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Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:15:17


I just realised I've had the last 10 weeks off and can't remember the last time I violently punched my sausage.

How often do you wank?

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:16:15


3 days is my high score of staying away from my punk weasel

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:18:05


6 weeks is my record.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:20:48


At 11/25/12 01:18 PM, o0-0o wrote: 6 weeks is my record.

holy shit how can you resist the temptations of rubbin your dong!?!?!?

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:21:34


At 11/25/12 01:16 PM, Boss wrote: 3 days is my high score of staying away from my punk weasel

usually like 10-12, it's better than doing push ups


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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:28:37


My record is a week. Anything over that is impossible.

But oh lord, the giant waterfall that comes out of you when you finally get to rub one out. It's beautiful.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:30:51


At 11/25/12 01:28 PM, dickfag wrote: My record is a week. Anything over that is impossible.

But oh lord, the giant waterfall that comes out of you when you finally get to rub one out. It's beautiful.

You guys are a bunch of pussys. On record I've gone way over 4 weeks.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:40:41


At 11/25/12 01:30 PM, TheColourAwsome wrote:
At 11/25/12 01:28 PM, dickfag wrote: My record is a week. Anything over that is impossible.

But oh lord, the giant waterfall that comes out of you when you finally get to rub one out. It's beautiful.
You guys are a bunch of pussys. On record I've gone way over 4 weeks.

Prove it.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:40:45


At 11/25/12 01:16 PM, Boss wrote: 3 days is my high score of staying away from my punk weasel

You mean since the day you started right? Or maybe you've been wanking with nothing more than three days between every wank since you were born?

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:44:37


At 11/25/12 01:40 PM, Dragen wrote:
At 11/25/12 01:16 PM, Boss wrote: 3 days is my high score of staying away from my punk weasel
You mean since the day you started right? Or maybe you've been wanking with nothing more than three days between every wank since you were born?

ok smart guy ejust for thyur infoirermation i jerked ofit ont2 ya mammys ass butcwack for liket en ntimes aevery uckin night since i was alive mutfferfugger im not joke around iwit dis shittties

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:46:24


ok smart guy ejust for thyur infoirermation i jerked ofit ont2 ya mammys ass butcwack for liket en ntimes aevery uckin night since i was alive mutfferfugger im not joke around iwit dis shittties

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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:47:02


22 days


hey

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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 13:58:20


Like 2 weeks, when I was going through this weird period where everytime I tried to play with my weiner, I instantly got a headache. Every time. I was worried my mastahbaychun days were over. OH WELL I WAS WRONG, fortnight later I was okay and back at it like a wild animal.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 14:01:00


I dislike semen. I'm also never motivated enough to wank. I just let it slide until I care enough to get all my valuable shit sticky.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 15:07:35


I haven't jerked it in 5 months mothafucka! ...not really. :(


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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 16:09:34


Everytime you masturbate you are killing potential kids. How could you do such a horrible thing?

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 16:15:20


At 11/25/12 04:11 PM, kanef wrote: i've been off it for 12 years at maximum, july 20 1997 to sometime in 2009

Are you replying to the right thread?

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 18:20:53


At 11/25/12 01:58 PM, SpeedoSausage wrote: Like 2 weeks, when I was going through this weird period where everytime I tried to play with my weiner, I instantly got a headache. Every time. I was worried my mastahbaychun days were over. OH WELL I WAS WRONG, fortnight later I was okay and back at it like a wild animal.

Make a Flash on that.

NOW.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 18:21:48


At 11/25/12 06:20 PM, T3XT wrote:
At 11/25/12 01:58 PM, SpeedoSausage wrote: Like 2 weeks, when I was going through this weird period where everytime I tried to play with my weiner, I instantly got a headache. Every time. I was worried my mastahbaychun days were over. OH WELL I WAS WRONG, fortnight later I was okay and back at it like a wild animal.
Make a Flash on that.

NOW.

wai r u so bossy? d u dont rthank your name is myine is it mista?? hmph. hmpoh mhmpoh hmphmh hmph .

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 18:55:07


Like every 4.3 seconds

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:07:41


At 11/25/12 01:20 PM, Boss wrote:
At 11/25/12 01:18 PM, o0-0o wrote: 6 weeks is my record.
holy shit how can you resist the temptations of rubbin your dong!?!?!?

Every start of a new year you try to go no-fap for as long as you can. It's hard to start but the temptations go away after a while. Also it's pretty effin cool to hold off for a long time and blast off a gallon of creamy goodness after your long awaited fap.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:26:49


I just finished like an hour ago. I probably will again tonight. Not sure if I should be proud or kill myself.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:28:38


At 11/25/12 07:26 PM, ohbombuh wrote: I just finished like an hour ago. I probably will again tonight. Not sure if I should be proud or kill myself.

Kill yourself. I just wanked, also.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:32:10


At 11/25/12 01:20 PM, Boss wrote:
At 11/25/12 01:18 PM, o0-0o wrote: 6 weeks is my record.
holy shit how can you resist the temptations of rubbin your dong!?!?!?

Not that hard. Especially if you have acne lol.


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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:39:25


I had a long-standing record of 12 years.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 19:53:04


A few months - I was sent to some children's home (all male) and lacked the material or free time to go at it.

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 20:23:48


It's spelled with a "u" not an "e"


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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 20:24:38


Once or twice every day. I don't think I've broken this chain in a long long time though I probably should

Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 20:30:27


Well, I made it through No Fap September, but other than that, like, every few days. Maybe 5 at max.


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Response to Masterbation 2012-11-25 20:45:27


IM CATHOLIC AND THIS THREAD OFFENDS ME