I think the sexiest instrument is the woman, fine tuned of course, the curves and the sounds this baby makes, mmmm, it takes years however to learn how to play this baby, and sometimes you never get it right at all.
But seriously, the sax is the best thing out there, and it's not only because it's one letter away from sex, it's the shape, and the sound it makes, the feel to it - so freaking sexy, I'm so gonna get me one.
I'll blow the hell out of it.
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At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!
I would fuck this if I could.
The guitar, silly. Look at how curved it is, it can woo the women with various sounds, a nice reverby clean sound that moves their soul, or an overdrive that shakes their uterus. The design of it is sexy. The way you play it is sexy. Think about the trombone too. How many innuendos can you make out of that?
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At 12/30/10 07:59 AM, Falonefal wrote: But seriously, the sax is the best thing out there, and it's not only because it's one letter away from sex, it's the shape, and the sound it makes, the feel to it - so freaking sexy, I'm so gonna get me one.
Saxes are brilliant, i used to own one before selling it years ago.
That's unbloody British that is!
Drums. Fo' shizzle. You can place me behind a drum set and you won't hear me for the next 10 hours (apart from the banging drums of course).
I despise saxophone music.
The theremin is clearly the sexiest of musical instruments, just listen to that sci-fi wobble.
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At 12/30/10 10:59 AM, BlackmarketKraig wrote: I despise saxophone music.
IDIOT!
The saxophone is the BEST_INSTRUMENT_EVER!
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Sax. Maybe the clarinet too. The flute is pretty sexy. Oboe and bassoon are pretty hot too. Same could be said about trumpets and trombones. Tuba sexes up pretty well too. Timpani is sexy. Snare drum and other percussion instruments can sex their way around. Bass is really sexy too, as well as the cello. Violin and viola can really sex it up too.
My answer is "the symphony orchestra."
Jaws harp + Sax + a guitar = God tier music.
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Nothing makes me harder than the bass clarinet. I almost orgasmed when I heard it in some flight of the conchords song. And just look at it, so big and black. It's like some big, black thing that you can blow on all day.
At 12/30/10 09:24 AM, Zodape wrote:At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!I would fuck this if I could.
That's fucking hideous, get a real guitar.
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At 12/30/10 11:13 AM, Jonners wrote:At 12/30/10 09:24 AM, Zodape wrote:That's fucking hideous, get a real guitar.At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!I would fuck this if I could.
That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:At 12/30/10 11:13 AM, Jonners wrote:That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.At 12/30/10 09:24 AM, Zodape wrote:That's fucking hideous, get a real guitar.At 12/30/10 09:15 AM, RockLou wrote: Guitars are sexy!I would fuck this if I could.
You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.
At 12/30/10 11:18 AM, Jonners wrote:At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.
Oh you're right I'm blind! How come I didn't realise before?
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
At 12/30/10 11:20 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:At 12/30/10 11:18 AM, Jonners wrote:Oh you're right I'm blind! How come I didn't realise before?At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.
You couldn't read the diagnostic papers.
At 12/30/10 11:23 AM, Jonners wrote:At 12/30/10 11:20 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:You couldn't read the diagnostic papers.At 12/30/10 11:18 AM, Jonners wrote:Oh you're right I'm blind! How come I didn't realise before?At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.
You both need a nice acoustic guitar! They are more sexy than electric instruments
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Actually the piano, it's classy, sexy, and can be subtle or powerful.
At 12/30/10 11:27 AM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:At 12/30/10 11:23 AM, Jonners wrote:You both need a nice acoustic guitar! They are more sexy than electric instrumentsAt 12/30/10 11:20 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote:You couldn't read the diagnostic papers.At 12/30/10 11:18 AM, Jonners wrote:Oh you're right I'm blind! How come I didn't realise before?At 12/30/10 11:15 AM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: That's pretty hideous too. The color scheme and the shape are cool, but the frets are gay.You're blind and your opinion is invalid because you're also wrong.
Got 2. Both sexier than my Vintages, but not as sexy as the Epiphone or Ibanez.
Like this but with EMGs and no pickguard.
"To know what a paradox is, you musn't understand this sentence"
I've always loved the sound of a gun.
what? it can be an instrument too.
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