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The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 11:34 AM

This is a fun way to write something hilarious and have a big group effort. I was gonna post it in General 'cause it's really more of a forum game but it's still writing. Anyways, rules:
- Two words per post, no exceptions.
- Try to keep it PG-13.
- In the case of a double-post replying to the same post, the first will be used. Sorry, but that's the easiest way to do it without much discussion.
- (If you must talk out-of-story, do it in parentheses.))
- Obviously spelling and grammar are appreciated. However in this case we'll try to keep it in story-form:
- Don't start a sentence with a period (to end the last person's sentence).
- If someone puts a sentence at the end of their post, that means they WANT the sentence to end. Don't continue it.
- And last of all, have fun!
~~~

One day,

(Have at it! To avoid +1 posts, try to only post a couple times a day. I can't enforce that but I'm asking nicely. Thanks!)


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 11:39 AM

a man


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 12:28 PM

A man stepped out


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 12:39 PM

onto his

(forum games aren't allowed but this should be an exception)

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 01:30 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 03:21 PM

At 6/5/10 01:30 PM, RNNR wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 03:34 PM

(how often can we add to it in one page or day or... what?)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 03:50 PM

At 6/5/10 03:34 PM, Makeshift wrote: (how often can we add to it in one page or day or... what?)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 05:54 PM

At 6/5/10 03:50 PM, MiSFiTT wrote:

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with

Al Gore.

(I think that counts as two words.)


Cockz and whatnot

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 06:07 PM

and dancing

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 06:16 PM

Instead of just posting two words add them on to the last sentence guys. Just copy + paste; this will make everything much easier.

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore and dancing

Note: "and dancing" is incorrect grammar... can we please fix this? I won't add anything on since it doesn't make sense but how's this for an adjustment of the sentence:

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 06:18 PM

while dancing

((Fixed))

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 06:23 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 06:27 PM

At 6/5/10 06:23 PM, Imapixle-ated wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick.


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 08:13 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 08:18 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a


Cockz and whatnot

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 10:19 PM

At 6/5/10 08:18 PM, slingshot14 wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 11:09 PM

At 6/5/10 10:19 PM, TrevorW wrote:
At 6/5/10 08:18 PM, slingshot14 wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a
A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 5th, 2010 @ 11:58 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 12:02 AM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke

(Now I find this thread useless and boring.)

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 12:24 AM

At 6/6/10 12:02 AM, Makeshift wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke

(Now I find this thread useless and boring.)

(Oh, it'll get good eventually.)

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous

(Let's make this not dirty. It's actually funnier that way in the same way The Assumption Song is hilarious.)


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 12:51 AM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 01:02 AM

At 6/6/10 12:51 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 01:07 AM

At 6/6/10 01:02 AM, TrevorW wrote:
At 6/6/10 12:51 AM, SteakandKidneyPie wrote: A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped
A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 01:08 AM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument. " Ohh crap"


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 01:11 AM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 01:22 AM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault."


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 02:24 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of


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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 02:31 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear

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Response to The Two-Word Story Jun. 6th, 2010 @ 02:37 PM

A man stepped out onto his porch, watching a naked Korean man golf with Al Gore while dancing on a pogo stick. The man took a progressive leap to the dinner table and broke his enormous pen shaped plastic instrument, and Gore screamed out, "BP's fault." Unaware of the bear eating from