Dad keeps telling me about cum-rags

[TheKlown]

He keeps bringing up the fact that cum stains keep coming up on our blue towels. Pisses me off because I think he thinks I'm doing it, when I told him a zillion times I'm not doing it. But he keeps telling me he forgets to ask my brother if he is the one doing it. I think my Dad may have lied to me and my brother may have lied to him. I think my Dad asked my brother and my brother points the finger at me. I know I'm not the one rubbing cum on the towels, for one I don't even clean up after I cum because that is how lazy/disgusting I am. But I find it gross that our Shower Towels are being used by someone in my house, most likely my brother as Cum-rags.

[RPGCrazyCritic]

Too much. Too much information.

[Boss]

walk up to your brother and stick your cum glazed dick in his mouth

"use the towel now fucking queer"

[TheKlown]

How much does washing towels get his nasty ass jizz out of the towels? Am I rubbing his jizz on my face when I use the towels or no cuz washing it should get his jizz germs out of it?

[SmartyPants]

Good thing I don't use towels for that. I wouldn't be able to pin the blame on anyone. He should use tissues though. Much safer, less embarrassing

[Painbringer]

You wouldn't be having this problem if you guys just sucked each others dicks.

[Strawberry-Cough]

That picture was unnecessary. But why can't people be smart and just use toilet paper?

[Strawberry-Cough]

At 11/23/12 03:56 AM, Xenomit wrote:

Because it tears easily

All you'r doing is cumming on it, it doesn't need to be durable. You could even just wank on the toilet and just cream into the bowl. Then you got no mess.

[Boomstick]

Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.

[LionzNTiggerz]

At 11/23/12 03:54 AM, Strawberry-Cough wrote: That picture was unnecessary. But why can't people be smart and just use toilet paper?

Unfortunately, it's just not as extravagant.

[MrSaint]

Well, mate...Guess it's time to get laid.

[sayomgwtf]

At 11/23/12 04:19 AM, Boomstick wrote: Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.

That's just so digusting :P

[SmartyPants]

At 11/23/12 04:19 AM, Boomstick wrote: Your mom must have loved those towels.
Just imagine her, wiping that cum dried towel all over her body.

That is so hot

[DumbassDude]

The title of this thread made me giggle till I pissed a bit.

Logically, you should declare that you already have your own private cum rag, so there will be no further cause for alarm.

[TaciturnThread]

Shit happens and I think thats genocide xD

[Wegra]

Shit, I didn't know cum could stain on towels

[beakerboy]

I bet it's toothpaste.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Your family...

[SeekerFang17]

Well, at least he is looking out for your well being. If you do use one, make sure to wash it from time to time though, otherwise it will get hard and crusty and it is just really awkward if someone finds it, namely a girl you invite over and you are the only two in your house and then she happens to find it because you were masterbating earlier and forgot it was out, so then she finds you disgusting and never talks to you again.... FUCK!

[Ganon-Dorf]

Your mom will wipe her cooter with it and get impregnated by your brother.

[Porkchop]

He must really be interested in your masturbation habits.

[LionzNTiggerz]

At 11/23/12 09:27 PM, Porkchop wrote: He must really be interested in your masturbation habits.

Maybe he keeps ejaculating on the towel so he has an excuse to bring it up again.

[DarkMatter]

Lololololol oh god so glad I didn't look at this thread before thanksgiving xD

[JoSilver]

Fauck!

[DigitalStrip]

At 11/23/12 02:01 AM, RPGCrazyCritic wrote: Too much. Too much information.

I agree

[Ryan]

At 11/24/12 12:25 AM, SnakeSkull wrote: ITT: Where we blow our load.

I was gonna say 'ITT: post pictures of cumrags' but then I found a picture. A gross picture.

A picture that I will share with you all nonetheless also NSFW

Technically still a cum rag.

[DigitalStrip]

That's just so digusting :P

but funny hahahaha