I saw this after my first fap of February, but even if I didn't, this is a joke. Laughing my ass off at anyone who does this. :3
No fap February
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It's amusing that people have created this thing in February, where later in the month Valentines Day follows. The single most day where such acts of pleasure are expected.
It's not really anything you can brag about to anybody and there isn't a benefit from it, so no.
I'm just a dreamer.
Tch, bitch please, I resolved myself for No Fap 2013, haven't technically done it since the end of last year. I've gotten close to breaking at some points but then you get into a rhythm and it doesn't suck too much. But from this month forward, I'm not even going to have close moments, no porn, nothing. I don't need temporary pleasure to sate my carnal lust, my morality, and my willingness to prove my self control is all I need. Or something like that that justifies my actions, whatevs, I said I'll do it, and I'mma do it, wait and see.
BELIEVE IT!
Also, some motivational music. Don't break guys, you can do it.
Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis
Hell fucking no.
I'm stressed the hell out at college. Masturbation, antacids and rock 'n' roll has been my only friend
Apple is a communist dynasty that is trying to take the world down in flames under its oppressive boot. Samsung will surge the universe into glory #androidnation
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At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote: I'm a bastard, I know...
ZONE is worse. He posted his Skullgirls hentai recently...
Anyway, since I just woke up, I'm gonna report later.
At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I pushed my dick for a fraction of a second, but didn't masturbate quite.Okay, I admit it, I fapped.
Phew.
Blegh, I wasn't gonna last for a month anyway.
You lack the willpower, my friend.
At 2/2/13 09:35 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 09:34 AM, MrSaint wrote:It's puberty, I swear.At 2/2/13 09:32 AM, Amaranthus wrote:At 2/2/13 08:28 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
Go bang some hot chix, maaang
Day 2
Nothing worth mentioning happened today. I had the feeling that my testicle are tingling though.
But it could be just my imagination.
This is February 2nd, and already I failed! Then again, I might have failed on the first of February. Truth be told, I will say that I do not masturbate every single day like I used to. Good thing I didn't learn how to until after the September 11th attacks, which you might have heard from a Louis CK routine.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
I lose.
However, I still have motivation and shall try again. I must not be defeated. If I do, then I'll never forgive myself.
... Oh, who am I kidding, I'm horrible at self-imposed challenges.
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Well it's day 2 and I still haven't fapped. I need to get out of the habit of holding my penis while I sit down though. I just hold it up without rubbing it so it doesn't count as fapping. Less of an urge to fap than yesterday though.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,
What have I done with my life?
At 2/2/13 09:55 AM, MrSaint wrote: Go bang some hot chix, maaang
I'm scared to see what you mean by "bang" in that context.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
Day 3
I decided to watch some of ZONE's older flash anis. That... was stupid to do.
It's like having a lot of candy in front of you, but you aren't allowed to eat any.
By the way, eating candy helped killing my boner for some reason...
At 1/31/13 06:42 AM, HighWay wrote: I'm only doing till Valentines Day.
then I'll spread my love all over a tissue.
Why? Because then you can cry because the eruption didn't take place inside a woman?
got an urge to masturbate the other morning to to morning wood but day 3 is here and not a single rub off.
Day 3. Cousin is over. Not allowed to fap. I should be safe for the day. Urge to fap is low.
???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,
What have I done with my life?
Not sure if I'll get through tonight, but Day 3 seems to be a strong one.
im down my landlord gave me 500 to leave a day earlier instead of getting forced to leave following day and paying 3 months of rent owed thatnice now im livin in a shared room on a fuckin bunkbwd this is laame wonbe masturbating anytime aoon all got is my pda right now
TRUMP 2020 | Ol'TOOL 2021
At 2/2/13 12:39 PM, FistofGreedo wrote: I have Failed.At 2/1/13 09:52 PM, naronic wrote:
At more than one thing.
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At 2/3/13 10:44 AM, Ericho wrote:At 2/2/13 09:55 AM, MrSaint wrote: Go bang some hot chix, maaangI'm scared to see what you mean by "bang" in that context.
Allow me to add some context.
You wanna know how me make your McNuggets son?
Even as I walk through the shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no Evil. Semper Fidelis
