With a smile on my face what would you say or do to me :)
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If you woke up to me sleeping
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mike i thought we talked about the restraining order.
The work, which becomes a new genre itself, will be called...
Ugghhh I just woke up in the position I fell asleep in, which was one of musing and wonder. Not warmth.
This is a song about cum on hotel walls.
"Why the fuck is there some guy in my bed, there's barely any place for me to sleep here, why is he smiling"
I would probably say something like that and maybe I would recognize that it's someone from Newgrounds and after saying that I would wake you up and tell you to GTFO.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
I'd ask you where the fuck my breakfast was.
Heavy Vibes
Mainly wonder how the hell you got in my room because I have a lock on my door.
I dont like people just...walking in my room while I'm asleep.
Kill you, and then fry you and eat you for breakfast. You're lucky you're a guy, because otherwise I'd rape your corpse first.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 12/28/12 09:10 AM, saqwert wrote: Go in dry
i love saqwert and his jokes about sodomy
At 12/28/12 08:09 AM, Wegra wrote: With a smile on my face what would you say or do to me :)
I would be getting the hell out ASAP.
I'd take the knife out from under my pillow and stab you.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
I would probably snuggle on you until it got weird.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"
"For the love of God, don't stop pretending you're a dragon!"
I'd be scared and attempt to wake up to another world.
I don't know about you, but I hate waking up with a killer boner trying to replicate Prison Break.
You do not make examples, you make excuses; you do not solve problems, you shift problems; you do not stand behind your statements, you stand behind your stasis.
At 12/28/12 09:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd touch your penis.
I would also touch your penis.
No homo though, I swear.
Stab you with scissors. Kick you in the nuts. Push you out the window.
Pedophile.
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The description doesn't fit, if not a synonym of menace
i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.
remembre my name!
At 12/28/12 09:00 PM, TheElephant wrote: i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.
Sounds like something a kid I know of would say (he's immature as fuck).
Call the police for breaking and entering while bashing you over the head with my baseball bat
At 12/28/12 09:01 PM, Jeffyx wrote:At 12/28/12 09:00 PM, TheElephant wrote: i would put glue on your dingdong to your balls so that it will forever be stickin downwarts to your balls and it would hurt like shit if you got a boner.Sounds like something a kid I know of would say (he's immature as fuck).
haha but come on it wood be epic cuz then dingdong is stuck :P
so yeah am not imature
remembre my name!
I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.
At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.
disgusting :(
remembre my name!
At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, TheElephant wrote:At 12/28/12 09:10 PM, LionzNTiggerz wrote: I would cover you in HORSE VOMIT for in this room, I am KING.disgusting :(
I would get the horses to stand around the bed and vomit in real time, yo. You've just.... got.... to tickle their throats.... a.... little... bit
I would somewhat erotically say "Helloooo".
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