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18 years of age

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18 years of age 2013-01-20 02:31:08


I can now legally create a porno and watch people of my own age naked. I'm going to go far in life I just know it man.


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 02:31:44


oh that's swell.


The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...

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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 02:36:49


At 1/20/13 02:33 AM, Chemich wrote:
At 1/20/13 02:31 AM, froggerfreak wrote: I can now legally create a porno and watch people of my own age naked. I'm going to go far in life I just know it man.
Good, now we can have someone from NG take your anal virginity.

Who wants this slab of fresh meat?

I was erect the moment I saw this one walk in.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 03:01:56


What does that have to do with getting far in life?

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 03:08:20


At 1/20/13 02:31 AM, froggerfreak wrote: I can now legally create a porno and watch people of my own age naked. I'm going to go far in life I just know it man.

and give yourself lung cancer.

too bad you have to wait three years for liver cancer.

Just kidding don't smoke cigs they're bad.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 03:32:10


At 1/20/13 03:08 AM, DarkMatter wrote:
At 1/20/13 02:31 AM, froggerfreak wrote: I can now legally create a porno and watch people of my own age naked. I'm going to go far in life I just know it man.
and give yourself lung cancer.

too bad you have to wait three years for liver cancer.

Just kidding don't smoke cigs they're bad.

You can smoke cigs at any age, it's only illegal for someone to sell you them if you're under 18.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 04:21:08


At 1/20/13 03:32 AM, mothballs wrote: You can smoke cigs at any age, it's only illegal for someone to sell you them if you're under 18.

If the cops find out you're under 18 and have cigarettes on you, they'll confiscate them. Just like if they catch you with alcohol while you're underage, they make you dump it out or they dump it out.


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 04:28:24


At 1/20/13 04:21 AM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 1/20/13 03:32 AM, mothballs wrote: You can smoke cigs at any age, it's only illegal for someone to sell you them if you're under 18.
If the cops find out you're under 18 and have cigarettes on you, they'll confiscate them. Just like if they catch you with alcohol while you're underage, they make you dump it out or they dump it out.

Well that's kinda weird, because what I've been told is that it's technically not illegal to smoke them if you're underage. These laws are very strange.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 04:33:47


At 1/20/13 04:28 AM, mothballs wrote: Well that's kinda weird, because what I've been told is that it's technically not illegal to smoke them if you're underage. These laws are very strange.

I don't know what the law actually says about it but yeah they usually take it from you and send you on your way, so you're not actually getting into legal trouble over it or nothing but they don't let you keep them.


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 04:46:52


Profile only says you're 13.

You're a liar!


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 09:13:34


At 1/20/13 05:13 AM, Provoke wrote: Three more years until you sink into alcohol and depression.
Good for you.

I think its funny that he need to wait 3 years when i could do it 3 years ago (soon 4) where i am


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 09:18:36


smoking is fine as long as you do it in moderation. the body can heal itself you know.


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 09:50:58


At 1/20/13 09:18 AM, Sequenced wrote: smoking is fine as long as you do it in moderation. the body can heal itself you know.

> moderation
not what a smoker has...if smoking wasn't addictive then it'd be fine
but it is and so it's not fine because moderation isn't really easy


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 11:20:53


At 1/20/13 02:31 AM, froggerfreak wrote: 18 years of age

Fuck! These days I can barely remember back that far.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 11:49:06


At 1/20/13 11:20 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Fuck! These days I can barely remember back that far.

Good for you.


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Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 11:52:33


At 1/20/13 02:31 AM, froggerfreak wrote: I can now legally create a porno and watch people of my own age naked. I'm going to go far in life I just know it man.

Shister, you got 2 months on me.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 11:58:11


Do you even gape?

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 12:27:11


At 1/20/13 11:49 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 1/20/13 11:20 AM, gamejunkie wrote: Fuck! These days I can barely remember back that far.
Good for you.

How or Why is that good for me? All the medication I'm on is slowly destroying my memory. There's nothing 'good' about that.

Response to 18 years of age 2013-01-20 13:43:51


Well good for you.
Have fun with your cigarettes and porn.


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