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Metal Hell

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:08:01


If that sparkler guy pic had to be anyone in this club.... who would you put it to?

I'd give it to Bahamut... for being a prude who only gets gratification from sparklers.


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PSN: Look-a-Hill

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:18:09


Is it ironic that you yanks spend your day of independance by blowing things up for pleasure?


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:18:29


and yeah old metallica only
anything after master of puppets blows
and happy 4th eveyone

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:20:35


At 7/4/07 06:18 PM, Nev wrote: Is it ironic that you yanks spend your day of independance by blowing things up for pleasure?

what a better way to calibrate kickin your ass in the war

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:29:45


At 7/4/07 06:18 PM, Nev wrote: Is it ironic that you yanks spend your day of independence by blowing things up for pleasure?

no because we blew up the British in the Revolution and we'll use any excuse to make shit explode


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:33:05


At 7/4/07 06:20 PM, RuneDOWN wrote: what a better way to calibrate kickin your ass in the war

Pity you didn't take a grasp of our language with you :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:33:52


At 7/4/07 06:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:18 PM, Nev wrote: Is it ironic that you yanks spend your day of independence by blowing things up for pleasure?
no because we blew up the British in the Revolution and we'll use any excuse to make shit explode

you suck, i can blow shit up whenever i want


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:42:34


At 7/4/07 06:33 PM, Crowler wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:29 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:18 PM, Nev wrote: Is it ironic that you yanks spend your day of independence by blowing things up for pleasure?
no because we blew up the British in the Revolution and we'll use any excuse to make shit explode
you suck, i can blow shit up whenever i want

did you not read what i wrote? WE USE ANY EXCUSE TO MAKE SHIT EXPLODE. "hey its Tuesday, lets blow something up." "Saddam has WMD's. Lets bomb him back to the stone age!"

At 7/4/07 06:33 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:20 PM, RuneDOWN wrote: what a better way to calibrate kickin your ass in the war
Pity you didn't take a grasp of our language with you :P.

yes but we enunciate better. :b well in most parts of the country anyway, but we've got nothing on you guys in comedy. have you heard of a show (i thinks its in Ireland but I'm not sure) called Father Ted. fucking hilarious. :D


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:50:18


At 7/4/07 06:42 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: yes but we enunciate better.

OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!
You made Hilary Duff and the simliar other people.... thus, no you don't :P.

have you heard of a show (i thinks its in Ireland but I'm not sure) called Father Ted. fucking hilarious. :D

Of course. Father Ted is amazing. Its not Irish... just set there (I think... I'm sure the actor who plays Dougal is English).

Hahaha, guys, watch these. If you've seen the original, its funny :D.
DragonForce Betcha Can't Play This Part 1
DragonForce Betcha Can't Play This Part 2
DragonForce Betcha Can't Play This Part 3


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 18:59:45


At 7/4/07 06:50 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:42 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: yes but we enunciate better.
OMG LIKE TOTALLY!!!
You made Hilary Duff and the simliar other people.... thus, no you don't :P.

hollywood can sink into the pacific for all i care. we do enunciate better overall. don't believe me?

Proof >:D


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 19:05:37


At 7/4/07 04:50 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: This is a blatant Emo/Screamo band, And he called them Metal, Idiot.
Listen a bit, And see how stupid it sounds.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, it even says, "Screamo/ Emo."

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 19:11:08


At 7/4/07 06:59 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Proof >:D

Except Stewie speaks with a British accent :P.


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 19:14:29


At 7/4/07 07:11 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/4/07 06:59 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: Proof >:D
Except Stewie speaks with a British accent :P.

haha i'm just fucking with ya man. i could really care less about that kind of shit. as long as i can understand whatever someone said i really could care less


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 19:52:37


At 7/4/07 06:50 PM, Nev wrote: Hahaha, guys, watch these. If you've seen the original, its funny :D.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10s7vsBU4o&mo de=related&search=

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 20:13:00


At 7/4/07 06:50 PM, Nev wrote:
have you heard of a show (i thinks its in Ireland but I'm not sure) called Father Ted. fucking hilarious. :D
Of course. Father Ted is amazing. Its not Irish... just set there (I think... I'm sure the actor who plays Dougal is English).

nope, he's irish. saw him on some tv program doing stand up & he was totally irish. anyway....
I LOVE MY BRICK!!!


RZZZZZZ

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 20:17:21


At 7/4/07 08:13 PM, mrdurgan wrote: nope, he's irish. saw him on some tv program doing stand up & he was totally irish. anyway....
I LOVE MY BRICK!!!

I was unsure, but I thought I remembered hearing his real voice as some squeaky English one.
DRINK!


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 20:30:39


At 7/4/07 07:52 PM, Twone wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10s7vsBU4o&mo de=related&search=

Haha that guy is brilliant.
Makes me think of those Petrucci and Malmsteen videos :).


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 21:25:21


At 7/4/07 08:30 PM, Nev wrote:
At 7/4/07 07:52 PM, Twone wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10s7vsBU4o&mo de=related&search=
Haha that guy is brilliant.
Makes me think of those Petrucci and Malmsteen videos :).

"Oh and here's my guitar tech, Yngwie Malmsteen."
"Hallo."
"Yeah, I found him in a ditch rotting away. He, uh, told me he had a career once. I don't believe a word that comes out of his fat mouth. He just eats cheesecakes all day..."


Got the gear, got the gas, got compression. My direction is cast to the concrete.

I am a motor musician, moving to the asphalt beat.

