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The Roast Of Charlie Sheen

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The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:54:23


"How much coke does Charlie Sheen do?"

"Enough to kill two and a half men"

Your thoughts, and how about Stevo getting fucking punched by Iron Mike Tyson?

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:55:01


That Punch was fucking lame


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-19 23:56:51


At 9/19/11 11:55 PM, Yukin wrote: That Punch was fucking lame

It was, but then he requested another round, tha crazy bastard.

Here is his fucked up face http://slumz.boxden.com/f605/sep-15-stev e-o-punched-mike-tyson-1616051/

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:00:35


At 9/19/11 11:56 PM, Travis wrote: Two and a Half Men was pretty funny tonight.

Yeah, I expected it to be god awful, but I actually enjoyed it.
We'll see where it goes though..

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:04:29


Ashton Kutcher is a surprise hit eh? Well...Different Strokes for different folks, I don't think they can replace Sheen. He has Tiger blood in his veins after all. :D
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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:55:02


At 9/20/11 12:32 AM, Addict wrote: you all discuss the worst things

Dully noted.... (Glares from across the room)

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:57:07


I Think Charlie Sheen Is A Noob

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 00:57:34


you can see the ending here
http://gawker.com/5841970/mike-tyson-bre aks-steve+os-nose-as-charlie-sheen-concl udes-comedy-central-roast

William Shatner: "Steve-O, what the fuck"

LOLOLOL


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 01:02:48


llol giggity

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 02:10:20


At 9/20/11 01:03 AM, psychicpebble wrote: It was good. The Ryan Dunn/Steve-O joke was just in terrible taste though.

You can make a joke about a recently dead person, but at least make it clever. The joke just wasn't well thought out at all.

I found that in particular bad taste myself. "too soon" or "too real"

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 07:29:56


At 9/19/11 11:56 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 9/19/11 11:55 PM, Yukin wrote: That Punch was fucking lame
It was, but then he requested another round, tha crazy bastard.

Here is his fucked up face http://slumz.boxden.com/f605/sep-15-stev e-o-punched-mike-tyson-1616051/

Does anyone want to take bets on how long it will take before another one of the Jackass crew off themselves in an incredibly stupid way?
Chances are when he grows old (if he grows old) his nose will be waving in the wind like an old hockey player


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!

AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 08:35:22


I have to agree. Comedy Central is more or less crap and typically has been for a long time now. The History Channel may was well be called the Conspiracy Theory channel and even Discovery is starting to sell out like History too.

My wife wonders why I wont get cable.....maybe because I dont like such mind numbing stupid crap like Jackass, Jersey Shore for example


Excuse me, I'm looking for a car that's been tricked out to look like an ice cream truck.

I could use a strapping young man to do some chores around the house!

AHHH! JACKPOT!

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 14:41:24


Ross was the funniest roaster by far.

Love the Gadaffi getup haha.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 14:47:17


I don't think I should watch it. The last few roasts have been godawful. At least I don't have to suffer through Greg Geraldo being loud, vulgar, and unfunny anymore.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:16:35


Am I the only one who feels like they made fun of the other roasters and not Charlie Sheen?

It felt more like the roast of Mike Tyson, diabetes jokes, and off topic nonsense.

Shatner was funny, that Grey's Anatomy lady was okay, Tyson was terrible, I really was confused by this performance.

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:19:05


Didn't see it but I saw Two and a Half Men. Ashton was p. funny.


<3

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 16:34:46


I didn't really like the episode last night. I thought it was incredibly heavy-handed, especially the funeral.

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:24:21


I was hoping to see his face on a picture of a stuffed pig.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:57:26


What little I watched was awkward, as most roasts are, with the exception of Jeff Ross. Dude's hilarious.

This was pretty much my face during the parts I watched.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 19:59:02


"Mike Tyson has conquered every enemy he's gone against, except the letter "s".


Make mistakes, so you don't learn from them.

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 21:51:08


lol Mike Tyson was hammered as shit, did you see him chugging the hell out of that jungle juice. He was probably geeking of coke to which is why is drank so much.

(Mike Tyson At Stevo)

"I don't do this shit no mor"

(Stevo)

"Flies into Mike Tyson"

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:24:30


I saw the roast last night, along with the new 2 and a half men episode (shows tend to get here later)
and i was surprised at how funny it was, the roast was great, even if some of the jokes were in poor taste and i only knew half of the roasters.
the episode was clever but i thought charlie dying was really too much, i cant really watch the show knowing its main character is now gone. if they just said he left i would be fine but killing him off is really too much, for me at least.
still, Ashton performed well and really felt like a interesting character, one you want to see develop over time and get into some sexy and wild antics.

ill probably start watching the show again just to see how his character goes.

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:37:32


At 9/20/11 04:34 PM, benmitchell0036 wrote: I didn't really like the episode last night. I thought it was incredibly heavy-handed, especially the funeral.

I hated the way they killed Charlie, I mean falling off a balcony and ran over by a train!?! That's a little to much don't you think?

And, how was Jon Lovitz? Was he funny?


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-20 22:51:55


My DVR didn't record it.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 02:18:23


At 9/20/11 10:37 PM, SteelChair wrote:
And, how was Jon Lovitz? Was he funny?

I thought he was. He's more of a traditional comedian, though. It's not like he's some crazy new guy like Steve-O.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 02:38:32


At 9/21/11 02:18 AM, ZJ wrote: I thought he was. He's more of a traditional comedian, though. It's not like he's some crazy new guy like Steve-O.

That's what a significant part of the roast felt like to me. What with Steve-O and that couple neither of whom I'd heard of before I couldn't help thinking this was a platform for struggling comedians to gain some notoriety. Not to mention Walsh, Shatner and Tyson, two boring actors and a boxer with a speech impediment, being expected to produce comedy. Whoever decided that line-up needs to consider a new line of work, it's no wonder so much of the roast was directed at the roasters instead of Sheen.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 02:46:46


I dunno, Mike's performance wasn't nearly as painful to watch as The Situation's. That guy is all kinds of failure.

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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 03:39:30


At 9/20/11 12:32 AM, Addict wrote: you all discuss the worst things

Thank god, I thought I was the only one reading this thread with face firmly in palm.

Seriously, guys? Comedy Central roasts and Two and a Half fucking Men?


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-09-21 03:48:33


At 9/20/11 12:04 AM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Ashton Kutcher is a surprise hit eh? Well...Different Strokes for different folks, I don't think they can replace Sheen. He has Tiger blood in his veins after all. :D
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Nothing.... NOTHING! can EVER replace charlie.


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Response to The Roast Of Charlie Sheen 2011-10-05 02:42:48


At 9/21/11 02:38 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote:

:Whoever decided that line-up needs to consider a new line of work, it's no wonder so much of the roast was directed at the roasters instead of Sheen.

At least they had the good taste to keep that bastard from Jersey Shore away from this one. Also, I don't think the roasts will ever be as funny as they were with Geraldo. R.I.P. man.


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