@FoAngel and I are getting married. We are registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. Our shower is this Saturday and the wedding is on Halloween.
You are all invited! (To the wedding and honeymoon)
@aviewaskewed is officiating, as he is an ordained minister.
Who's coming?
There will be cake.

At 9/3/17 03:37 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: We are registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. Our shower

excellent shower/bath pun bro

It's our wedding shower, where we will play games and drink champagne.

We are also both having bachelorette parties.

I'm having strippers but don't anyone tell her. Shhhhh

Yall all invited to all that too.

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: There will be cake.

The cake is a lie.

Besides, we all know how the Red Wedding went..

At 9/3/17 03:40 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: There will be cake.

The cake is a lie.

Not this one. It has 6 tiers.

Besides, we all know how the Red Wedding went..

Well neither of us can wear white, but no massacre or battle or whatever will go down on our wedding day.

Only us. We will be going down.

I will be there for the honeymoon.

i'm getting ya'll something from the beyond section wink wink nudge nudge

Wish I could go but my brother's Jacuzzi session wake is on that day, bummer..

At 9/3/17 04:20 PM, Haggard wrote: I will be there for the honeymoon.

Well, @alias says she's getting us something from the "beyond" section of bed bath and beyond, so the honeymoon just got WAY more interesting.

At 9/3/17 04:38 PM, FloorAesthetics wrote: Wish I could go but my brother's Jacuzzi session wake is on that day, bummer..

Ima eat your cake

At 9/3/17 04:38 PM, FloorAesthetics wrote: Wish I could go but my brother's Jacuzzi session wake is on that day, bummer..

Sounds like a solemn affair.

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: @FoAngel and I are getting married. We are registered at Bed Bath and Beyond. Our shower is this Saturday and the wedding is on Halloween.
You are all invited! (To the wedding and honeymoon)
@aviewaskewed is officiating, as he is an ordained minister.
Who's coming?
There will be cake.

It depends. How big is the cake?

At 9/3/17 05:38 PM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:

It depends. How big is the cake?

6 tiers of vanilla buttercream.

We don't have a grooms cake because we're both brides, but there will be a chocolate ganache cake too

This has officially gotten away from me....

At 9/3/17 05:54 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: This has officially gotten away from me....

Why can't you just be happy for us???

At 9/3/17 06:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Why can't you just be happy for us???

The three way was what we negotiated...you two didn't say anything about anything else....DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR BAD NEGOTIATING SKILLS!!!!

God bless it.

I don't know who FoAngel is but I do know 7C's is a pretty little thing with a beautiful heart.

I hope you two are happy forever.

At 9/3/17 06:37 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 9/3/17 06:09 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Why can't you just be happy for us???

The three way was what we negotiated...you two didn't say anything about anything else....DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR BAD NEGOTIATING SKILLS!!!!

The 3 way still occurs, but on our honeymoon

At 9/3/17 07:41 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: God bless it.

I don't know who FoAngel is but I do know 7C's is a pretty little thing with a beautiful heart.

I hope you two are happy forever.

You're invited on the honeymoon too babe.

I'll prepare us a extensive wedding gift list. Which will include nothing but taco related products.

If someone could organise velociraptors for both our ceremony and reception

At 9/3/17 08:12 PM, FoAngel wrote: I'll prepare us a extensive wedding gift list. Which will include nothing but taco related products.

If someone could organise velociraptors for both our ceremony and reception

I registered us for knives and vibrators, so you are truly the level headed one in our relationship.

I was thinking we should train a velociraptor to be the flower girl.

Damn dude - I guess it's too late to confess my love.

I forgot which one of you I love, but just consider this a general objection to this matrimony.

At 9/3/17 09:41 PM, Timmy wrote: Damn dude - I guess it's too late to confess my love.

I forgot which one of you I love, but just consider this a general objection to this matrimony.

You have to do it at that very specific moment. When they ask, "Does anyone have any reason these 2 may not be wed?" Or whatever, you shout, I OBJECT!

Then I'll break down and start crying and tell her we had a baby together but I gave it up so she wouldn't leave me.

I think we should tie cans and a "JUST MARRIED" sign to a pterodactyl and have the couple fly away on it at the end of the reception.

At 9/3/17 10:34 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I think we should tie cans and a "JUST MARRIED" sign to a pterodactyl and have the couple fly away on it at the end of the reception.

This is how ALL weddings should end in my opinion.

I'm bringing the miniature goats

At 9/3/17 11:44 PM, Malachy wrote: I'm bringing the miniature goats

For the wedding or the honeymoon?.......

Shit, and you're now just telling me? Would you accept Bennigan's coupons from 10 years ago as a wedding gift?

Either way, congrats!

i know this is a joke but congrats and have a smashing wedding! but why do they even call it a honeymoon?

At 9/3/17 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/3/17 10:34 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I think we should tie cans and a "JUST MARRIED" sign to a pterodactyl and have the couple fly away on it at the end of the reception.

This is how ALL weddings should end in my opinion.

I'll take care of getting the pterodactyl. What color should it be, and how large?

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Who's coming?

Dunno, I don't think I'm the right kind of guy to be there…

There will be cake.

Fuck it, I'll come and eat your cake.

At 9/4/17 12:15 AM, Knights wrote: Shit, and you're now just telling me? Would you accept Bennigan's coupons from 10 years ago as a wedding gift?

Either way, congrats!

We will gracioisly accept Bennigan's coupons and look forward to your arrival.

At 9/4/17 01:57 AM, KieranMaster wrote: i know this is a joke but congrats and have a smashing wedding! but why do they even call it a honeymoon?

You know how you know it's a joke? Because as much as I love her, I can't move to Australia. Both the spiders and snakes are huge there!

At 9/4/17 07:16 AM, OneThousandMeeps wrote:

At 9/3/17 10:40 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 9/3/17 10:34 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: I think we should tie cans and a "JUST MARRIED" sign to a pterodactyl and have the couple fly away on it at the end of the reception.

I'll take care of getting the pterodactyl. What color should it be, and how large?

As big as you can get it.
Our colors are black and orange, since it's a Halloween wedding.
We are both wearing black dresses.

At 9/4/17 08:22 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Fuck it, I'll come and eat your cake.

You won't be sorry

At 9/3/17 03:34 PM, SevenSeize wrote: @FoAngel
@aviewaskewed
Who's coming?

Please say both of you are. I think we all are hoping that.