcome to Louisiana!

I wonder what would be the stereotypes for folks who live in or around New Orleans.

Anyway, stereotypes of Ohio are plentiful:

Methheads are everywhere, doubly so in the rural places.
Abandoned factories and steel mills everywhere.
Cleveland is a wasteland where dreams and futures come to die.
Woody Hayes is God, and either Jim Brown or Lebron James is the equivalent of Jesus, anyone who disagrees is a heretic.
They hate Michigan just as much as they hate themselves.
Cincinnati hates Cleveland because they get namedropped far too much despite being a shithole, Cleveland hates Cincinnati because they view them as traitors in more ways than one.

California is just a hideout for commies and their liberal slaves.

Actually a lot of people are conservative in CA, they're the minority that owns small businesses that oddly enough are the reason for California's economy.

At 10/2/17 05:46 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:

I have six. What size do you need?

The largest you have. I don't know the specifics for this dealing, yet.

3 ft head it is.

I can also get you stuffed possums, coons, and squirrels.

Welcome to Brasil! We only value three things in life: samba, booty, and football. We are all illiterate mercenaries that like to upload our "art" to websites focused on showing gore pictures. Also, we're known for being amicable and free of prejudice just because we have a diversity of ethnicities living here, even though that's actually not a valid reason. We're loud and like to spam youtube comments with useless things like "Cadê os BR?" ("Where are the BR?"). Last, but not least, our people are divided into two groups: the ones who serve as a doormat to well-developed countries and the imperialists who secretly feel superior to everyone else because they pretend to be humble and call other countries "imperialists". After all that, I'm sure you'll want to come and meet our beautifully polluted nature spots like beaches and forests!

At 10/3/17 12:47 AM, CranberryHead wrote: Welcome to Brasil!

Only now I realize how salty I sound lol

Majority of foreigners think we're racist and/or alcoholics.

Alcoholic I agree with somewhat. What did they think would have when the majority of our forefathers used alcohol as currency.

Racist not so much....well I hate everyone equally so that doesn't count

This is the gist.

I'M POLISH, KURWA!

At 10/2/17 07:20 PM, Mr-Stuff-Guy wrote: Florida

Half the population is retarded, the other half can't speak English, everyone's a fucking terrible driver, and publix is our god and savior.

I feel you man.

I've been living in Dover, Delaware for the last 6 years.

From Dover on down to Rehoboth Beach, it's called "Lower, Slower Delaware."

We even have these stupid magnetic "LSD" things you can put on the back of your fucking car:

Around here, there is a good bit of concern for the environment, even though our local chapter of the Sierra Club has ceased to exist.

The roads are mostly good, and people are mostly polite, and there is a 3 square block area in old downtown where you can still by heroin, crack, or meth.

During the summer, we have free concerts in front of the old capitol building. It's mostly jazz, but a few hiphop folks have played this summer, and some poetry was read by upcoming poets. (That didn't draw a big crowd, sorry.)

The 4th of July and New Years' Eve are pure clusterfucks, because so many people come in from the surrounding communities that traffic gets tense.

We also have some shitty NASCAR stuff going on at various times throughout the summer, and the Engine Rednecks basically shut the town down.

You'd think that a bunch of race fans would be good drivers, right? Well, not so much. These imbeciles can't figure out how to put their fucking cars into the right traffic lanes so they can get to the race, and they bring traffic to a stand-still.

And there's FireFly, the closest we ever get to a real rock concert, or a hiphop concert, or whatever. I can hear it from my home. It isn't good.

Well, except for the time Paul McCartney played FireFly. I could hear him just fine from my back yard, and shared that experience with a few friends.

If you're too young to remember Paul McCartney, I feel sorry for you.

But, that's where I live.

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Cheers!
Ray

At 10/2/17 07:20 PM, Mr-Stuff-Guy wrote: Florida

Half the population is retarded, the other half can't speak English,

I'd ask which half you are.
But you can clearly speak English.
So...

Alberta. Oil lovin, cow humpin, red necks

Mississippi is for self-identified thugs and rednecks. Nothing to see here. We poop outside like everyone else and eat fried chicken all day long.

I live in South Carolina.

Just reading the name of my state probably popped up a multitude of stereotypes. My work is done here.

I'm Belgian.
My Counrty is split in half, one half is french and the other is dutch.
The Dutch part is full of old people and the french part is deserted.

At 10/3/17 12:50 AM, CranberryHead wrote:

At 10/3/17 12:47 AM, CranberryHead wrote: Welcome to Brasil!

Only now I realize how salty I sound lol

You have to sound at least a bit salty when talking about your country imo :)))