At 8/9/14 08:16 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
I wish life could be better.

Granted. The opportunities for an improved life can be found or is possible in every conceivable way, but similar to real life, they're not apparently obvious methods, they're not easy, and they take time, hard work or money, or just plain sheer luck in circumstances to grasp...the corruption being, however, is the psychological perspective that its somehow much harder for you than anyone else, for some deflective reason.

I wish that there ain't no woman like the one I've got.

At 8/9/14 11:42 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish that there ain't no woman like the one I've got.

granted, but then your woman gets brutally murdered.

I wish urmonsta was smart.

At 8/10/14 01:18 AM, larrynachos wrote: I wish urmonsta was smart.

Granted, but now you are stupid.

I wish urmonsta was your monster (like in Frankenstein).

At 8/10/14 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish urmonsta was your monster (like in Frankenstein).

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish for peace in the Middle East.

At 8/10/14 09:36 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 8/10/14 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish urmonsta was your monster (like in Frankenstein).

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish for peace in the Middle East.

Granted, now the US finally fight a war that's their own.

I wish for world peace.

At 8/10/14 09:38 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/10/14 09:36 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 8/10/14 09:12 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I wish urmonsta was your monster (like in Frankenstein).

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish for peace in the Middle East.

Granted, now the US finally fight a war that's their own.

I wish for world peace.

Granted. The world is 100% more boring.

I wish I was Leeroy Jenkins.

At 8/10/14 03:19 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish I was Leeroy Jenkins.

Granted, but now you're a reckless douche and a dumb internet meme (lel).

I wish the world wasn't dictated by big guns and money.

At 8/10/14 09:29 PM, larrynachos wrote:
I wish the world wasn't dictated by big guns and money.

Granted. A monumental leap into the Infinite Energy program launches a full-scale colonization into space. In just a matter of two years, space life surges while earth life wanes. The dollar has become worthless, and now people fight each other to survive. Ammunition, astoundingly, plunges so guns are used more and more rarely...individuals who know how to reload and reuse cartridges become safe-guarded professionals that keep the gun industry alive...but very soon, the space fairing population returns to earth. They need precious metals for technology. Diamonds for superconductors upon their hyper computers. They threaten the earth dwellers with orbital bombardment and particle cannons...not guns, but super-weapons the likes of which there is no defense against...the world is now dictated by orbital threats from a capital navy for precious ore and resources, especially water and plants.

I wish my brother chilled the fuck out, so he could become incredibly optimistic.

At 8/10/14 09:39 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish my brother chilled the fuck out, so he could become incredibly optimistic.

Granted, but now he's a little TOO optimistic o.o

I wish my popcorn wasn't stale.

At 8/10/14 11:44 PM, larrynachos wrote:

At 8/10/14 09:39 PM, Phobotech wrote:
I wish my brother chilled the fuck out, so he could become incredibly optimistic.

Granted, but now he's a little TOO optimistic o.o

I wish my popcorn wasn't stale.

Granted. But now all of the popcorn is kettle corn.

Whoops, forgot to post a wish!

I wish that food started eating people.

At 8/11/14 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that food started eating people.

Granted, you are the first one to be eaten.

I wish weed started smoking people.

At 8/11/14 08:42 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/11/14 12:01 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: I wish that food started eating people.

Granted, you are the first one to be eaten.

I wish weed started smoking people.

Granted, but your face gets torched off when you're getting lighted by some Marijuana.

All I can think of when I hear these wishes are "In Russia, food eats YOU" or "In Russia, weed smokes YOU".

I wish cars started driving people.

At 8/11/14 10:28 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish cars started driving people.

Granted. The cars became pro-golf champions.

I wish Bowser was a Pokemon.

At 8/11/14 12:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish Bowser was a Pokemon.

Granted. All of Nintendo's famous characters get integrated into the Pokemon universe. Its so stupid that Pokemon dies, and we never have to hear about it again save for the bunch of people that still cling to the past.

I wish to go back ten years into the past with completely intact memories and knowledge.

At 8/11/14 12:53 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 8/11/14 12:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
I wish Bowser was a Pokemon.

Granted. All of Nintendo's famous characters get integrated into the Pokemon universe. Its so stupid that Pokemon dies, and we never have to hear about it again save for the bunch of people that still cling to the past.

