First off, how do you think things would change?

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Third, Is Tom still alive?

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Give your insights on what you think.

Book marking for future insight.

Viktor
Age/Gender: 78, Male

i doubt ull be here to find out

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

Kids get more snotty, ignorant, obnoxious, immature, and overall stupid with each passing year.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Not really.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

Probably, but he's handed off his empire to his son, or a close friend.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Not at all. The jokes are worse, the good regulars have all left, and annoying dickweeds make up 90% of the population.

At 11/15/11 07:29 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i doubt ull be here to find out

He has a point you know.

At 11/15/11 07:30 PM, sweet21 wrote:

At 11/15/11 07:29 PM, kakalxlax wrote: i doubt ull be here to find out

He has a point you know.

Ehhh, What's that sonny?

im 36 and still arguing with kids on an internet forum.

I'm scared now

First off, how do you think things would change?

Well by 2035 the Federal Government will lock the entire site out and confiscate it as evidence from the first massive online pot growing power plant masterminded by Tom. The forums would be the only thing open but with no mods. Every night at 12 am eastern the forum posts introduced post-lockdown will be deleted and the whole process would start again. Poozy unfortunately got gunned down in the process of confiscating all the evidence (FUCK YES!)

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Yes I would be very disappointed with my life. I would get arrested by the Bureau of Morality for constantly producing flame wars that inevitably will make people commit massive suicide. Not like that would matter because I will be constantly tortured to spit out any information on Tom's virtual pot power plant.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

No one truly knows what happened to Tom after the bust. Some say he ran away and joined the remaining members of Al-Qaeda in the caves of the middle east. Some say he was eaten by a pack of wild wolves trying to run away from the government. Others just say he was brainwashed and turned into a sleeper agent to bring down the recently reformed Soviet Union.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

As mentioned above Newgrounds will end up like a mangled single-celled body. Nothing works except the forum which is constantly monitored not by mods but by the Bureau of Morality. So yes you are allowed to troll but just expect someone to come to your house in the middle of the night and get taken away.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

Probably some new updates, and some other stuff forums normally go through over the years. People would've come and gone. lvl 60 would become less rare by then.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Hard to say. Might be if my life is put in the crapper.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

I wouldn't know. Never asked his age.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Might be. Then again there is this thing we call 'updates'. So probably not.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

I would be married and employed

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

I probably would be if i'm in my late 30s and like to argue with teens on the internet.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

Yes, but his son liam is now running the site.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Nope, it now supports games made on HTML7.

Give your insights on what you think.

If man is still alive?

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

Flash files can now be 15 megs!

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Meh.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

50 something year old guy, I guess.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Google owns it. :(

Give your insights on what you think.

No.

I'd be a 39 year old man still roaming NG the way I did in my teens.

Dear God please don't let it be as pathetic as it sounds.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

A lot more censored.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

It's alright, could be better.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

sure but I doubt he'd still be running things.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Didn't you just ask that? If you mean currently then yes.

Give your insights on what you think.

I just did.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

Everything would be so weird and different, and many users are over level 60.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Yes, because I am still on NG

Third, Is Tom still alive?

Nope, he was divorced by April, lost custody of the kids, and lives in a shitty apartment.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Not even in the slightest, all the computers are implanted in your brain or something and you browse with your fucking mind, maaaan

Give your insights on what you think.

I think it would be overrun by children or the clockcrew and spam would be errrrywhere.

We'll still be posting in that thread where everyone guesses the redesign date

first:

i doubt there would be much changes, but i hope Diablo III is out by then.

second:

nah

third:

possibly, but i cant be sure because anything could happen. after all, everything must be possible

fourth:

i seriously doubt it. but ill tell you what (hopefully) WONT happen:
Shadowwalker15 gets a trophy (unless its turd of the week)
CC overloads the NG servers with its spam and other bullshit.
confucianism (or however the hell you spell that guy's name) gets banned
blizzard entertainment's games references get outlawed (its totally unrealistic, i know, but everything must be possible)

An 05 account in 2035? I'd be a fucking god yo

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: Give your insights on what you think.
First off, how do you think things would change?

assuming the world has survived this far, the world remains as inhospitable and hostile as ever.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

sure.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

an overzealous fan attacks Tom Fulp and Wadolf is left to run the site.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

the redesign of 2034 was great. and Pico 3 is my absolute favorite game. i never did quite understand why Tom Fulp did not release Pico 2 and instead jumped to 3. must have taken it with him to the grave.

I probably won't be around here by that time considering I'll be busy being dead.

www.newgrounds.com/pervertnation
It's the dream job. Hentai only. Oh, and no children.
Tom is alive and well, long live Fuhrer.

Imagine going back and looking at your old posts from 30 years ago...

All the old memes, movies, games, etc.

It would be fucking weird.

