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A sobering fact about intelligence.

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http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics .aspx

According to this document, there is noone on the planet who is as smart as the intelligence of two retards combined.

Think about that for a minute.

The smartest thought that the smartest smart person could ever smartly smart off is still dumb enough that a pair of retards could understand it.

The highest IQs are around 160. And those are the record breakers.

An IQ of 80 is borderline retarded.

80+80=160.

That means that no matter how smart you are, you're never capable of being twice as smart as a retard.

So somewhere, out there in the great expanse of the inter-ether, right now, is a drooling vegetable who's probably STILL got life better figured out than your 120 IQ private education/college degree havin' ass.

now I'm gonna watch Beavis and Butthead. Those two retards add up to genius!

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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:05:02


So two guys with IQs of 160 would be like one super genius?


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:05:08


Does that mean two retards could write the best novel?


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:06:30


That's the same logic used by kids who say "You don't have five fingers, you have four fingers and a thumb."


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:09:10


No way!

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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:10:58


At 4/25/11 05:04 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote: FunkBRS is the least impressive person on the planet.

Doesn't that make me the most not impressive person on the planet?

That's pretty impressive.

At 4/25/11 05:05 PM, Gagsy wrote: So two guys with IQs of 160 would be like one super genius?

That goes without saying. Everybody knows two heads are better than one. That's why research and development organizations have think-tanks of MENSAns sitting around a table bouncing ideas off of one another.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:11:22


At 4/25/11 05:02 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: According to this document, there is noone on the planet who is as smart as the intelligence of two retards combined.

And why should I trust this document, maybe it´s just a good lie to weak the smart ones.

Think about that for a minute.

I did, and I have to admit that I find this thought very interesting.

The smartest thought that the smartest smart person could ever smartly smart off is still dumb enough that a pair of retards could understand it.

I am not sure if this is right.

An IQ of 80 is borderline retarded.
80+80=160.

I don´t think that you can simply add them up, would mean that their IQ has completely different sources, atleast that´s how I see it.

That means that no matter how smart you are, you're never capable of being twice as smart as a retard.

Atleast I am probably smarter than one retard, that´s enough for me.

So somewhere, out there in the great expanse of the inter-ether, right now, is a drooling vegetable who's probably STILL got life better figured out than your 120 IQ private education/college degree havin' ass.

This is possible, education can lead to beeing close-minded.

now I'm gonna watch Beavis and Butthead. Those two retards add up to genius!

Have fun watching it!


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:12:01


I really don't think using the sum of two scores from "mentally deficient" people really beats a higher IQ. If you can outsmart one, you're likely to outsmart the other one at the same time.

Two birds with one stone, I say!


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:12:53


At 4/25/11 05:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
That goes without saying. Everybody knows two heads are better than one. That's why research and development organizations have think-tanks of MENSAns sitting around a table bouncing ideas off of one another.

So we'll just pit the two dudes each with an IQ of 160 against the 'retards' with the IQs of 80 and normality is resumed!


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:12:54


At 4/25/11 05:10 PM, Yert wrote: there's so many fallacies in there that i'm not even going to bother pointing them out

Logic is futile.

That's kind of my point.

You can science around all day, being empirical and crap, and still end up totally confused about your purpose in life.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:14:21


I can't open the page. But is IQ a linear scale?

Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:14:46


I still feel drunk after reading that entire post! FALSE ADVERTISING!


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:17:00


At 4/25/11 05:14 PM, KurdtCobane wrote: I still feel drunk after reading that entire post! FALSE ADVERTISING!

It is indeed, but isn´t that what all advertising does, attracting you with false phrases?
So it´s not false, but the pure form of right advertising you witnessed here.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:19:07


I know whos doing my homework this year :D

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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:19:30


At 4/25/11 05:11 PM, DavidOfIsrael wrote:

::

I think you're stupid.

See what I'm talking about smarty?

So confused!

I don't THINK I'm stupid. I KNOW it.

And that helps me make better decisions than if I thought I was smart. That's my point; as much as we worship intelligence these days, stupid people aren't actually that far behind the smarties.

At 4/25/11 05:12 PM, DrHood wrote: I really don't think using the sum of two scores from "mentally deficient" people really beats a higher IQ. If you can outsmart one, you're likely to outsmart the other one at the same time.

