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Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts

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Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 02:34:07


Trampolines, Jogging, Jumping Jacks, just to name a few of the activities where a woman with large breasts would find their tatas flaunting around like the talk of the town. And it makes me think, wouldn't that hurt? I mean, your meat pillows are going up at least 5 inches and then coming back down with all the force that you went up with, simply by the laws of physics, it would put stress on your chest, I mean, could the force resulting be enough to, I don't know, make her face plant or something? Would doing it repetitively hurt? I know you guys don't know but, it's late and I'm bored so I'll ask you questions you can only speculate on for the sheer fun of speculating on every guy's favorite subject: Sweater Pillows, Meat Melons, the twins peaks, the girls, you know the rest, Breasts.

Go ahead and make your most scientifically driven hypothesis on the physical quandary.

Feel free to use images to further your research

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 02:41:30


A girl had a crush on me in the 6th grade but I didn't like her, then she grew up to have a rack that jiggled with every step she took.

I REGRET EVERYTHING EVER.

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 02:43:16


I actually didnt expect this thread to be about boobs
I am pleasantly surprised

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 02:43:21


Dead or Alive?

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 02:56:08


Love them, especially when there on a tight brunette.

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 03:09:23


I don't really care. I just love the way they jiggle.

At 8/23/12 02:41 AM, Jester wrote: A girl had a crush on me in the 6th grade but I didn't like her, then she grew up to have a rack that jiggled with every step she took.

I REGRET EVERYTHING EVER.

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 03:10:52


At 8/23/12 02:41 AM, Jester wrote: A girl had a crush on me in the 6th grade but I didn't like her, then she grew up to have a rack that jiggled with every step she took.

I REGRET EVERYTHING EVER.
Karma is a bitch.

In this case a bitch with large breasts. Large breasts I could be groping if my 11 year old self wasn't a dumbshit.

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 03:51:21


This thread makes me want to say my very dark and perverted repressed thoughts

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 03:52:59


At 8/23/12 02:43 AM, phsychopath wrote: Dead or Alive?

Those boobs are too jiggly,and the guys that made those games are perverts


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 04:01:22


At 8/23/12 03:10 AM, Jester wrote: In this case a bitch with large breasts. Large breasts I could be groping if my 11 year old self wasn't a dumbshit.

You used to be an innocent kid that thought with its brain instead of its penis.Not that bad


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-23 04:04:35


At 8/23/12 04:01 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 8/23/12 03:10 AM, Jester wrote: In this case a bitch with large breasts. Large breasts I could be groping if my 11 year old self wasn't a dumbshit.
You used to be an innocent kid that thought with its brain instead of its penis.Not that bad

No, I just didn't know what was attractive. I was expecting that i'd date like Megan Fox and now I think she's ugly.

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 00:45:27


At 8/23/12 03:57 AM, mandog wrote: Rapelay has to be the best game ever, to bad I can't post screenshots.

That sounds like a very psychologically destructive game there. I'm just entertaining a physics question, not rape.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 00:53:25


At 8/25/12 12:49 AM, Addict wrote: fat men with neckbeards who eat excessive snack cakes also have ridiculously jiggly breasts

that they do...that they do....


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 01:02:01


The fact that you started the second sentence with an unnecessary conjunction makes all of your arguments, past present or future, invalid.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 11:19:36


The woman in the OP barely has breasts.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 11:48:25


High School of the Dead. Dear lord, the breasts in that show are trying to escape, I swear to god.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 11:51:47


At 8/25/12 11:19 AM, jjjkuk wrote: The woman in the OP barely has breasts.

SSSSHHHHHHH they are literally perfect small breasts ftw


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 11:54:55


At 8/25/12 11:48 AM, Trambamboline wrote: High School of the Dead. Dear lord, the breasts in that show are trying to escape, I swear to god.

HOTD Is awesome. =3


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 12:08:57


At 8/25/12 11:54 AM, narusaku2117 wrote:
HOTD Is awesome. =3

No it's fuckin stupid and cliche.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 12:32:14


At 8/25/12 11:54 AM, narusaku2117 wrote: HOTD Is awesome. =3

Actually it's god-awful. But it's an enjoyable type of awful. As long as you go into it knowing it's gonna be pretty stupid, it's a hell of a lot of fun.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 12:39:41


At 8/25/12 12:35 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Oh NG. OP talks about real boobs and you all start talking about fake pixel boobs. You weird socially fucked nerds.

I think once you start discussing the elasticity of breasts on a forum such as this one, the boat has sailed on being anything other than that.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 12:40:59


At 8/25/12 12:35 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Oh NG. OP talks about real boobs and you all start talking about fake pixel boobs. You weird socially fucked nerds.

At least someone see's it my way.

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 12:42:46


Would it be the same as your dick bouncing up and down like that?

Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 13:06:00


I feel firm or small chests are more attractive.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 13:14:18


At 8/23/12 04:27 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAUqzRmLtfk&feature=plcp

Skip to 6:53.

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 13:15:34


At 8/25/12 12:40 PM, BravePanda wrote: see's it my way.

See's?

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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 21:43:41


At 8/25/12 12:42 PM, The-Great-One wrote: Would it be the same as your dick bouncing up and down like that?

Not really. Ounce for ounce, the male genitalia weighs much less than a female's breasts do. However that made me think, would implants make the pain worse? I suppose a chiropractor would know but fuck that, all of your theories are much more interesting. Although, I never asked for animated breasts, but I suppose the mention of breasts at any rate on NG results in the general discussion of all breasts regardless of relevancy to the OP.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 21:55:36


At 8/25/12 11:56 AM, e-lord wrote: hey you know what would put this mystery to rest?

if you simply asked a girl with a large rack

Good idea. You should send an email to Kate Upton. I mean look at her funbags. Those things have minds of their own.


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Response to Ridiculously Jiggly Breasts 2012-08-25 22:07:02


At 8/25/12 10:02 PM, Yert wrote: yea seriously

large breasts are just ugh like seriously disgusting

Flat chests are so fucking amazing, large ones are nowhere near as good for me and are actually kinda offputting.


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