I wish to go back ten years into the past with completely intact memories and knowledge.

Granted, but you accidentally kill your past self.

I wish I could see the future, at will.

At 8/11/14 12:58 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
I wish I could see the future, at will.

Granted, but the future is dark.... the apocalypse.... o noes!

I wish I never had to go to school again (except for a fun college or something)

At 8/11/14 01:29 PM, larrynachos wrote:
I wish I never had to go to school again (except for a fun college or something)

Granted, you drop out of regular school and the only scholarships you gain are for clown college. There's no guarantee for employment, and you find out you hate it...they call you Chuckles the Clown because you hate it so much. For a clown, you are sullen and miserable. You hate everything.

I think its bullshit getting sick. I wish no one got sick ever.

At 8/11/14 03:27 PM, Phobotech wrote: I think its bullshit getting sick. I wish no one got sick ever.

Granted. Due to the fact that there is no more death by sickness, the world population skyrockets, exhausting all of our resources, causing war, famine, and eventually the end of the world. The earth becomes a dead polluted rock.

I with my favorite shows never get/got cancelled.

I with my favorite shows never get/got cancelled.

Granted! However due to the long time they've been running, writers have ran out of good ideas and have ruined the shows completely with horrendous, lazy writing.

I wish $5000.

At 8/11/14 03:58 PM, larrynachos wrote:
I with my favorite shows never get/got cancelled.

Granted, but they get so stale and dry that everyone hates it and stops watching it, it gets an extremely low budget, and all the good actors leave, so it is stuck with extremely bad actors that can never get their lines right.

I wish Robin Williams wasn't dead...

At 8/11/14 05:57 PM, subject1337 wrote:
I wish $5000.

Granted, $5000 appears, but it all goes to me.

See above wish.

At 8/11/14 07:55 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:
I wish Robin Williams wasn't dead...

Granted, but now hes a zombie and he eats your brains

I wish my internet speeds didn't suck so much penis

At 8/11/14 03:58 PM, larrynachos wrote:

At 8/11/14 03:27 PM, Phobotech wrote: I think its bullshit getting sick. I wish no one got sick ever.

Granted. Due to the fact that there is no more death by sickness, the world population skyrockets, exhausting all of our resources, causing war, famine, and eventually the end of the world. The earth becomes a dead polluted rock.

I with my favorite shows never get/got cancelled.

Granted, but everything else gets cancelled, and, I'm sorry, but your favourite shows are hated by everyone else.

I wish everyone was happy.

At 8/11/14 07:58 PM, larrynachos wrote: I wish my internet speeds didn't suck so much penis

Granted, now they only suck your penis.

See above, and feel free to call me an idiot.

At 8/12/14 09:56 AM, mandog wrote: I wish I could believe.

Granted, you believe you should go kill yourself.

I still wish everyone was happy.

And feel free to call both of us idiots.

At 8/12/14 10:08 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 8/12/14 09:56 AM, mandog wrote: I wish I could believe.

Granted, you believe you should go kill yourself.

I still wish everyone was happy.

And feel free to call both of us idiots.

Granted, everyone happily commits suicide.

I wish Doctor Who could meet Agent Mulder and Agent Scully from The X-Files.

At 8/12/14 04:09 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

I wish Doctor Who could meet Agent Mulder and Agent Scully from The X-Files.

Granted. Peter Cushing from 1960's non-cannon movies where the character was actually named Doctor Who shows up and then Mulder and Scully stand there while the problem solves itself. I loved that show but happened that way a lot.

I wish for 9 million units of happiness.

At 8/12/14 05:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for 9 million units of happiness.

Granted, but they instantly turn into units of depression. Have fun with your 9,000,000 units of depression.

I wish that Adventure Time was good again.

At 8/12/14 05:54 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 8/12/14 05:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:
I wish for 9 million units of happiness.

Granted, but they instantly turn into units of depression. Have fun with your 9,000,000 units of depression.

I wish that Adventure Time was good again.

"good again" ?
Don't know what you're talking about other then the episodes now seem a little shorter.
well
granted, adventure time becomes "good enough for you"but you are lobotomized and you no longer would be able to enjoy it.
i wish it was so hot outside