Two birds with one stone, I say!

But Im not using scores from "mentally deficient" people. I'm using retard scores. Anyone who calles themself "mentally deficient" is already probably just trying to hide how smart they really are so they can get special treatment. A retard, though? That's someone you can trust.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:20:08


At 4/25/11 05:17 PM, Asandir wrote:
At 4/25/11 05:14 PM, KurdtCobane wrote: I still feel drunk after reading that entire post! FALSE ADVERTISING!
It is indeed, but isn´t that what all advertising does, attracting you with false phrases?
So it´s not false, but the pure form of right advertising you witnessed here.

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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:22:19


At 4/25/11 05:20 PM, KurdtCobane wrote: Your ' is facing the wrong way, ctrl+fn+right shift
And stop using your PROPAGANDA against me! HITLER!

The truth hurts, doesn´t it? It´s not propaganda, it´s stating facts.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:24:49


Iq is not a quantitative mesure

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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:25:27


So, if you give a test to the smartest person in a classroom and you give the same test to the two lowest grade students and let them work together, you will see that the two dumbest student would score higher than the smartest?


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:26:18


At 4/25/11 05:05 PM, Lorkas wrote: Does that mean two retards could write the best novel?

Any one retard can write a novel

Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:26:47


At 4/25/11 05:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: So, if you give a test to the smartest person in a classroom and you give the same test to the two lowest grade students and let them work together, you will see that the two dumbest student would score higher than the smartest?

If they have combined an higher IQ than the smart one, yes, that´s what the document says.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:30:27


At 4/25/11 05:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: So, if you give a test to the smartest person in a classroom and you give the same test to the two lowest grade students and let them work together, you will see that the two dumbest student would score higher than the smartest?

the only way that would work is if you somehow extracted all the intelligence of one and put it into the other, otherwise they (statistically) would average.

there is still two people.

Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:30:42


At 4/25/11 05:26 PM, semeieseed wrote:
At 4/25/11 05:05 PM, Lorkas wrote: Does that mean two retards could write the best novel?
Any one retard can write a novel

given infinite time, the best one, even.

Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:37:44


DEM FALLACIES.

No, seriously, did a retard write this to feel better about himself?


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:41:31


At 4/25/11 05:25 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: So, if you give a test to the smartest person in a classroom and you give the same test to the two lowest grade students and let them work together, you will see that the two dumbest student would score higher than the smartest?

If you let them split the course material, yes.

Makes sense, really. They get to spend twice as many man hours on the test as the single smarty, AND are only responsible for learning half as much per retard.

Why is the medical industry dominated by specialists? Because no individual doctor is smart enough to understand it all! Divide and Conquer is a potent strategy.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:47:41


At 4/25/11 05:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: If you let them split the course material, yes.

Makes sense, really. They get to spend twice as many man hours on the test as the single smarty, AND are only responsible for learning half as much per retard.

Why is the medical industry dominated by specialists? Because no individual doctor is smart enough to understand it all! Divide and Conquer is a potent strategy.

And what if the test is not based on knowledge but your ability to make up solutions to problems on various kinds of subjects?


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 17:54:40


The smartest person is the one who understands that they know very little.

Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 19:53:46


At 4/25/11 05:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That goes without saying. Everybody knows two heads are better than one. That's why research and development organizations have think-tanks of MENSAns sitting around a table bouncing ideas off of one another.

Sorry, but I had to draw this.

A sobering fact about intelligence.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 20:09:02


How is that a sobering fact? A sobering fact is something which awakens us from the drunken ignorance. When people say "I'm twice as smart as you, you retard" I'm pretty sure their not being serious. Also, how is this relevant to intelligence, the fact remains that an IQ test only tests one part of the brain for specific intelligence. A sportsmen is physically and specially intelligent, like a dancer and an artist is creatively intelligent. That is a true sobering fact of intelligence, because the 'if you don't get straight A's you're stupid' line just doesn't cut it. That is ignorance.


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Response to A sobering fact about intelligence. 2011-04-25 20:10:16


You know IQ doesn't mean anything unless you use it.
A guy with a 180 IQ who doesn't study and sits on his alls playing video games all day is gonna be outsmarted by a guy with a 150 IQ who studies all day.
Think about it.