Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 15:18:01
I bet Duct Tape writes a note...
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Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 16:31:52
*Its early morning the next day, and Duct-tape faic wakes up first*
Duct-tape faic: MMMMMMMMMMMM!
*Tounge-sticky-outy face wakes up*
Angreh faic: WHO THE FUCK WOKE ME UP!
Tounge-sticky-out faic: Not me.
Blank faic: If I wanted to wake you up I would have devoured your insides.
*Everybody stares at blank faic*
Smiley faic: Another nice morning! Look at the sun!
Shades faic: If you love the sun so much why don't you marry it?
Questioning faic: Thats possible?
Blank faic: No.
Blushing faic: I would marry the sun.
Sleepy faic: Shutup and let me go back to bed.
Happy faic: Why would you wanna go to bed? Let's go on an adventure today.
Sad faic: I don't like adventures, I always get stuck with Angreh.
Mad faic: AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH IT!
Angreh faic; EVERYBODY SHUTUP! We have all our furniture and kitchen crap, today we buy food.
Sleepy faic: Shutup.
Blank faic: Sleepy, if you don't get up right now your head is going to be inside your anus.
*Sleepy faic shoots up*
Blank faic: I'm going to do it anyway
Sleepy: ANGREH! HELP ME!
Angreh faic: But pain is so enjoyable!
*Everybody stares at Angreh*
Angreh faic: I mean um, BLANK FAIC! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Open-mouth faic: What the fuck just happened!
*And so the gang sets out to get food*
(To be continued)
(Sorry this one is so short, I have to go)
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 17:09:26
At 7/31/10 04:33 PM, PoloPancake wrote: The quality of this thread is pretty shit.
Your story sounds like what a 13 year-old would make up out of boredom.
I almost died laughing.
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 17:22:35
Seriously Newgrounds?! Is this what counts as hood? Is this what's Hiphappennig hot in in tha block tat tat tat? huh anwser me laquan? immma snatch tha weed offa ya bitch ass mark henry was a steel driving mann lawd lawd bless this food that's cold and nasty assdicks and then take out the trash it's starting to smell like ass jesus no love you he love johhny depp he so cute and he's pretty space dargon knight together we fifgt hndgfhghgfdh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! But seriously this is fucking stupid.
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-07-31 18:53:45
At 7/31/10 06:13 PM, EpicFail wrote: Why not do this in the Writing forum?
Because it's funnier here, and you can talk about it's content more than it's quality. Lets be honest, its quality is horrible, but I believe the content to be more than mildly entertaining.
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-08-03 16:05:24
At 8/1/10 04:59 AM, daniel667 wrote: 5 words
You stole my old sig you dirty fuckweasel!
Also, I predict this thread being made into a flash.
Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.
Response to The Epic Story of the Emoticons. 2010-08-03 16:39:34
The story is false! F-A-L-S-E!
This is the real story...
*one peaceful day in Newgrounds... the emoticons are sitting in a penthouse apartment watching TV*
Happy Face: Oh! I like this one!
Elated: Me tooo!!!!
Angry: This is horseshit.
Resigned: Oh calm down, angry. Let's just watch it.
Angry: Fine, but my opinion remains.
Mad as Hell: FUCK THIS CHANNEL!!!!
Mad as Hell: *bashes up TV*
Crying: That was the channel, not the TV. Now we can't watch TV any more...
Happy: Don't worry, crying. I'll buy everyone a brand new TV!
Angry: What does it cost? $5000?
Mad as Hell: WE ONLY HAVE $100!
Cool: Hey guys, I just got a raise in my job. My wage is now $100 an hour!
Cool: Let's go celebrate!
Crying: What about the TV?
Elated: We'll worry about it later.
*at a banquet hall*
Happy: Gosh... the food is great!
Angry: And? It costs like $500! Not including the entertainment.
Elated: Cheer up, Angry. Cool had a promotion, right?
Cool: Yep. I'm now the CEO of the emoticons company!
About to cry: What's wrong?
Beaten: I tripped over something on the ground and fell into a toilet with pee in it. Then when I got out of the washroom, I tripped over a shoe and fell across the bar and into some bottles of vodka. The bartender made me clean up the mess with a toothbrush.
Expressionless: You always have bad days.
None: He's right. Remember the time when you fell out of the tree and you had to spend a month in the hospital?
Mad as Hell: I'M SICK OF THIS!
Mad as Hell: *storms toward the bar*
Mad as Hell: *beats up bartender* *smashes liquor bottles* *screws up soda gun* *whacks a security guard*
Muted: He always causes trouble.
Shouting: I'll get the police!
To be continued...