(New kid on NG) Ahaha hi I made a joke for u all to see yeah you ridgericer here it goes: the robot got an antenna job lololololol
(Me) *facepalm* Dang ol' dun messed up kids now-a-days mang.\
(EyeLovePioozy) Oops my dentures hit the mouse so I accidentally banned you young bastards
(Sevkat) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH

At 11/15/11 07:42 PM, LuigiBot wrote: im 36 and still arguing with kids on an internet forum.

I'm scared now

no wait ill be 40

fuck i hope i never even visit

i would boast my 05' sign up date.

At 11/15/11 07:43 PM, Ef-X wrote: The best post anyone could have written. I can't imagine how anyone could one-up this post. Ef-X you win maaaaad respect today, my NGah.

First off, how do you think things would change?

In 2035 the internet will be a Utopian society run by crazy religious fanatics that all worship Treesus. The only place in the world that still had any freedom left was Newgrounds, and the Zombie-AIDS pit known as 4chan. NG would have to become more docile in an attempt to plant splinter cells in the rest of the internet, which by the way, will be connected to everything from trees to clouds, creating the perfect weather patterns for optimal growth.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Not remotely, standing on the only piece of sane ground left in the world has made me a battle-hardened warrior. I regret losing my family to the brainwashing tactics of the utopian society, and having to kill them to keep us strong, but it was not only my duty to my country, but to humanity! I wish for a better life, but I'm not disappointed that I got to join the resistance.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

That all depends on your definition of "alive"... Tom is a cyborg with a giant metal cock that shoots rainbow lasers of doom, it has also been reinforced so he can use it like a sledge hammer or battering ram. Just fucking the doors down, or fucking his enemies in the face. In addition to fucking his enemies' bases, you can also plug in your iPod Molecule to use him as speakers so you can listen to Now That's What I call Music 420, or charge your iPhone 20, with none of the glitches of the iPhone 19. Tom's really great, but he's just not the same. Plus you can buy your own Tom for just 19.99 at K-Mart.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

War. War never changes. The same can be said for Newgrounds... in 2000 NG was all about cock jokes. In 2012 the First Cuntinental Cockgress drew up the first draft of what would later be the only document standing between the crazy people and us. The first Amendment protects our rights to Cock Jokes, and in fact the word "cock" appears 176 times on the first page. We never finished that document, we all got bored and went back to playing games. But yes, NG is still the same! And our right to make penis jokes is protected, and to be honest, I think its the only thing keeping out the brainworms.

Shh.. I can hear the brainworms...they sound like they're coming from....

HORRIBLE MUTATION

Hello fellows!

kill me

Who wants healthy snacks!?

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

It'd still be full of cock-jokes. All the way to the fucking brim, pouring out the sides of everyone's browser window. **Everyone uses Firefox 2000.01 & Chrome 2001.10 IE is defunct due to the browser wars of 2030. Linux is the main OS that beat Windows and OSX to death March 1st, 2018 **

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Yes & No.
Yes: I'm 40ish and am still making mediocre music that everyone zero-bombs, and still have less than 100 BBS posts to my name.
No: I've been smoking weed for 20 years and have never felt better. Wait, what's that thing coming out of my ass? **pulls mystery form out of ass** AUGH! A SHIT WEASEL!

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: Third, Is Tom still alive?

Sadly, no. He died during the ISP Wars of 2020. His son Ilk now runs the place into the ground every chance he gets.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

Yep. Still full of noobs and dick jokes. Slight change to its name & motto. Fauxgrounds. NOTHING. BY NOONE.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: Give your insights on what you think.

I just did. It's all that shit I wrote up there. ^

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

There would have been about 10 more redesigns. All the regulars would have left leaving only me - a noob. about 3 new portal would have come out.

A lot of it wouldn't change though. The place would still be filled with 07ers, 08er and 09ers. The 07 users would still be noobs but the 09 users would probablly be considered cool.

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Depends on what I have achieved. I like newgrounds and do plan on being on it till the day the internet dies.

Third, Is Tom still alive?

Probably. He might have passed newgrounds down to one of his children though.

He's not that old.

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

no.

Give your insights on what you think.

Newgrounds has been a large part of my life since 2007 and I do plan on letting that continue till the end of the internet as we know it.

Cool, I'd be 45 and hopefully a billionaire.

inshallah.

At 11/15/11 07:16 PM, Viktor wrote: First off, how do you think things would change?

I would be more old and smarter I guess...

Second, Are you disappointed with your life?

Nope! NG is awesome!!!

Third, Is Tom still alive?

As long he doesn't get sick or had some kind of accident, I'm sure he's still alive!

Fourth, Is Newgrounds the same?

NOPE!! Its 2035, everything will sure be awesome

Give your insights on what you think.

Dont want to... :(