What would you do? What would you change?
Would you change the failing economy, cure world famine and hunger, and generally make sure that the world is a safer and much more lasting/happier place to be? Or would you just fuck things up even further and litter the streets with your XD KAWAII :3 anime dolls and weeaboo shit to boost your own fetish?
Perhaps you would declare that everyone must be furries, under pain of death. That they must find the sight of a drawn human/fox fucking Fisk from Better Days arousing or suffer the fate of the noose.
Or maybe, which will most definitely be 98% of the replies in this thread, would be so all the beautiful girls in the world would find your fat, thirteen year old body appealing to their sexual appetite, and that the remainder of your days would be spent with a fine female sitting on your face.
Myself, I would ban the Internet, and make sure that everyone got lots of exercise and ate healthily. I'm pretty sure the world would thank me for it. There would be no fat/obese people, and everyone would have the right to say what they wanted, are you getting this? Real freedom of speech without the fear of getting prosecuted. I would create a better system of income, and actually reward the hard workers of the world instead of granting royalties only to the rich and celebrities. Are you really getting this? I would make sure that sycophancy would be frowned upon, and favouritism would be none existent. People would be equal and would be treated as equals, a real republican world.
The word "ego" would be erased.
There would be no corruption, or self indulgence.
Selfishness and lying would be non existent.
You would not be allowed to hide behind your words.
Fun would be greatly encouraged, but pointless repetition banned.
However, that's just my view. And now it's time to ask you for yours. For those that have read the entire thread, I applaud you, and for those who get it, I applaud you even more.
So NG, if you ruled the world, what would you change?
I did it for the lulz: