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EyeLovePoozy psychological profile

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poozy is a troubled man in his late 20's early 30's who was deprived of a childhood and or beaten by his father. since he doesnt have the social skills to have a girlfriend, or friends to lash out at and fight he became a moderator at an internet forum where it is generally a younger audience, and the age that he was bullied during (14-18). clearly tries had to act as if he is a sociopath on this forum but in real life he only talks to people when spoken too. poozy is a very troubled man


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:05:44


what's with all this love for poozy today

why is everyone suddenly anus-seared now

F**k.

YES I AM HECTICJON'S ALT ACCOUNT

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:08:54


At 1/22/12 08:07 PM, bgraybr wrote: If it wasn't funny the first time, then it isn't funny. You've posted this same exact joke at least twice.

this isnt funny or meant to be a joke


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:10:06


At 1/22/12 08:08 PM, cheese-man wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:07 PM, bgraybr wrote: If it wasn't funny the first time, then it isn't funny. You've posted this same exact joke at least twice.
this isnt funny or meant to be a joke

yeah it's a guy pouring his heart out over a goddamn bbs on the internet

what the hell is so funny about that


F**k.

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:10:47


At 1/22/12 08:06 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: psychoanalyzing

More like pseudoanalyzing.

Everyone is a psychologist . . .

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:11:12


At 1/22/12 08:10 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:06 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: psychoanalyzing
More like pseudoanalyzing.

Everyone is a psychologist . . .

i majored in psychology


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:13:26


At 1/22/12 08:11 PM, cheese-man wrote: i majored in psychology

you are bad at choosing majors


F**k.

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:14:12


Cheeseman if you provided any type of sources for your claims we would be much more inclined to believe in your analysis of EyeLovePoozy.

Until then, the only thing we could infer from your post is that you're just a butt-hurt user. D:


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:14:23


At 1/22/12 08:13 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:11 PM, cheese-man wrote: i majored in psychology
you are bad at choosing majors

you are bad at life


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:21:04


At 1/22/12 08:11 PM, cheese-man wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:10 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:06 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: psychoanalyzing
More like pseudoanalyzing.

Everyone is a psychologist . . .
i majored in psychology

Apparently it was a waste of time because i'm a high school freshman and I came to almost the same conclusion as you long ago, except he's obviously not socially awkward because he's a crane operator, which would require one to be social to the degree that they have the trust and ability to coordinate with the other workers.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:22:07


At 1/22/12 08:11 PM, cheese-man wrote:
i majored in psychology

If that's true then you are a shitty psychologist. here

Stop posting like people are cars.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:24:25


That explains everything...


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:25:08


Might as well chalk up another ban and thread lock for poozy.


Try drinking your own piss, its actually quite healthy.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:26:50


At 1/22/12 08:25 PM, CyberTrack wrote: Might as well chalk up another ban and thread lock for poozy.

Of course Poozy will do it. He always does.


XBL Gamertag: Cpt D3FAULT | PSN ID: SNEAKYGAMEBOY | GAMING SINCE 2002 ;D

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:30:48


Cheese man you take the internet WAY too seriously.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 20:33:55


At 1/22/12 08:14 PM, cheese-man wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:13 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:11 PM, cheese-man wrote: i majored in psychology
you are bad at choosing majors
you are bad at life

> calling someone else bad at life
> psychology major

MAKES PERFECT SENSE


F**k.

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:01:43


At 1/22/12 08:06 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: ITT: A guy psychoanalyzing anonymous people on the internet tries to tell you that POOZY is the crazy one.

lol seriously, Poozy is a bigger man than OP anyways simply because of the way OP is behaving.And Ive never even met the guy.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:02:55


At 1/22/12 09:01 PM, SouthAsian wrote:
At 1/22/12 08:06 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: ITT: A guy psychoanalyzing anonymous people on the internet tries to tell you that POOZY is the crazy one.
lol seriously, Poozy is a bigger man than OP anyways simply because of the way OP is behaving.And Ive never even met the guy.

ITT: OP is gay.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:08:11


Over the course of my campaign on Newgrounds... Poozy just seems like a funny guy who enjoys, women, football, and doesn't take shit from immature teens on internet.

That's okay in my book.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:21:57


Sounds accurate


|NG Is Dead|

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:38:25


At 1/22/12 09:21 PM, Phantox wrote: Sounds accurate

thank you for understanding


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 21:39:08


At 1/22/12 09:21 PM, Phantox wrote: Sounds accurate

this and what did he ban you for

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 22:16:46


At 1/22/12 09:39 PM, NightShade777 wrote:
At 1/22/12 09:21 PM, Phantox wrote: Sounds accurate
this and what did he ban you for

nothing these are just my observations


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 22:40:38


At 1/22/12 10:16 PM, cheese-man wrote: nothing these are just my observations

riiiiight and who made you the psychoanalyst of random strangers on the internet


F**k.

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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-22 23:33:03


The posters in this thread are just as bad as the OP imo.

also if the OP is joking like I think he is I think it is funny even though it is clearly bullshit.

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-23 07:15:54


At 1/22/12 10:40 PM, ExpletiveDeleted wrote:
At 1/22/12 10:16 PM, cheese-man wrote: nothing these are just my observations
riiiiight and who made you the psychoanalyst of random strangers on the internet

and why must on need to anoint me as such a man?


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-23 07:39:44


At 1/23/12 07:31 AM, psychicpebble wrote: The only thing more hilarious than the original post is the people kissing a forum moderators ass.

Ikr, its almost like they are defending themselves by calling the OP a loser when really the OP is just trolling (I hope...)

Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-23 07:44:14


At 1/22/12 08:04 PM, cheese-man wrote: poozy is a troubled man in his late 20's early 30's who was deprived of a childhood and or beaten by his father. since he doesnt have the social skills to have a girlfriend, or friends to lash out at and fight he became a moderator at an internet forum where it is generally a younger audience, and the age that he was bullied during (14-18). clearly tries had to act as if he is a sociopath on this forum but in real life he only talks to people when spoken too. poozy is a very troubled man

Actually they say the best lovers are the one's who have been abused beaten,raped or deprived of any love or affection.

Just look at hugh hefner.


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-23 09:08:55


poozy has a not naturally inherited mental disability gained from being bullied and his father beating him its not his fault he's a mean man, blame society


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Response to EyeLovePoozy psychological profile 2012-01-23 09:10:00


At 1/23/12 09:08 AM, cheese-man wrote: poozy has a not naturally inherited mental disability gained from being bullied and his father beating him its not his fault he's a mean man, blame society

Stop hatin on society punk.


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