My dad is a failure

[thunderblaze]

Yesterday I got my mom a card for Mother's Day. I thought that was enough, you know?

But nooooooo. My dad insisted that I give her another kind of gift. He handed me a package and told me to give her that.

I was thinking,Whoa another gift? My mom will be so happy!, so I waited until today to give it to her.

When I woke up a got the package and she opened it. I was just as anxious to see what it was as her. Then IT happened.

It was a fucking CHEESE GRATER and other COOKING UTENSILS. As you can imagine, my mom got mad.

So that's why my dad is a fucking failure and is the Grinch that ruined Mother's Day.

How did your Mother's Day go?

[Zenan]

You lost me when you mentioned females having emotions.

[Prinzy2]

Lol, your dad's an idiot. I'd be sure to check any future gifts he tells you to give people from now on.

So far mines going good, bought my mom a card and a flower bowl with some absorbent sponge stuff that looks like snow and a single rose in the middle. I was going to get her a $250 gift certificate for my cousin's jewelry store but I missed the boat and they closed up shop before I could get it.

[TheSilverGuitar]

Well, in his defense, you probably should have asked him or checked what it was first.

[JinnyJin]

I think that your dad just did that for a laugh, if you ask me.

My Mothers day went great. For my Mom, anyway. She got a laptop.

[scetch00]

Your dad is retarded.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

Pretty great. My dad got my mom some clothes and a card, and I helped him make a surprise big breakfast for her. Isn't that sweet?

[TheSilverGuitar]

At 5/10/09 11:47 AM, Vinny99 wrote: That's suppose to be a personal problem and I don't think Newgrounds is a right place for you to be sharing that kind of information with.

Newgrounds is like amateur group therapy.

[Prinzy2]

At 5/10/09 11:48 AM, TheSilverGuitar wrote:

At 5/10/09 11:47 AM, Vinny99 wrote: That's suppose to be a personal problem and I don't think Newgrounds is a right place for you to be sharing that kind of information with.

Newgrounds is like amateur group therapy.

With our unlimited resources of Wikipedia, yahoo answers, and Google, we're all doctors, you can trust us.

[AngryBanana]

Oh fuck.

I totally forgot.

[Khris]

At 5/10/09 11:43 AM, Zenan wrote: You lost me when you mentioned females having emotions.

well thats just a terrible thing to say

[Jolly]

At 5/10/09 11:47 AM, Vinny99 wrote: That's suppose to be a personal problem and I don't think Newgrounds is a right place for you to be sharing that kind of information with.

Dude... People use the General forums as a blog so that they get more responses or something like that..

[Zenan]

At 5/10/09 11:56 AM, K111 wrote:

At 5/10/09 11:43 AM, Zenan wrote: You lost me when you mentioned females having emotions.

well thats just a terrible thing to say

It would be totally worse if I felt that way too wouldn't it?