[Metal Hell]

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 22:06:34


At 7/4/07 09:25 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: "Oh and here's my guitar tech, Yngwie Malmsteen."

I actually taught God how to play guitar.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-04 23:36:17


At 7/4/07 10:06 PM, Twone wrote:
At 7/4/07 09:25 PM, maverick-mechanic wrote: "Oh and here's my guitar tech, Yngwie Malmsteen."
I actually taught God how to play guitar.

NO WAI!

RLY?


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 00:24:06


At 7/4/07 05:59 PM, RuneDOWN wrote: i have allot,
but id say

Pantera
Slayer
Anthrax
Cannibal Corpse
Black Sabbath
Mayhem
Deiside
Damageplan
Metallica
Iron Maiden

Lol thats almost perfectly my list

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 01:11:37


At 7/4/07 05:30 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Yeah, but I can't picture spam here!
Then again *Chans totally ruin my lulz.

4chan is anonymous, therefore you don't have to join it to post in it.


You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 02:34:17


At 7/5/07 12:29 AM, batman64 wrote: i don't know about the rest of you but i am sick of new members who join then never post.

I'll try to curve that. My favorite meta; bands would be: Lamb of God,Machine Head, Gojira, Children of Bodom[I suppose?],Amon Amarth, Job For A Cowboy,Pantera , and Slayer.

Amon Amarth,Job For A Cowboy, Shadows Fall, and several other bands are on tour(Sounds of the Underground),yet I am not allowed to see,and this pains me so. I did see LoG,Gojira,Machine Head...and trivium on tour earlier this year. First concert I've been to. It was amazing.


I've been Fab since the re-design,have you?

JUST BECAUSE I LISTEN TO COREY HART :'[

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 04:18:49


At 7/5/07 12:29 AM, batman64 wrote: i don't know about the rest of you but i am sick of new members who join then never post.

Oh, I do understand that perfectly well. It's quite annoying, but we can't do anything about it.

btw, the new Judas Priest is called "Nostradamus" and will be a concept album, for those who didn't know. I'll surely check it out when it comes out (early '08)

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 06:20:47


Aha! I found my joining list!

Shadow Warriors
Dragonforce
Axel Rudi Pell
Demon Hunter
Iron Maiden
Metallica
Trivium
Dio
Turisas

Was I a nicompoop or what? :)
Given the oppertunity to do that again, it would go like so:

DragonForce
Axel Rudi Pell
Iron Maiden
Cannibal Corpse
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter
Old(ish) Metallica
Dio
Megadeth
Turisas
Lordi

In addition:
I have decided to brand anything released after The Black Album as 'Nu Metal(lica)', because frankly, it blows donkey penis compared to their older stuff.


My PSN: Obilisk745

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."

Add me on Steam! :D

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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 07:59:30


sup people
just thought id come on and rant about the sputnikmusicianforums, they really annoy me sometimes.

I'm after a cheap 12-string acoustic, so I asked about where to find one on sputniks guitarist forum, mentioning how through personal experience I've found that cheap guitars can be just as well toned as expensive guitars, once I've tweaked them abit.
Like I found an old, no-brand, worn acoustic guitar on a carboot sale once, bought it for £5. After I'd replaced the bridge, fitted new strings, gave it a thorough clean/regluing and filed the frets etc., its turned into really nice guitar, compared to a £400 Ovation, owned by this guy that me and Nev know.

So I ask about cheap 12 strings, and they're all saying
'Don't get a shitty cheap one, get this £300 one!'
or
'I was going to make a suggestion, but then I read the part where you said cheap acoustics can be better than expensive ones. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard'

fuckin cunts, there all too far up their own backsides they don't engage my question.

anyway, metal rules all, yadayada. rant over.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 10:04:18


At 7/4/07 05:39 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Never mind, I'm spamming the fuck out of general as we speak.

That's good, because the General forum sucks.

At 7/4/07 06:08 PM, Nev wrote: I'd give it to Bahamut... for being a prude who only gets gratification from sparklers.

LOL! I'd give it to you then.

At 7/5/07 04:18 AM, Goatchrist wrote: btw, the new Judas Priest is called "Nostradamus" and will be a concept album, for those who didn't know. I'll surely check it out when it comes out (early '08)

I was hoping it would come out this year, but since it's a concept album and will be a double album, I guess it's better to wait longer. Hopefully the wait will be worth it.

Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 10:06:14


At 7/5/07 07:59 AM, metalhead-matt wrote: I'm after a cheap 12-string acoustic

acoustic is not metal and for grandpas and pussys


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 10:14:34


At 7/5/07 10:06 AM, Crowler wrote:
At 7/5/07 07:59 AM, metalhead-matt wrote: I'm after a cheap 12-string acoustic
acoustic is not metal and for grandpas and pussys

acoustic can give off such an eerie and disturbing feeling on a track (take Phalenes Et Pestilence of peste noires first album) the acoustic bit at the beginning makes that track amazing, and lets not forget borknager origin a slightly different example of the amazing effect acoustic can give


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Response to Metal Hell 2007-07-05 10:30:23


At 7/5/07 10:06 AM, Crowler wrote:
At 7/5/07 07:59 AM, metalhead-matt wrote: I'm after a cheap 12-string acoustic
acoustic is not metal and for grandpas and pussys

Dude, My song "Accursed Spawn Of Mephisto" Totally has an Acoustic Beginning.
Along with my other song"Terror And Desolation".

Acoustics are way metal, No wait, They're both on Classical guitar.
Sorry.


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