You've just been imprisoned in a cell for life, held by a ruthless dictator.
Today the dictator feels happy, and orders the guards to give you food, instead of letting you starve like the rest of the prisoners.
The order allows you to pick one thing in the world to eat, and that will be served to you for the rest of your life in the cell.
If you had to pick that one thing you would eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
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I would get tired of everything, but I guess I'll say Watermelon, because it is healthy and (I think) you can't die from eating to much of it.
Me have A.D.D
I would ask for packs of emergency rations as they contain absolutley everything your body needs to survive, unlike any other food.
Lobster, fish, and rice, with a snapple...
Duh...
At 7/26/09 02:15 PM, Sensationalism wrote: A cyanide pill.
This ^
A watermelon. That way when it's taken to my cell, I can pick it up and hit the dude in the back of the head with it and escape.
Shut up already.
I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.
At 7/26/09 02:24 PM, XxXYoshi69XxX wrote: I would have to say Chicken Flavor Ramen Noodles.
Hell fucking yes.
A complete thanksgiving dinner.
I'd never get sick of turkey gravy and mashed potatoes
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
Pizza. It has basically everything the body needs, from wheat to meat.
Anamnensis, A double edged sword. // Live a day like a mayfly. // Never compromise, never surrender.
MacDonald's Happy Meal, because then I'd have like infinite fucking toys to play with. And I could make a fort out of the boxes. Fuck you guys trying to escape, I'll have my own cardboard box fort MOTHERFUCKERS.
You'd get tired of everything that you would eat after about 3-4 days
Probably a nice hot cup of stfu
And a biscwit :3
well, i need a meal that has everything from the food pyramid, as to stay alive. so i would get a large plate of spaghetti, with meatballs, with a side salad of lettuce and a variety of fruit. and then finally, some DR.PEPPER!
it is true. he is AlWAYS watching!
i want a human body......
it contains everthing i need and more
plus i can build my inhuman armstealerthing which i will use out of human body parts to get the key and escape.
also ima pass by your cell and steal your food. >:_)
His minions When he runs out of minions, he'll have to sacrifice himself.
Then I can escape. Or stay, and rape all the prisoners in turn if they're hot.
Hairo.
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Haizakokaru#0449
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I'm a voice actor, and I love what I do. I'm also a writer, and love that just as much.
Bacon.
If I'm imprisoned, why should i eat healthy?
The Problems of the Future, by Everyone!
Poison, so I die, rather than being in the cell for the rest of my life.
At 7/26/09 03:09 PM, Reed wrote: holy shit this kid is a genius
I could see how the cardboard box fortress idea would make you think I'm a kid, but it takes at least 20 years of life experience to come up with this shit.
all you could eat chinese buffet, i wouldnt starve forever then just keep eating very slowly and injected slowly for when i have to sleep.
The pussies of the most beautiful women in the world.
I hate Poozy.
Paint thinner.
What?
I ain't sitting through motherfucking PRISON!
all th edoors in the building
i dont ahve to eat them
