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bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:13:20


At 4/5/10 08:12 PM, MyGuitarSticks wrote: Original text:

"Screw your translations."

...54 translations later we get:

"Translation screw"

wut

this has been offitiually been lol'd


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:15:12


At 4/5/10 08:10 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: Original text:

"your mommas so fat, NASA has a satilite orbiting around her"

...54 translations later we get:

"And it is very thick and is generally a source of Volunteers!"

I lol'd


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:16:59


Original text:

"What is this piece of shit?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Pollution of the dog?"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:18:48


"I am the most awesome person ever."

...54 translations later we get:

"Other"

...54 translations later we get:

"Advance."

...54 translations later we get:

"Top"

Not as interesting as I thought that would be.

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:19:31


Original text:

"Newgrounds is the best site ever "

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds well."

Why isnt it funny?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:20:11


Blank Post

bad translator fun!

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:20:49


Original text:

"your mommas so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest the judges said "sorry, no professionals""

...10 translations later we get:

"Your mama so ugly, ugly game, the judge said: "I'm sorry,""

lol'd


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:22:59


Ahaha, haha, ha.

In wonderful .gif format.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:25:25


I am so cool = I was very pleased

Banana poop = banana dog section

Your mom looks like shit = If so, the dog

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:26:06


ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL
Original text:

"your mommas so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest the judges said "sorry, no professionals""

...25 translations later we get:

"His mother is even worse than bad games, the judge said, "Sorry""

then i did

Original text:

"i hate you bad translations, pie is alot better than you and I LIKE PIE"

...10 translations later we get:

"I do not like a translation error, the Department is far superior to us with your cake"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:27:08


Original text:

"Joan Rivers is shit"

...54 translations later we get:

"Joanribasu."

That doesn't mean she still isn't shit.


I have brain tinnitus.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:31:48


"Sue from Cave Story makes my penis get hard."

...54 translations later we get:

"Tool lankashire all history."

WHAT.

I'm kidding, I'm a furry but even I have limits. Cave Story is a good game on its own without the furry appeal. Plus I think that Sue and Toroko are kids...

The Two-Word Story! Join in the fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:33:13


At 4/5/10 08:11 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Oh. My. God.

Win


PhantomMask - Kick-ass teenager

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:37:06


"WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Some of the events!"

No adventures I guess...


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:41:14


"What is the square root of pi?"

...54 translations later we get:

"What is original."


I am so hip.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:41:55


Original text:

"i hate you bad translations, pie is alot better than you and I LIKE PIE"

...25 translations later we get:

"I do not want to turn to the problem and the service is much better than us in the kitchen"

then at max...

"i hate you bad translations, pie is alot better than you and I LIKE PIE"

...54 translations later we get:

"Amanda Good question, and future."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:44:40


Original text:

"This is a test sentence."

...54 translations later we get:

"Atakaporudi."

That isn't even english.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:49:48


Ok, I'll admit, I got a chuckle out of this.

bad translator fun!

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:49:54


"Why is the world so cruel?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why the world is hard to learn?"

"when the whippoorwill whippoors in the wind the wind can whippoor back oh nice and chubby baby!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Children from poor families benefit. Naitohokuhoippuhoippupua."


I am so hip.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:51:15


Original text:

"Fuck the fucking fuckers."

...54 translations later we get:

"Damn, Dick."

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:52:24


Well i must say i would enjoy a spot of tea and penis
-->
"Yes, I think I like you."


"Im a medic not a doctor."

"Whats the difference?"

"Doctors heal people... Medics make you more comfortable.... While you die."

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:54:13


Original phrase
He ran faster than a goose shot in the ass

54 translations later
shoot weight

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:54:40


This is so addicitng...
Original text:

"I like eating chocolate while fucking kids, all the time I am also fingering a virgin in her asshole. And then I cum inside their pussies so they all get pregnant and then I flee to a far far away land called Neverland."

...54 translations later we get:

"I love chocolate, and children, and Attacking the government nvrlnd cost Holiday and children."

BTW no I'm not a pedo >=(

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 20:59:04


"holocaust"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oven"

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:01:50


"The quick fox jumped over the lazy dog"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fox"

Eh, it's not really a good one. I'll find one later.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:03:45


What the fuck is this shit?

I skull fucked your mom, she loved it, I infected her with seven types of STDs and aids. She loved it, soon you will experience it to."

...10 translations later we get:

"Use his mother's head, she loves him, I and various sexually transmitted diseases and HIV infection 7th If you like, I'll remember."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:05:38


Original text:

"stickam is better cause it can beat the crap out of you"

...10 translations later we get:

"Stickam is the best treatment, can take care of you"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:07:16


Original Text:
Ham is good.

55 Translations later:
Mr. Kyayulyena it.

What?

Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:09:23


Original text:

"stickam is better cause it can beat the crap out of you"

...25 translations later we get:

"Majestic is the best medicine for anxiety"

then...

Original text:

"stickam is better cause it can beat the crap out of you"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fear is the best way to honor"

huh?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 21:14:51


The best way to go is use terms they don't have in other cultures.

"Don't crap your tighty whiteys."

...54 translations later we get:

"Pollutants related to a specific dog."