1) Troll less (pretty much a lost cause)
2) Be the man I used to be (again......lost cause)
3) Not fuck up too much......
Maybe I can handle the third one....
Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.
I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!
AHHH! JACKPOT!