Damn what a slut, she'll probably suck your dick if you beat that guy up.

My eyes and head hurts after reading your posts, Arclantic.

At 11/19/09 06:10 PM, Arclantic wrote: christin was like wow thank you and she kissed me on the cheek!!!!!!

omg it was great

Congratulations. You now have oral herpes. It doesn't go away.

I had originally typed out a full reply to the OP.... but I've decided to do something a little more fun.
I've included a few choices, so everyone's possible responses can be summed up by a simple letter.

A. The Creep

omg girl thread! *nosebleed*

B. The Angry Virgin

I haven't touched a pussy since the day I was born, so I'll take it out on the OP.

C. The Backseat Mod

Stupid OP... Stories belong on your userpage.

D. The Joe

Maybe I'll tell the OP how cool his story was, or perhaps I'll avoid posting in this topic entirely.

E. The Sympathetic Virgin

Its nice to hear about someone else having a girlfriend... (I can't wait to get these braces off!)

F. The Adolescent

OMG U SHULD TTLAY FUCK HER LOLOL I bet she PUTS OUT! HALO3 RULEZ!!!!1!!11

At 11/19/09 09:48 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I've included a few choices, so everyone's possible responses can be summed up by a simple letter.

You missed people who troll the troll back.

omzg dud totalllly sick i did dathat once and likke zomg!!!she held mah hand soo sickk dud zmg!!!!!!

totally in thhere justt zomg!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11/19/09 09:51 PM, bifgis wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:48 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I've included a few choices, so everyone's possible responses can be summed up by a simple letter.

You missed people who troll the troll back.

Which falls into G. Everybody else.

now son, you're a real man.

At 11/19/09 06:10 PM, Arclantic wrote: yeah today i was hangin out with my gf at burgr king and a guy from my school who hates me came up and sayd i was a jerk for hiting phil thats the ex friend who i beat up and he said my girlfrind christin was ugly and i told him o go away an he didnt so i hit him and he left and christin was like wow thank you and she kissed me on the cheek!!!!!!

omg it was great

I DUNNO WHAT'S WORSE, THE FACT THAT YOU POSTED ALL THAT SHIT OR THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY READ IT ALL

At 11/19/09 10:04 PM, Stamper wrote:

I DUNNO WHAT'S WORSE, THE FACT THAT YOU POSTED ALL THAT SHIT OR THE FACT THAT I ACTUALLY READ IT ALL

The fact that it got 3 pages worth of responses. =p

I did the same thing. Except it was with magical cows and floating penises.

At 11/19/09 09:53 PM, Porkchop wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:51 PM, bifgis wrote:

At 11/19/09 09:48 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote: I've included a few choices, so everyone's possible responses can be summed up by a simple letter.

You missed people who troll the troll back.

Which falls into G. Everybody else.

Total copout, very lame. Excuses, excuses.

4 pages for this out of all things? lol everyone took it so serious.
Rofl we even got stamper in here. This thread for some reason amuses me.

Newgrounds can be extremely unexpected sometimes.
Carry on gentlemen

ew omg she sa girl how do you know what she has down there i know shes a girl becaus shes got long hair

your epic fail
i sure do hope to hell your a troll or ill fucking kill myself
george fisher has long hair.......google him and tell me hes a girl

oh god i hope this is fake

A similar story happened with me when me and my boyfriend were at Taco Bell and then his ex came up and asked for a threesome so we did. Best Gay Orgy Ever.

Oh, and afterwards he kissed me on the cheek.

A kiss on the cheek... How old are you?

When you get the tongue's involved, come back.

And why is a kiss on the CHEEK exciting for you?

I get kissed on my cheek all the time by just friends. It's on the lips ye want from your GF.

At 11/19/09 06:13 PM, Arclantic wrote:

ew omg she sa girl how do you know what she has down there i know shes a girl becaus shes got long hair

...I have long hair, and I am a man. Your logic is flawed.

Wow... Thats just like, The most amazing thing that has ever happened.

Bullshit, 1, The OP got his ass kicked realy, 2, He got dumped, 3, doesnt have a Gf, Therefore, I conclude he got dumped by his imaginary Gf, because she fell in love with the guy that kicked the shit out of him.

Who's your main?

This isn't meant to be in the sense of bragging but I was past the kiss on the cheek @ 13

Obvious troll is obvious?

At 11/21/09 09:33 PM, STJ9medic9 wrote: This isn't meant to be in the sense of bragging but I was past the kiss on the cheek @ 13

You fucked a boy in the butt at 13?

This isn't real, guys. It's a figment of your imagination.

At 11/19/09 06:15 PM, Guest8792 wrote:

At 11/19/09 06:10 PM, Arclantic wrote: hangin burgr sayd hiting o an didnt

ENGLISH ESSAY MARKS
Title: Shitty ass retarded lying story
Author: Arclantic
Pros: it was an effort
Cons: You should work on your spelling, punctuation, grammar, and capitalization. You also shouldn't lie about events that never happened in your lifetime.
TOTAL MARK: 3/50

*fistbump* thank you mah good man. finally we have someone who can properly grade a ignorant noobs posts.

At 11/19/09 06:21 PM, Gomez wrote: OMFG MABY NEXT WEEK SHE WILL HOLD YOUR HAND!

Better yet, look at him!

You sould have grabbed his cock.

Once my mom kissed me in the cheek too!

You people are fucking pathetic.