This is the greatest fanfic ever made and I suggest you all read it:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC_HIGH_SCHOOL
"SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school."
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
I'd rather die a Wolf fighting against the Herder, than die a Sheep heading for the slaughter.
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At 7/25/12 01:43 AM, Boomstick wrote: You're not serious? Are you?
What's not to be serious about?
At 7/25/12 02:04 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Has anyone even read any of it yet?
I started to but, in an excruciatingly painful process, my eyes grew mouths and vomited.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 7/25/12 02:07 AM, Protagonist wrote: You think this is funny? You've obviously never read the infamously bad harry potter fanfiction, My Immortal.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My_Immortal ( PS, it's 44 chapters long. Try to get through it I dare you. )
"What you posted isn't funny because there are other things like it."
At 7/25/12 02:14 AM, SirFinland wrote: The title of that thing alone just committed genocide on my brain cells.
No, "started an extinction-scale event of the cells that make me work" is more like it...
At 7/25/12 01:40 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Just the title is gross.
At 7/25/12 02:14 AM, SirFinland wrote: The title of that thing alone just committed genocide on my brain cells.
At 7/25/12 02:06 AM, Criminal-23 wrote: Bitch please, remove that site at once.
Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.
Oh Newgrounds.
At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:
Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.
Oh Newgrounds.
I read the first chapter.
Absolutely appalling. The guy cant even spell or use basic grammar correctly.
The actual storyline sucked too
At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:
Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.
Oh Newgrounds.
Well I said that I started it but didn't get far in. I just didn't say it like that.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
Cereal is pretty cool. If you're cool you'll add me on Steam. Also, Letterboxd.
At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.
Oh Newgrounds.
But come on now,seriously?Sonic fan fic and you expect us to read it.People here get angry even when sonic is mentioned...
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
I've bookmarked it.
*cue to a warehouse full of millions of boxes that all obtain Halberd's untouched bookmarks in them*
At 7/25/12 03:21 AM, Lionelion wrote: I read the first chapter.
Absolutely appalling. The guy cant even spell or use basic grammar correctly.
The actual storyline sucked too
At 7/25/12 03:34 AM, tonypar16 wrote: But come on now,seriously?Sonic fan fic and you expect us to read it.People here get angry even when sonic is mentioned...
Everyone takes it seriously.
At 7/25/12 03:41 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:
Everyone takes it seriously.
I dont, that was the whole point
"Espio revealed his penis to Rouge, who looked at it. Rouge said "Cool" and took out her vagina. Espio's penis was really big from looking at Rouge like when he is in church and its so boring but you just get a boner anyway. Rouge's vagina looked like a surprised ghost. Espio's penis approached Rouge like a plane flying down at the airport but instead of being full of business men it was full of Espio's Creamy Italian salad dressing."
BAHAHAHAHA.
your avatar is what i imagine you doing when you are reading this
filler text
I think Sonic may need to sort out his problems with his balls and penis, with all that sex he's having.
No, just no.
This ruins the name franchise for me...
And Im a Sonic fan...
Sanic is funnier than this :(
Drawin' and being trash. :3
I stopped reading at "I'm late for school."
How the fuck can he be late if he can run faster than a F/A-18 Hornet?
At 7/25/12 01:37 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: This is the greatest fanfic ever made and I suggest you all read it:
fanfiction is almost always awful
and i'm pretty sure fanfiction of a not-so-interesting show/character will be even worse.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC_HIGH_SCHOOL
"SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings.
this sounds unnatural
It is known as the most addictive story online,
sure, right
and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school."
sounds like a bastardized version of degrassi
At 7/25/12 10:13 AM, Fluttershy wrote: I stopped reading at "I'm late for school."
How the fuck can he be late if he can run faster than a F/A-18 Hornet?
He must have missed the bus.
All Sonic fan fiction is pure shit.
Any fan fiction is pure shit.
Jesus Christ, I haven't laughed till I cried on NG since like 08
"Sonic woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Sonic screamed.
"I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" said Sonic, jumping out of bed. Sonic put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast"
Oh god the writing is amazing.
that fan-fic was by faaaaarrrrr the
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At 7/25/12 11:17 AM, Lepy wrote: "Nothing said Sonic," said Sonic.
Oh that is beautiful.
At 7/25/12 11:29 AM, e-lord wrote:At 7/25/12 02:04 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Has anyone even read any of it yet?yeah i read the first chapter
is this a troll fic or is the writer just really bad?
I guess spelling and grammar would be even worse if it was a troll fic. Troll fic writers usually go overboard with this. So I'm afraid it's legit.
Wow. It's even worse than I imagined:
"Mrs. Lesson grabbed a journal from the pile and Sonic knew it was his because it looked just like Sonic's journal. Sonic knew this because he had written in it so many times it was crazy! Mrs. Lesson opened to a totally random page and it was the worst page she could pick. She began to read. "Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic."
"Oh no stop reading!" said Sonic, but he reacted too late because it was already read, all of it. Everyone in the class laughed and Sonic felt like an idiot asshole because now everyone knows all about his ball problems. Sonic felt his rage build up inside him like a pool of lava in a volcano. "Stop laughing at me! Don't tell anyone!" shouted Sonic but everyone was laughing so loud that they did not hear him and Sonic was just so embarrassed and mad and sad but more embarrassed so he ran out of the class fast. Sonic ran to his locker and opened it and screamed into it. He screamed "This sucks!" and Curse Words too."
At 7/25/12 12:15 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote: Wow. It's even worse than I imagined:
XD i laughed hard at that
