Stormcloaks or Imperials? Starwars is lame.

Attacked Uthgerd the Unbroken for free Steel Plate Armor at level 5 in a cellar in a shack in the woods.

1000 bounty added to Whiterun.

She dies.

Last witness killed. 1000 bounty removed from Whiterun

Go back to Whiterun, guards attack, can't yield, last save too far back, all autosaves too recent.

Fuck. I just made this character now I can't even go back to Whiterun.

Can anyone please explain to me why the women are so fucking ugly in this game?

At 1/13/12 09:36 AM, Ryan wrote: Can anyone please explain to me why the women are so fucking ugly in this game?

It's a Bethesda tradition.

At 1/13/12 09:36 AM, Ryan wrote: Can anyone please explain to me why the women are so fucking ugly in this game?

How dare you insult my love!

At 1/13/12 09:36 AM, Ryan wrote: Can anyone please explain to me why the women are so fucking ugly in this game?

They look like super models compared to Oblivion. But on another note, are you implying that you regret not being attracted to fictional characters?

Too much eyeliner and bookshelf-eye sockets are common symptoms of being poor and living in cold climate.

Managed to make myself some Legendary Daedra armor. Went around dispatching enemies with ease. Decided to take one one of those dragon priests. Come up to a coffin and a Draugr comes out. Thinking it was just coming to be a weak one I decided to fight. Suddenly I see the words *death overload* and freak. Before I could react it sends me flying with a fus ro dah and knocks me to the ground. 2 hits from it later and it kills me. I stared in awe at the screen for 30 seconds thinking what the fuck just happened to me.

At 1/14/12 02:27 PM, FurryFox wrote: Managed to make myself some Legendary Daedra armor. Went around dispatching enemies with ease. Decided to take one one of those dragon priests. Come up to a coffin and a Draugr comes out. Thinking it was just coming to be a weak one I decided to fight. Suddenly I see the words *death overload* and freak. Before I could react it sends me flying with a fus ro dah and knocks me to the ground. 2 hits from it later and it kills me. I stared in awe at the screen for 30 seconds thinking what the fuck just happened to me.

You know you can still access your item menu while knocked down right?

Also, it's nice to be good at conjuration, your summoned buddies can distract the bastard while you regain footing.

At 1/14/12 02:33 PM, animehater wrote:
Also, it's nice to be good at conjuration, your summoned buddies can distract the bastard while you regain footing.

I actually had a summon at the ready. Though I still wasn't expecting to be dead in just 2 hits from it.

Seriously, fuck Morokei. Anyone have a good strategy to beat him? I'm lvl 13 at the moment.

I have a Nord character named justin lvl 45,A dark elf named shadow lvl like 5,and a breton named alice lvl 2.lol...i usually jus play my nord

At 1/14/12 03:07 PM, Syztm wrote: Seriously, fuck Morokei. Anyone have a good strategy to beat him? I'm lvl 13 at the moment.

He was fun to kill. I just stealthily used by bow on him from a ledge one of his followers were on and whenever he went looking for me I just jumped off the ledge and hid until he went back into position. Did it repeatedly until he finally died.

At 1/14/12 04:14 PM, animehater wrote:

At 1/14/12 03:07 PM, Syztm wrote:

He was fun to kill. I just stealthily used by bow on him from a ledge one of his followers were on and whenever he went looking for me I just jumped off the ledge and hid until he went back into position. Did it repeatedly until he finally died.

I did the same exact shit it works

At 1/14/12 04:14 PM, animehater wrote:

At 1/14/12 03:07 PM, Syztm wrote: Seriously, fuck Morokei. Anyone have a good strategy to beat him? I'm lvl 13 at the moment.

He was fun to kill. I just stealthily used by bow on him from a ledge one of his followers were on and whenever he went looking for me I just jumped off the ledge and hid until he went back into position. Did it repeatedly until he finally died.

Thanks, I'll try that. Sounds like that method will probably take half an hour, but oh well. At least I'll get a cool staff :D

At 1/14/12 03:07 PM, Syztm wrote: Seriously, fuck Morokei. Anyone have a good strategy to beat him? I'm lvl 13 at the moment.

