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My Sister got me a blow up man!

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 10:43:35


At 6/1/09 10:24 AM, killer32 wrote: burn it up

No way, not until I do somthing I plan on doing...

Teehee its a surprise, just waiting on someone :D

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:01:28


At 5/31/09 09:36 PM, Tykwa wrote: So, I was just sittin here, and then my sister was like " I got you a present", And OMG A BLOW UP MAN YEAH.

This disturbs me...
What whall I do with blow up man? with a 8 inch cock?

you should place him in a basket on the street with an airconditioning engine and a motion sensor, so that everytime some1 walks by it inflates really fast

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:07:03


At 6/1/09 11:02 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You should ride it!

RIDE THE TIGER!
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Oh don't you see what I meeaann.

My Sister got me a blow up man!


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:31:21


Holy shit, this thread is the funniest fucking thing to happen to NG in years!

But why Tyler Knight? Why not Antonio Banderas?

My Sister got me a blow up man!

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:40:05


At 6/1/09 11:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 6/1/09 11:02 AM, Sensationalism wrote: You should ride it!
RIDE THE TIGER!
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.
Oh don't you see what I meeaann.

AHAHAAHA OH GOD! This is the best post in the thread!


gorp

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:43:37


It's the thought that counts I guess.

LMFAO

TEABAGGIN' AIN'T EASY

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 11:57:41


At 6/1/09 11:31 AM, Sysko wrote:
But why Tyler Knight? Why not Antonio Banderas?

Well damn, That one has hair and all, comes with a speedo? Damn, and its actually life-sizerable.

And actual muscles!

...

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:00:14


Don't forget to have fun while riding the rollercoaster ride... tee hee...


The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:01:12


So how many times did you guys Jack of this thread?

Seven

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:02:38


Who wants there name on Tyler?

Just say so and the location where ya want it and ill write em, down, once i get em ill upload a pic with 'em

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:03:52


At 6/1/09 12:02 PM, Tykwa wrote: Who wants there name on Tyler?

Just say so and the location where ya want it and ill write em, down, once i get em ill upload a pic with 'em

Cock reserved for Admins/Mods

Brock Manson on his penis!


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:09:01


At 6/1/09 12:02 PM, Tykwa wrote: Who wants there name on Tyler?

Just say so and the location where ya want it and ill write em, down, once i get em ill upload a pic with 'em

Cock reserved for Admins/Mods

I want anals!

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:09:47


Proottalfain on his right eye!!!


My signature was old so I changed it.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:09:47


At 6/1/09 12:02 PM, Tykwa wrote: Who wants there name on Tyler?

Scud on his ass with an arrow pointed into his anus.


Stop looking

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:10:33


At 6/1/09 12:02 PM, Tykwa wrote: Who wants there name on Tyler?

Just say so and the location where ya want it and ill write em, down, once i get em ill upload a pic with 'em

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Down the back in big fuck-off writing.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:11:01


Your sister sounds really fucking cool. Not many girls would have the balls to go into a sex shop and buy an inflatable black man just for a gag gift.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:14:39


I bet your sister was embarresed to buy it.

You were embarresed to recieve it!


LOL ROFL LMAO WTF OMFG

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 12:20:11


give it to some one else

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:20:22


See what you can fit in his ass.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:31:25


Dark-Critical on his left buttcheek!

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:36:58


phrozonfire right butt cheek!


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:39:57


Is this what I missed while I was banned? OMG.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:41:31


I think you should put him in your passenger seat so you can ride in the carpool lane.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:46:15


At 5/31/09 10:12 PM, Luis wrote:
At 5/31/09 10:06 PM, RadicalOyster wrote: Luis feels very strongly about these issues. *high five*
I do, newgrounds needs a black guy on staff. I'm gonna see if tom can hire him instead.

I'd vote for him


Some signature thingy here!

Sig by Cagedsilhouette :3

Join me in the feilds of justice.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 13:47:53


Best gift ever...
Fuck it.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 14:11:00


At 6/1/09 01:47 PM, EpicFail wrote: Best gift ever...
Fuck it.

agreed.


cherry garcia: its like having an angel cum in your mouth

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 14:15:37


At 6/1/09 02:12 PM, Lorkas wrote: GIVE HIM A HAT!

lol... wut?


Well if Stem says it, it has to be true.

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Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 14:20:13


This is an epic post. xD
I think your sister's trying to tell you something, or rather ask you something in not so many words, and a whole lot more money.

FG

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 14:27:10


At 5/31/09 11:35 PM, Tykwa wrote: Because newgroundslovescocks

Shit! What did you do with his balls boy!? Still pretty sexy though.

Response to My Sister got me a blow up man! 2009-06-01 14:34:02


At 6/1/09 12:02 PM, Tykwa wrote: Who wants there name on Tyler?

Just say so and the location where ya want it and ill write em, down, once i get em ill upload a pic with 'em

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DROMEDARY, on his forehead :)


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Sig by this dude

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