Thanks for meeting me here. I know the streets are dangerous. Spooks and wise guys at every corner, slithering on their bellies like snakes in the muck through every gutter in the sidewalk. You have better not been shadowed.
The casserole's in the oven and the fish is fryin' in the pan. Situation's about to get greasy.
We haven't got much time. Take the package. No time to explain.
Go. Quickly.
Make sure the people know the truth.
I don't usually trust strangers in your line of work. Or black people.
Mostly black people.
But I'll make an exception, just this once. This better be legit.
At 5/15/11 04:14 PM, TheJamoke wrote: Thanks for meeting me here. I know the streets are dangerous. Spooks and wise guys at every corner, slithering on their bellies like snakes in the muck through every gutter in the sidewalk. You have better not been shadowed.
The casserole's in the oven and the fish is fryin' in the pan. Situation's about to get greasy.
We haven't got much time. Take the package. No time to explain.
Go. Quickly.
Make sure the people know the truth.
*picks up package and starts walking away*
Hey.. what.. why is there a target printed on this side of the envelope? *holds it up at chest height* D:
The handwritten note inside reads: "Many great men made many a great sacrifice to get these this far. Most were captured, some tortured, a few beaten about the ass and gonads with a rubber chain while forced to reverse crabwalk covered in hot clam chowder. They were the most fortunate of all."
"No doubt they will be looking for you. Keep your head on a swivel, eyes sharp, penis tucked. Stay hidden.
Good Luck."
At 5/15/11 04:46 PM, TheJamoke wrote: Most were captured, some tortured, a few beaten about the ass and gonads with a rubber chain while forced to reverse crabwalk covered in hot clam chowder.
Hmm.. ass beatings - that's... not a coffee ring staining the folder, is it? :(
there should be a thread mood emoticon for "disgusted with rim print".
These look like night time photos... some sort of landing party, maybe Marines... or Army range...
oh shi--
At 5/15/11 05:02 PM, TheJamoke wrote: These look like night time photos... some sort of landing party, maybe Marines... or Army range...
oh shi--
mfw I saw Bush.
Sweet sassy molassy. He's in deeper than I had ever imagined.
Even the conspiracy nutbags would never have dreamed.
At 5/15/11 04:38 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: That guy has an erection.
SHADOW PENIS! WoOoOoOoOoO
This could be it. This could be the moment....
At 5/15/11 05:55 PM, TheJamoke wrote: This could be it. This could be the moment....
Fuck. He might be playing WoW. He's dangerous, men.
I got a copy of it!
Gotta love "Burkas Gone Wild!"
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
I've already got 2 strikes on my record, if they catch me with this package, they'll throw me in the hole for life!
A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
hey is that my bed in the corner? haha.
hurp
At 5/15/11 05:55 PM, TheJamoke wrote: This could be it. This could be the moment....
Okay, it begins.
RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor
Sorry for the delay, I had to switch IPs, get behind 9 proxies and take a cab across town.
The internet police are on to me, they're trying to back trace it. I'll be done for soon.
The lair...
At 5/15/11 06:41 PM, TheJamoke wrote: The lair...
Sweet propane-
Special Agent W was heard to shout, "Yahtzee!" just before taking the mark.
This is it! This is what they don't want us to know! He wasn't killed, he was captured!
But why? Why would the government want to deceive us? What could be their endgame?
I've already seen this thread made, making null and void. NULL and VOID!
fuck yuo idiote
Hard interrogation. What untold secrets might they be attempting to extract from one of the greatest criminal minds on the planet. One can only assume.
heh heh get 'em, Rummy.
I heard TMZ got the first scoop on the images found at his compound.
Situation update: with the threat of being sacked and v&, I've had no choice but to take up a safe position under a cushion fort. Wireless connection's a little shaky, dl'ing the entire MST3K library probably not helping the bit transfer rate. No matter. Nothing can stop me from exploding the truth onto the interwebs now. The people need to know. They need to be woken up from their dream.
Incredible. Astounding. Infamous. These pictures prove beyond a shadow of doubt there is something deeper going on behind the scenes. The conspiracy reaches all the way to the top. Whatever it is they are looking for, one can only pray that it be used for good, 'less it fall back into the hands of evil.
Mother of God...
This is the greatest thread I have ever been fortunate enough to come across in it's infancy..
CONTINUE JAMOKE!
YOU MUST!
Meanwhile...
"Report. What's the status of the subject?"
"Not talking, sir. Subject has powerful religious conviction and no fear of death. We're not getting far, this is going to be a hard nut to crack."