Don't use Atronarchs as he can turn them against you and since he's undead, you should use Fire spells and fire enchanted weapons. He also uses a lot of lightning spells so make sure to have something that improves shock resistance. I.e potions or armor.

At 1/14/12 03:07 PM, Syztm wrote: Seriously, fuck Morokei. Anyone have a good strategy to beat him? I'm lvl 13 at the moment.

I don't know if you have the hiltskin power, but it really helps. I just used that and wailed on him with my glass warhammer, which worked out pretty well for me.

About some of the ores in the game what are some real life examples to ebony and some of the strange titled ones?

At 1/14/12 04:14 PM, animehater wrote: He was fun to kill. I just stealthily used by bow on him from a ledge one of his followers were on and whenever he went looking for me I just jumped off the ledge and hid until he went back into position. Did it repeatedly until he finally died.

I walked up to him and stuck him with the pointy end.

Okay, so I managed to beat him by just hiding behind a pillar and firing arrows at him, since he just wailed from left to right the entire time, not doing anything. Whatever, at least that shit is over with. Thanks for the tips :)

At 1/15/12 12:13 AM, ToddM wrote: About some of the ores in the game what are some real life examples to ebony and some of the strange titled ones?

I don't think Ebony even exists.

At 1/15/12 08:59 AM, Cootie wrote: What would you say that the most useless skills in the game are? Probably speech and pickpocketing. Having a silver tongue won't save you from a blade, and you can get everything you need without picking pockets. The rest of the Thief skills are dope though.

Meh, it's pretty cool to buy expensive shit from merchants and then steal the money back :P. As for speech, I guess it's only nice to get discounts, that's it.

At 1/15/12 08:55 AM, Yrtnej wrote:

At 1/15/12 06:52 AM, Dromedary wrote:

At 1/15/12 12:13 AM, ToddM wrote: About some of the ores in the game what are some real life examples to ebony and some of the strange titled ones?

I don't think Ebony even exists.

Ebony exists, but it's a dense wood instead of a metal.

Yeah I meant in the form of ore, like he was asking about.

At 1/15/12 09:17 AM, Cootie wrote: Hopefully these are the skills that Bethesda puts some more work into next time

You mean like hiring Obsidian to flesh out one of their games again?

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At 1/15/12 08:59 AM, Cootie wrote: What would you say that the most useless skills in the game are? Probably speech and pickpocketing. Having a silver tongue won't save you from a blade, and you can get everything you need without picking pockets. The rest of the Thief skills are dope though.

Sneak is so overpowered that renders the game boring if mastered.

At 1/15/12 02:45 PM, kisame wrote:

At 1/15/12 08:59 AM, Cootie wrote:

Sneak is so overpowered that renders the game boring if mastered.

It is pretty powerful once you get to 100 and unlock the Shadow Warrior perk. You can pretty much just sneak and then turn into a puff of smoke and slit anyone persons neck that you so please.

It's so powerful it renders the combat engine useless.

At 1/15/12 01:19 PM, kmau wrote:

At 1/15/12 09:17 AM, Cootie wrote: Hopefully these are the skills that Bethesda puts some more work into next time

You mean like hiring Obsidian to flesh out one of their games again?

No. Never again. New Vegas was a glitchy, boring, piece of shit game and I'm glad i ripped the disk in two when I did. I will never waste money on a game created by them again. NEVER AGAIN!

At 1/15/12 05:26 PM, animehater wrote:

New Vegas was a glitchy, boring, piece of shit game and I'm glad i ripped the disk in two when I did.

Hahaha you could've sold it at Gamestop.

At 1/15/12 05:30 PM, kmau wrote: Hahaha you could've sold it at Gamestop.

No I couldn't have. New vegas wasn't some game that can be handed in for money or store credit, it was a fucking demon that needed to be destroyed.

Not all was lost though, after that dissapointment I went looking for another RPG to play to get my fix, I eventually ran into Oblivion, and that's when I fell in love with the Elder Scrolls. Kind of sad though how I had more fun from a game released in 2006 than I ever did with Fallout New Vegas, which was released in 2010.