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Luke
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Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Anybody else hate sharks?
Fuck they're terrifying.

I remember at Sea World when I was little there, they had that thing where it's a glass tunnel under the water and there was a bunch of sharks inside, basically surrounding you. I wasn't so scared in there but thinking back if that glass broke somehow those sharks would be all over us man the thought of that is CRAZY...

Or at Universal Studios, the JAWS part, that was awesome cause it was fake but I'd probably shit myself if there was a real shark there.

I don't even see how these things can be really cool, only three things I'm really really scared of and sharks are one of them.

CHOMP!

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Armour
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Pfft Sharks are ghey

I can fiht like tirty tousand.

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EmEmEm
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Their mouths' look like a bleeding vagina.

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KillerSkull
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

I love the Sharks!

GO SHARKS!

And the sea creature sharks kick ass too!

Sharks

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ForgottenSteel
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

About 2 years after I saw the first Jaws movie my family wen't to seaworld and I remember that fucking tunnel, I didn't enjoy it cause the whole time I just felt like that shit was gonna colapse and I was gonna get eaten alive.

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POTaTOS
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

I'm not scared of captive sharks. The only captive fish I'm scared of is the sawfish. I had one fallow me around at the ripleys aquarium and it was scary as hell.

Sharks

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Jester
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Menacing and terrifying, sharks have been menacing and terrifying for over a decade.

Sharks can only be found 2 places on earth, the northern and southern hemispheres.

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unconsidered
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

The only shark I'm really scared of is the Bull Shark because it's extremly territorial, will eat humans, and can swim anywhere (freshwater or saltwater); and this is also the primary reason I don't go into the water.

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Luke
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:29 PM, ForgottenSteel wrote: About 2 years after I saw the first Jaws movie my family wen't to seaworld and I remember that fucking tunnel, I didn't enjoy it cause the whole time I just felt like that shit was gonna colapse and I was gonna get eaten alive.

Yeah that tunnel sucks man sucks really really bad I want to go back in it over and over some time in my life though just to face fears cause I like being scared shitless but I doubt I'll ever have the opportunity.

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Gagsy
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Yes, thanks to Jaws I have a fear of sharks.

So much so that as a kid when I was swimming at the local swimming pool I used to worry about sharks in the deep pool. Because the water was all dark and I just panicked about it. Illogical I know, but I was young and sharks were terrifying.

Those open jaw Great White pictures always freak me out. Look like an entrance to hell. Also anyone else feel like their teeth and gums cause them pain?

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Dosensuppen
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

I have an irrational fear of large sea creatures in general. Though I am fascinated by them and want to learn about them. Sharks are up in the top of my fears. But, giant squids fucking freak me out the most. Their shape and design. Regular squids look weird, but giant ones or even worse colossal?! Damn, they scare me shitless.

Sharks

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Magic-Mushroom
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Dear fucking god i hate those things, i had a nightmare about 1 week ago, i was on an island and there was another island a few hundred feet away, I had a small little inner tube and i was swimming across with it and all the sudden a fucking shark out of no where there was a shark in front of me, it bit my leg and dragged me under water and started ripping me apart. Then I woke up and almost pissed myself, it was almost like i could actually feel the pain.

They said I could become anything so I became everything.

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chupacabras89
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:28 PM, EmEmEm wrote: Their mouths' look like a bleeding vagina.

More like a bleeding vagina with teeth.

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Luke
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:31 PM, unconsidered wrote: The only shark I'm really scared of is the Bull Shark because it's extremly territorial, will eat humans, and can swim anywhere (freshwater or saltwater); and this is also the primary reason I don't go into the water.

Yeah I don't like the sounds of that, even at a lake I get terrified of sharks, when I was chilling in the ocean one time in San Fransisco I think it was.. I was just scared that there were gonna be sharks man those things could kill me in a second. Fuck that.

I should catch a bull shark and put it in the lake nearby though ha that would be funny!

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POTaTOS
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:33 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:
At 4/23/11 07:28 PM, EmEmEm wrote: Their mouths' look like a bleeding vagina.
More like a bleeding vagina with teeth.

I'd still stick my dick in one.

