Yoho, yoho, a pirates life for me!!

[Sockembop]

Y'ARGH MATIES!!! Hard to port! Hard to port! No, the other port you scallywag! Y'argh i'll be needin' a double rum after this. With a rum chaser. Set sail you filthy land lubbers, this be time for plunder! All aboard! Ready the cannons! Take no prisoners! YO HO HO!!!

Time for a head count! Let's see... Well i've got meself, so that's one swashbuckler. And then there's Toothless Joe over there, so that two... No, one and three quarters. But be the rest of me crew? Oh no, I forgot! I made them walk the plank for not plundering hard enough! Y'argh, shiver me timber. I guess we'll be having to recruit some new lads to help with our pirately duties.

Y'ARGH, here's our first hopeful here. Shall we let him aboard or let him walk the plank?

[Sockembop]

*Sniff sniff* What be that delicious smell? Ah you've bought some fine rum 'ol timer, come aboard, come aboard! You've passed our entry test with flying colors! Ah, let me pour you a glass, the bottle is fine for me ! Yohoho.

[Sockembop]

What's that you say? You have an irrational fear of clocks? That's strange. And crocodiles? Oh that one's not irrational you say... Ate your hand, did it? Well. I can't say that we're in need of someone with your particular... er... skill set. Got any rum?

[J-qb]

AARGH, my hearty.
Mind if 'nother gentleman o` fortune such as yourself be suggestin' some fine sprugs who be up fer sum swashbucklin' ?

[trudog]

Cool pictures!

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

ARRHG, those drrrrawings arrre prrrricelesh!!
lolz

[Sockembop]

Heh. That was a good joke I made with that other fake joke thread, heh. I'm so funny and NOT retarded. Heh. Okay fine, I just didn't see the stupid original thread and made a new one again to butch about it. But still, its not nice to talk down about retards. Durgh.

[TheDaveAngle]

At 7/14/09 11:41 AM, Sockembop wrote: Heh. That was a good joke I made with that other fake joke thread, heh. I'm so funny and NOT retarded. Heh. Okay fine, I just didn't see the stupid original thread and made a new one again to butch about it. But still, its not nice to talk down about retards. Durgh.

Nice cover-up bro.

[Sockembop]

At 7/14/09 11:41 AM, TheDaveAngle wrote:
Nice cover-up bro.

Thanks man. I try. Aaaaaaand moving on, anyone else have some pirate drawings to share?

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

At 7/14/09 11:57 AM, Sockembop wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:41 AM, TheDaveAngle wrote:
Nice cover-up bro.

Thanks man. I try. Aaaaaaand moving on, anyone else have some pirate drawings to share?

I couldn't resist xD
I know it's lame, I just did it in 2 minutes :O

[Sockembop]

At 7/14/09 12:29 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote:

I couldn't resist xD
I know it's lame, I just did it in 2 minutes :O

Lol first cock pic of the thread. Congrats. Is his name jackoff sparrow?

[TheDaveAngle]

YAR HAR HAR! Ye bilge-Rats didn't think the loikes of ye could sail the without the loikes of Skyler Greasepalms, the meanest, surliest, scurvy-ridden Pirate on Seven Seas did ye? Arr, Avast! etc.

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

At 7/14/09 12:33 PM, Sockembop wrote:

At 7/14/09 12:29 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote:

I couldn't resist xD
I know it's lame, I just did it in 2 minutes :O

Lol first cock pic of the thread. Congrats. Is his name jackoff sparrow?

Captain Cockney
:3

[Sockembop]

At 7/14/09 12:35 PM, TheDaveAngle wrote: YAR HAR HAR! Ye bilge-Rats didn't think the loikes of ye could sail the without the loikes of Skyler Greasepalms, the meanest, surliest, scurvy-ridden Pirate on Seven Seas did ye? Arr, Avast! etc.

Y'argh matie! Welcome aboard! We could always use a man of your caliber. I've heard tales of your skill with a pistol. Yo ho have a drink to that.

[lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol]

Y'argh, maties. Mah name is Bob Jackson, and I bring rum for everyone!!
>:D

[Sockembop]

At 7/14/09 01:36 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote: Y'argh, maties. Mah name is Bob Jackson, and I bring rum for everyone!!
>:D

Ah, you know the password! Come aboard, come aboard.

Everyone else off. There's only enough rum for everybody. I.e. me! Okay, okay! You can stay, I don't want a mutiny on my hands.

[tooters]

ooOOOoooH hohohohohoooo

[Sockembop]

At 7/14/09 05:28 PM, tooters wrote: ooOOOoooH hohohohohoooo

Well now matie. I see ye be working on a bottle of fine Caribbean rum. Me likes the cut of your jib. Tells ya what: keep yer floppy man cannon in yer britches and pour me a tall glass of drink and you're welcome aboard. Y'argh!

L O L you're fucked man. Great drawing.

[Sockembop]

Fire the cannons! Wheeeeeee!

[TommyCooper]

At 7/14/09 05:28 PM, tooters wrote: ooOOOoooH hohohohohoooo

Aye matey, that's y'old Captain Red Pube!

[BoonChild]

Pirates you say? Sounds good, says I! lol, I'll be watching this thread for more awesome pirate pics. (also hopes to contribute lol)

[GrumpyTom]

I not be of harsh Pirate stereotype but i be havin' a hook for a hand!

[SatanHam]

At 7/14/09 05:28 PM, tooters wrote: ooOOOoooH hohohohohoooo

details on his face r epic.

[gmoeny01]

aarrghhh!!! give me ya BOOTY!!

...by that i mean money

[Sockembop]

At 8/5/09 08:43 PM, gmoeny01 wrote: aarrghhh!!! give me ya BOOTY!!

...by that i mean money

Y'argh, very good sir, very good indeed.

And here be my latest contribution to the pirate pandemonium.

[Sockembop]

Arrr. Bump.

[jeeshwa123]

At 7/14/09 12:29 PM, lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:57 AM, Sockembop wrote:

At 7/14/09 11:41 AM, TheDaveAngle wrote:
Nice cover-up bro.

Thanks man. I try. Aaaaaaand moving on, anyone else have some pirate drawings to share?

I couldn't resist xD
I know it's lame, I just did it in 2 minutes :O

very not clever, I must say.
could've used a better name, like...."Butt-Pirates of the Caribbean"
xD

[jaxxy]

Happy talk like a pirate day, mateys! YARRRG. >P(

[Peglay]

At 9/19/10 05:52 PM, jaxxy wrote: Happy talk like a pirate day, mateys! YARRRG. >P(

yarrrrrrr!!!!

[SourCherryJack]

Robopirate, just for you.