Who Taught you how to Beat It ?

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

So i got lost in deeep thought and was wondering, who taught us masturbation ? Did we all just watch a prono 1 day and learn from what the actors did ? that cant be the case.

My youngest memory of first being introduced to it was in 2nd grade when some older kid asked if I "beat my meat" and me being like 8 years old didn't know what he meant till i was like 12.

I can honestly say Michael Jackson was the first person to show me how to do magic tricks with my wand, now everybody from J.Bieber to Madonna be doing the same famous genital grab teaching millions of kids how to fondle themselves.

Some of us may have learned from the T.V like me, or maybe we learned through our on curiosity and experimentation's, but I doubt any of us learned it solely on our own without any influence

[ACYL]

I taught myself like a real man

[Boomstick]

I learned about masturbation from a friend of mine, when I was about 12.
He was a very perverted guy, but cool nonetheless.

[o0-0o]

Totally started out rubbing my dick like a vagina, pants on and all that.

[SmartyPants]

Saw someone doing it in a porno and thought "I wonder what happens when I do that?" and the rest was history.

[Trambamboline]

I once touched myself. Thus began a relationship that would last a lifetime.

[ill]

My fathers Penthouse magazine I found in his drawer when I was 10 or so. I'll never forget that girl cooking hot dogs on that grill in her backyard.

[KillerSkull]

I figured it out myself. It's not rocket science.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

At 2/25/13 10:32 PM, Xenomit wrote: I used to hump pillows when I was like, 7, then one day I noticed that rubbing it felt way better, was way easier, and didn't hurt most of the way through, and I did that from then on

LOL is that same age you first realized you were into animals too ?
I would like to sex a chick up wearing a bunny custom one fine evening

At 2/25/13 10:35 PM, BleachFanatic12 wrote: I taught myself like a real man

Me too sort of

At 2/25/13 10:36 PM, Boomstick wrote: I learned about masturbation from a friend of mine, when I was about 12.

lol

At 2/25/13 10:37 PM, o0-0o wrote: Totally started out rubbing my dick like a vagina, pants on and all that.

Yep thats usually how it starts off

At 2/25/13 10:37 PM, SmartyPants wrote: Saw someone doing it in a porno and thought "I wonder what happens when I do that?" and the rest was history.

Lol I think this may be the most common influence, monkey sees monkey does

At 2/25/13 10:37 PM, Entice wrote: No one ever told me, I remember just figuring it out one day.
I'm p sure it's instinctual.

Possibly, its funny because I think we are the only species who does this, and maybe dogs

At 2/25/13 10:39 PM, Trambamboline wrote: I once touched myself. Thus began a relationship that would last a lifetime.

lol Till death doesth thou part

At 2/25/13 10:42 PM, ill wrote: My fathers Penthouse magazine I found in his drawer when I was 10 or so. I'll never forget that girl cooking hot dogs on that grill in her backyard.

I feel like sticking my hot dog in some chix buns

[TheColourAwesome]

The cool kids used to make the Wanking gesture at me in school or the Air Wank. That's how I learnt. Of course, my arm didn't extent as far out as their did.

[Gumburd]

I don't even remember when I began or how it started. It has always been something I've done.

Possibly sometime by the end of kindergarten.

[TheMajormel]

my cousin taught me how to do it.
She tried to demonstrate by using some bottle

i didnt get what she meant until years after.

[Lionelion]

At 2/25/13 11:04 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I figured it out myself. It's not rocket science.

pretty much...

[SeekerFang17]

Michael Jackson taught me how to BEAT IT!

BEAT IT! BEAT IT! NO ONE WANTS TO FEEL DEFEATED!

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

At 2/25/13 11:18 PM, Entice wrote: I saw a dog lying on its back and masturbating with it's paw once.

Male or female ?

At 2/25/13 11:21 PM, TheColourAwesome wrote: The cool kids used to make the Wanking gesture at me in school or the Air Wank. That's how I learnt. Of course, my arm didn't extent as far out as their did.

Lol I recall kids doing that too, and when WWF was at its prime with DX the whole "Suck IT" double hand gesture was common too

At 2/25/13 11:25 PM, Gumburd wrote:

Possibly sometime by the end of kindergarten.

Damn in kinder ? I was too busy playing with colorful blocks to be toying with my c*ck

At 2/25/13 11:36 PM, TheMajormel wrote: my cousin taught me how to do it.

My cousin told me how to use lotion because less friction

At 2/25/13 11:43 PM, Natick wrote: 5 years old and in the tub. Right before you even have the ability to cum, you just get that funny feeling.

Lol i remember being in the tub and shooting blanks

[FreakyTy111]

I've known what sex was since kindergarten, between the ages 6 and 8 things were experimented with friends female and male alike. Because of the immaturity of us all nothing was gained because our bodies weren't sexually ready, but there was a lot of touching and stuff. One day a few years later I was just lying around in bed at about 10 years old and it just sort of happened, shit was fucking magic.

--True story.

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

At 2/26/13 12:20 AM, Entice wrote:
Female. It was a French bulldog and it grunted while it did it lol

Thas hawt.
my moms Chiwawaa be licking her thang so much that it swelled up and she had to take it to the vet, and it' turned out she gave herself an 'artificial pregnancy' which is some shat i never heard of before

[dmpstr]

I think most people teach themselves, I did. Dirty habit though.

[KillerSkull]

At 2/26/13 12:36 AM, Forte wrote: I think most people teach themselves, I did. Dirty habit though.

I see what you did there!

[TheColourAwesome]

At 2/26/13 12:36 AM, Forte wrote: Dirty habit though.

har

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

At 2/26/13 12:36 AM, Forte wrote: I think most people teach themselves, I did. Dirty habit though.

That's why you wash your hands and cleen up after

[Gumburd]

At 2/26/13 12:10 AM, Swag-in-a-Bag wrote: Damn in kinder ? I was too busy playing with colorful blocks to be toying with my c*ck

I truly don't remember a time when I didn't fap. The only memory I have to help trace when I began is one in early elementary school where the topic was somehow brought up when walking home. I remember one of my friends going on about how he'd done it in the bathroom because it felt so good. That was the first time I heard a word to it, and the first time I began associating it with sexuality. I remember at the time it felt like I had been doing that forever, and couldn't understand how my friends had only recently discovered it.

[Sevkat]

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it!

[Sevkat]

At 2/26/13 01:54 AM, jaminscript wrote: Sexually abused as a child. Yep.

>mfw

[aListers]

When I was about 4 years old I started and my mum blamed my dad. I really don't remember anymore.

I changed how I did it when I was 11 though because I noticed that it now felt better to rub a certian part of it rather than try to push the whole thing back in.

[Sevkat]

At 2/26/13 02:23 AM, aListers wrote: rather than try to push the whole thing back in.

lmao what the fuck

[Halberd]

Learned about it from t.v and South Park. My friends started doing it when they were 11. I was too afraid to but when I was 12 something made me so horny that I was just driven to do it.

[HeavenDuff]

I just figured it out by myself, actually.

[Mismo]

I'm self taught.

[Cyberdevil]

That's an interesting question. Hmm. I have no idea how I first learned about it, probably in a... book? Or friends? Or siblings? Definitely not parents or movies or music, and I didn't get out much on the Internet till I was maybe 14-15. Interesting...