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Luke
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:33 PM, Gagsy wrote: Yes, thanks to Jaws I have a fear of sharks.

So much so that as a kid when I was swimming at the local swimming pool I used to worry about sharks in the deep pool. Because the water was all dark and I just panicked about it. Illogical I know, but I was young and sharks were terrifying.

Jaws wasn't what scared me which is weird I really like shark movies, but seeing one in person I do poop a little bit I won't lie.

I used to have the same thoughts running through my head when I was at a swimming pool in public, you know those little vent things in them? Or the circular lights near the bottom? I always thought that those were little things that sharks would come out of and snatch a person real quick, go back in and eat them... Fuuuuuuuck.

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Gagsy
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:37 PM, EpicFail wrote:
Jaws wasn't what scared me which is weird I really like shark movies, but seeing one in person I do poop a little bit I won't lie.

It still scares me a little now tbh. That music always gives me a chill more than anything.

I do like Shark tunnels though, usually because they are little sharks and not scary Great Whites, and well I just adore marine life.

I used to have the same thoughts running through my head when I was at a swimming pool in public, you know those little vent things in them? Or the circular lights near the bottom? I always thought that those were little things that sharks would come out of and snatch a person real quick, go back in and eat them... Fuuuuuuuck.

Lol yes the vents was how I imagined they would get in. The ones you get at the sides of pools where water runs in and out of.

Nice to know there was another like minded crazy kid out there afraid of killer sharks in swimming pools.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Gagsy
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:35 PM, SSPBOURNE wrote:
At 4/23/11 07:33 PM, chupacabras89 wrote:
At 4/23/11 07:28 PM, EmEmEm wrote: Their mouths' look like a bleeding vagina.
More like a bleeding vagina with teeth.
I'd still stick my dick in one.

Teeth.

[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Makakaov
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Sharks attack people only when they mistake them with sea lions.

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OstrichMaster
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X-TERRORIST-X
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:27 PM, EpicFail wrote: CHOMP!

We are more of a threat to sharks than they are a threat to us. I saw something that you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being attacked by a shark. So stop being such a pussy and go further than everyone else at the beach.

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TJR423
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

I think sharks are fucking awesome! I'm not really scared of them or have been. But you know what really scares me shitless? FUCKING BEARS.

Lol.

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NyGiants56
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

As long as I have my handy shark repellent i'm fine.

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yonokowhat
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

How to kill a shark

PUNCH IT IN THE EYEs to blind it, punch it in the gills to suffocate it.

"let's throw the babies into the air and catch them with our bayonets, whoever catches the most wins!"

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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:54 PM, TJR423 wrote: I think sharks are fucking awesome! I'm not really scared of them or have been. But you know what really scares me shitless? FUCKING BEARS.

Move to Russia, they teach you how to wrestle with bears.

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Carmilla
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

I think they're fascinating. I'm one of those people who gets excited about Shark Week ont he Discovery channel. They're amazing creatures. Just the fact that they're prehistoric is enough to satisfy me. Plus, megalodon are fucking AMAZING.

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Makakaov
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 07:58 PM, unconsidered wrote:
At 4/23/11 07:54 PM, TJR423 wrote: I think sharks are fucking awesome! I'm not really scared of them or have been. But you know what really scares me shitless? FUCKING BEARS.
Move to Russia, they teach you how to wrestle with bears.

Stupid. There are no bears in Russia.

There are only Russian Bears.

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Gagsy
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 08:02 PM, Carmilla wrote: I think they're fascinating. I'm one of those people who gets excited about Shark Week ont he Discovery channel. They're amazing creatures. Just the fact that they're prehistoric is enough to satisfy me. Plus, megalodon are fucking AMAZING.

If you've never seen this then you really should.

Most dramatic documentary clip imo.

I agree about the Megalodon thing, and even just seeing a little made up picture of how small we humans are in comparison to it gave me chills. And it's teeth? Too big.

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Carmilla
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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

At 4/23/11 08:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: If you've never seen this then you really should.

That's an impressive clip. The fact that it could haul it's massive weight out of the ocean to a height like that is awesome. I luvz it.

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Response to Sharks Apr 23, 2011

Nah dude, they're my favorite easycore band.

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