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If u had an unlimited supply of $..

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... what would be the most insane thing you would do with it.

I would recreate half life 2 building a whole city and all.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 01:57:21


Buy Cuba.

Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 01:59:13


Make my dick the size of of God's.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 01:59:14


Nothing.

If I generated my own money, that would be counterfeiting which is illegal.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:00:01


Have the worlds finest artists drawn a 50ft dick or make a sculputer of a dick, whatever the idea board says


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:00:17


At 3/6/10 01:59 AM, NoxDexus wrote: Make my dick the size of of God's.

Well I typed "of" twice, and ruined any possible joke in that statement.

I'm gonna go cut myself.

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:01:20


At 3/6/10 01:59 AM, supperman2 wrote: Nothing.

If I generated my own money, that would be counterfeiting which is illegal.

Screw your morals and standings.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:03:01


I'd go buy some more money!


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:05:16


I would hire all of the worlds premier scientists, biologists, and chemists to make a summoner capable of commanding the likes of Itfrit and Bahumant to battle.

Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:06:21


At 3/6/10 01:59 AM, supperman2 wrote: Nothing.

If I generated my own money, that would be counterfeiting which is illegal.

The question was what would you do with an unlimited supply of money, no where was it implied that you'd be generating it yourself. It's a bit of a downer that rather that saying something fantastical from your heart and imagination, you'd rather bring yourself down to reality.

Anyway, I'd give food to the starving. By air-dropping down in a monster truck shooting fireworks and blaring some AC/DC.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:06:57


I would also buy Mars, build a scale replica of every city and towm.
Then nuke it all.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:09:28


I'd use my money to legalise murder.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:09:36


Buy China, change the name to "Some Poor Chinese Guy" and sell all the produtcs like they still do, then I would gives all the chinese people 1 million if they invaded iceland.
Shit would go down hill REALLY fast!

Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:17:13


At 3/6/10 02:09 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd use my money to legalise murder.

Woah, woah, woah! Money can't buy the legal system!

SARCASM HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:19:07


At 3/6/10 02:17 AM, Vegeton wrote:
At 3/6/10 02:09 AM, Gagsy wrote: I'd use my money to legalise murder.
Woah, woah, woah! Money can't buy the legal system!

SARCASM HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

why not buy the leagal system


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:21:41


Ask the bank wtf is going on

Im such an asshole!

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:25:01


At 3/6/10 02:21 AM, Joshsouza wrote: Ask the bank wtf is going on

Im such an asshole!

How are you an asshole? You just screwed yourself out of an infinite amount of money.

Also Etienne, nothing is up, not even the Canadian dollar.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:29:53


At 3/6/10 01:57 AM, Sawdust wrote: Buy Cuba.

Fuck that, Colombia.
Cuba ain't got cocaine crops fa shit, yo.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:44:49


I'd break the world economy, singlehandedly.

again

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:52:52


I would buy my own island and set up the most amazing theme park you could imagine. People I like get in for free, while people I dislike get shot in the knee-caps.

I would tour around the world and visit EVERYTHING because the world amazes me, yet I will never have enough money to see all of it.

I'd have my own rocket and I'd visit the moon. I'd bring women and have space sex.

I would skydive with Morgan Freeman.

I'd enslave Miley Cyrus and make her my personal wench. She will not enjoy this.

I'd make a world law saying that blowjobs are not mandatory at the beginning of every hour, unless the man does not wish for this. Women will have the same rule applied for them, but will be daily instead of hourly.

I'd shave carrot-top's head.

I would buy Square-Enix and appoint employees who could produce games, with less shit involved. Like the good old days.

Rap would be erased from history, even the word.

I would purchase the internet. 4chan would be closed.

I would have a pet tiger and his name shall be Charles.

Much more, but I will end with this. I'm sure I'm boring you all.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 02:53:31


Not spend it, and thereby spare the world from excess inflation.

That qualifies as crazy I think.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 03:17:18


I would buy everything and keep it all to myself. Seriously, fuck all y'all! Just kidding, I would buy everything, and think about sharing it.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 03:28:22


If I had an unlimited supply of money, I would buy everything, of course. Then I would never have to pay for anything ever again.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 03:36:43


Create random objects only using dollar bills/ coins


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:03:32


-Step 1: Pay arms dealers to obtain nuclear warheads.
-Step 2: Pay authorities to look the other way (they don't know what I'm doing yet).
-Step 3: Have nuclear bombs distributed to every major city in the world, set to detonate if they stop receiving a certain signal. I use this position to hold all the governments of the world hostage, whereupon I gradually dissemble them and become the absolute ruler of everything.
-From there, the money goes to building a harem, physically shaping the world to my views, ensuring my immortality, and becoming God in the eyes of all.

I'M NOT SERIOUS. Please, national security, know how to take a joke. (But really, you should work on how to get around that missing-signal detonation thing if you haven't done it already. It could be really dangerous in the wrong hands.)

No, what I would do is pay off HMOs to stop cockblocking cures to serious diseases just because they can't turn an oversize profit from it. And then maybe I can motivate "clean coal" lobbyists to shift their support to solar cells and wind turbines, and tell that spokesperson lady on TV that we do not in fact "need," "rely," and "depend on" oil for everything. (It's psychological warfare, people; remember that.) Hell, maybe I'll pay the government's expenses for the next five hundred years no matter how wasteful it is in exchange for the public release of Nikola Tesla's work. Let's do some actual good in the world for once.

Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:04:18


I'd just give it to people that need it, like homeless shelters, orphanages, etc.


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:09:04


I would buy all the music in the world and listen to it.


Who's your warden, baby?

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:10:48


if would buy china and russia and America so i would be supream leader then i would invade jordan and pakistan call it as Isreals land, the basicly destroy every country that oposes me as leader, i would own the world and life would be prosporous, id donate 10 million dollars every month so people see that im a good person


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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:11:17


I'd glue it all over the sidewalks and laugh at people trying to pick it up.

Or maybe give to charities.

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Response to If u had an unlimited supply of $.. 2010-03-06 04:11:26


At 3/6/10 04:04 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I'd just give it to people that need it, like homeless shelters, orphanages, etc.

Why would you do that? It would fuck the entire economy up and really only provide a short term solution for needy people.

I'd keep it all to myself and the wealthier living social classes.