Stopping the server
a tale by SeeD419
There once was a man who ran a server. One day, he wanted the server to stop. He said, "Stop, server," and the server replied:
"21:46:19 [INFO] Read timed out
21:46:19 [INFO] Stopping the server..dyif
21:46:45 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:46:45 [INFO] Stopping the server..ohn
21:46:45 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:46:45 [INFO] Stopping the server..ohn
21:46:45 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:46:49 [INFO] Stopping the server..ohn
21:47:03 [SEVERE] java.net.SocketException: Broken pipe
21:47:03 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:47:31 [SEVERE] at java.net.SocketOutputStream.socketWrite0 (Native Method)
21:47:31 [INFO] Stopping the server..
21:48:42 [SEVERE] at java.net.SocketOutputStream.socketWrite(
SocketOutputStream.java:92)
21:48:47 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:48:47 [SEVERE] at java.net.SocketOutputStream.write(Socket OutputStream.java:115)
21:48:47 [INFO] Stopping the server..
21:48:55 [SEVERE] at java.io.DataOutputStream.write(DataOutpu tStream.java:71)
21:49:09 [INFO] CONSOLE: Stopping the server..
21:51:26 [SEVERE] at net.minecraft.server.Packet.a(Packet.jav a:120)
21:51:46 [INFO] Stopping the server.."
The man wasn't quite sure what the server meant by all this nonsense, and stared blankly at the server hoping for some kind of clarification. The two stared blankly at each other for 12 minutes. Not a single peep out of either of them. After much contemplation, the server replied,
"22:01:43 [SEVERE] Exception in thread "AWT-Shutdown
22:03:24 [SEVERE] " Exception in thread "Timer-0""
Needless to say, the man was irritated at this point. All the man had was a simple request, and that was just to stop for a moment. The server contemplated its next move for a couple minutes, and then stated, "22:05:29 [INFO] Stopping server"
The man could see that the server was just being sarcastic at this point. He put his face in his palms and thought to himself, why can't this machine just operate like a normal machine?
11 more minutes after the server's last sarcastic comment, the man finally gave in. "Fuck it," he exclaimed out loud, "you win."...and with that the man walked out of the room.
To be continued...