This is the funniest thing ever. NSFW(Unsless you have headphones)
Basically it's guys that are watching the porn and they describe to you what is going on in the videos.
"The woman is now...umm...moving the penis up to her face and jerking it off. Umm...she is now going back to the oral sex, focusing on the head of the penis."
You gotta love how far people will go to get off.
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so it's pretty much telephone sex, but recorded, and in third person.
This means I can put porn on my MP3 and listen to it in school, if I wanted to. :D
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I really lulled, and am recommending this to everyone to anyone who needs a good laugh. Although I have to wonder, how in the shit are blind people meant to access the website?
Not to mention the people narrating the vids are sound so awkward.
At 9/24/10 05:56 AM, Lintire wrote: I really lulled, and am recommending this to everyone to anyone who needs a good laugh. Although I have to wonder, how in the shit are blind people meant to access the website?
do you use window? if yes, there is window narrator, it can tel you what you type, and what's on the screen, and along with the bumps on the f, and j keys as a guide, a blind man can become use to a keyboard, and use a computer.
I know this because I like messing around with it, especially since the voice is like a females :P
I'm thinking about recording one.
For the blind folks.
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A vagina is really just a hat for a penis.
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At 9/24/10 06:27 AM, camobch0 wrote: Sexy, I'm getting.. getting.. an ERECTION!
Then I cut it off.
So, I think this should be on the iTunes Store, like in a podcast or something
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You have no idea how much I wish my sister wasn't in the next room right now, I wanna watch/hear that so bad!
The guy that did Big Sausage Pizza kind of sounds like audio mod Rig.
Bumped because the world has to know about this awesomeness.
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this. is. AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Listen to "girl fuckign barbie"
It's one big chunk of sarcasm
Also, this whole site isbe a joke. It must be.
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At 9/24/10 03:02 PM, gekko007 wrote: Listen to "girl fuckign barbie"
It's one big chunk of sarcasm
Also, this whole site isbe a joke. It must be.
I think some of them might be legit. But others are obviously jokes(Like ElvisRape.com). I don't think it's that well moderated.
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Hey blind people need to get off too, you know.
At 9/24/10 05:56 AM, Lintire wrote:
Not to mention the people narrating the vids are sound so awkward.
Imagine being asked to narrate Blind Porn! I would not stop laughing!
BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.
Imagine being asked to narrate Blind Porn! I would not stop laughing!
Think about telling someone what you do for a living! Oh you say your a lawyer, I narrate blind people's porn.
He's got such a boring voice, obviously watched too much porn, so he's become immune to it.
Well this must only be for people who later in life became blind.
Because if you're born blind, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL ANY OF THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE!
The guy below me is gay
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LOL. My life has meaning again.
Im listening to the recorded voice audio while watching the actual porno muted.
This is awesome.
And that's perception.
I fucking lol'd when I read, "Non-profit."
I'm too scared to listen to any of the clips.
wasn't there that one image somewhere and a voice shouting "Boob" and "Pussy" and so on?
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Listening to "Cum overload"
"The background is yellow. In the lower left corner there is a woman, participating in, vaginal sex"
"She is, uh, mostly focusing on the head of the penis."
"And uh, now she is doing a handjob, ummm, in front of her face"
A guy is reading these sentences like a 5th grade school presentation. Is this for real?
and why will a blind person care if the background is yellow anyway
