At 12/30/10 07:48 PM, Narcissy wrote:

At 12/30/10 07:43 PM, Falonefal wrote: "with a voice of an attractive chick"
I think I have some bad or good news for you depending on your sexual preference.

hmm, that's actually pretty paradoxial.

Hmmm, I never actually heard any of his songs, I just heard that he sings like a woman. Until some time this year, I didn't even know who the hell Justin Bieber was.

Same here, I found out about him because my friends pointed it out, before that, he completely went past me, just as Lady Gaga, only found out about here because of friends.

That's why I am always amused by people being angry about JB and LG being everywhere, personally, I never notice them.

Come on you lollygaggers! Pick a real instrument like the Turkish Saz or the Afghan Rebab (Rubab, Rabab w/e they're all refering to the same instrument pictured below being held by that sexy man down there)

Yep, takes a skilled musican to master one.

At 12/30/10 06:38 PM, sexleby wrote: trumpet

wtf did i just watch?

Whenever I play saz around my wife it turns her on one hell of a lot! But let us not forget about one of the sexiest string instruments: The Uzbek Sato (which is bowed upright)

Hands down, the sexiest of them all has to be the harmonica. No competition...

Although, truthfully, bass instruments are probably the sexiest instruments around. Surbahar (bass sitar) pumps out some notes that are, if I remember correctly, 20 herz and lower! Now THAT'S a sexy bass!

Bass, no questions asked.

At 12/31/10 06:27 AM, Rahmemhotep wrote: Although, truthfully, bass instruments are probably the sexiest instruments around. Surbahar (bass sitar) pumps out some notes that are, if I remember correctly, 20 herz and lower! Now THAT'S a sexy bass!

Lol, can you even hear those notes? It's like getting an orgasm from a woman you cannot feel.

wait whut.

Cello.

Seriously, the sound it makes is so divine it could hypnotise anyone and make them their bitch.

Sax and bass, Anything smooth.

Another one i do like is the old Didgeridoo's

Accordion.

IT'S GOTTA BE TEH PICKILOW!

At 12/30/10 11:31 AM, Jonners wrote:

At 12/30/10 11:27 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

At 12/30/10 11:23 AM, Jonners wrote:

At 12/30/10 11:20 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:

At 12/30/10 11:18 AM, Jonners wrote:

At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.

You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.

Oh you're right I'm blind! How come I didn't realise before?

You couldn't read the diagnostic papers.

You both need a nice acoustic guitar! They are more sexy than electric instruments

Got 2. Both sexier than my Vintages, but not as sexy as the Epiphone or Ibanez.

Like this but with EMGs and no pickguard.

I had one of those, without the pickgaurd, but i kept the gold pickups. Played pretty well, but then i swapped it for an ibanez, and now im playing a Gibson Explorer, black and white.

Nellophone

tromboner

At 12/31/10 12:55 PM, lgnxhll wrote: tromboner

Someone beat you to it.

At 12/30/10 07:38 PM, Falonefal wrote: What if it's a male with a voice of an attractive chick?

Hmm. Well I suppose I'd have to read over my statement again and... oh yes. There it is. Right there under 'if you're an attractive chick'. That's the part where I exclude men.

anyone who is not saying bass is obviously lying

Meat-flute.

At 12/31/10 01:54 PM, Evark wrote:

At 12/30/10 07:38 PM, Falonefal wrote: What if it's a male with a voice of an attractive chick?

Hmm. Well I suppose I'd have to read over my statement again and... oh yes. There it is. Right there under 'if you're an attractive chick'. That's the part where I exclude men.

Yea, but what if you don't know the designated person is in fact, a chick or a dick?

At 12/31/10 02:18 PM, Falonefal wrote: Yea, but what if you don't know the designated person is in fact, a chick or a dick?

Establishing gender is priority number 1 for my process of deciding on sexual attraction. I'm not sure how yours works.

At 12/30/10 09:12 AM, JohnnyDamon wrote: Bagpipes.

From baghdad.

when will it ever cease for pete sake he's crazy to say the least

wrong! violin is totally sexy :D.

At 12/31/10 02:04 PM, klik wrote: anyone who is not saying bass is obviously lying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQ Bc

at the end it says how to play a bass and not get laid. lulz. guitar wins. but violin beats all.

At 12/31/10 02:50 PM, Thesexpixel wrote:

At 12/31/10 02:04 PM, klik wrote: anyone who is not saying bass is obviously lying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5QCs3PnQ Bc

at the end it says how to play a bass and not get laid. lulz. guitar wins. but violin beats all.

Bassists have biggest dicks.