I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.
Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.
I took someone's phone
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At 10/16/11 07:22 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.
Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.
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(gah..i don't know how to add images in this forum..)
Come on, man. Do the right thing...
Go through his texts and pictures and find something to blackmail him with for more money
Before you sell it, pick one of his male friends and tell them that you are secretly gay and want to go out with them.
Do what any normal person would do , sell it !
At 10/16/11 07:28 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Fullmetalgayness
hell yeah
you dick you stole my phone!!! i was sooo drunk.
queef!
Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!
queef!
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!
The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.
At 10/16/11 08:09 PM, SpartanBunny wrote:At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.
How do you know?
At 10/16/11 07:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.
lmao
At 10/16/11 08:09 PM, SpartanBunny wrote:At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.
yea how the hell do you know i think cops have better shit to deal with than someone who picked up some idiots phone.
queef!
At 10/16/11 08:15 PM, Rouge-Jedi wrote:
How do you know? :O
lol dumbass.
At 10/16/11 08:20 PM, shimmyya wrote: yea how the hell do you know i think cops have better shit to deal with than someone who picked up some idiots phone.
Woosh
At 10/16/11 08:22 PM, SpartanBunny wrote: Woosh
durp?
queef!
Does anybody even read these?
At 10/16/11 08:54 PM, Twistedsanta wrote: Ugh. -1/10
well i give it 4/20
queef!
Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 10/16/11 08:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.
im so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
queef!
At 10/16/11 08:57 PM, Suprememessage wrote: Let this be a warning to all members of the BBS. You can't joke about this kind of thing, or you'll get a nice visit from the authorities.
So after I stopped building the nuke under my basement and then blew the whole world up in the future I came back to the past to warn myself. I think that rule is broken.
At 10/16/11 08:59 PM, FirstBaby wrote:
So after I stopped building the nuke under my basement and then blew the whole world up in the future I came back to the past to warn myself. I think that rule is broken.
so your the reason 2012 happend?
queef!
At 10/16/11 07:22 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I was walking around at the park and some dumbfuck decided to leave his phone on a bench, so I took it.
Im selling it so I can make a easy 50 dollars.
I just wanted to see this thread happen...
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You're a fucking asshole, I hope you get robbed you human trash.
I would have left it there, or called one of his contacts to help him find his phone. One time I left my phone at a spot and I walked for twenty minutes before I realized I forgot it and was so relieved when it was still there.
At 10/16/11 08:15 PM, Rouge-Jedi wrote:At 10/16/11 08:09 PM, SpartanBunny wrote:How do you know?At 10/16/11 08:05 PM, shimmyya wrote: i wasent serious why would you call the cops snitch!!!!The police have this thread monitored, so anything posted here will get to them immediately.
Sirtnom(sic) 13.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
