Baby Shaker shakes up controversy.

[homor]

no this isn't a baby abuse story, this is about a Baby Shaker Iphone game.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5175 21,00.html

someone ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ACTUALLY MAKE, PRODUCE, AND SELL THIS GAME.

you know what the best part is? they won't allow you to download South Park clips on your Iphone.

"South Park is outrageously offensive! nows lets shake some fucking babies!!!"

good fucking god man. how are people so stupid?

[Kyeee]

What a stupid game, not just because of the obvious reasons, but I mean, what part of shaking babies is a game? Like, how do you get a high score?

[homor]

At 4/23/09 08:21 AM, Kyeee wrote: What a stupid game, not just because of the obvious reasons, but I mean, what part of shaking babies is a game? Like, how do you get a high score?

you don't get a high score.

you get a picture of a baby, shake your Iphone, it dies* and you do it again.

* by dies, i mean it gets red Xs on its eyes.

[WilliWowza]

'It has accepted numerous programs that simulate flatulence.'

What?! To the fiery depths of Hell with these heathens! How dare they allow the recreation of such an unholy of act as that of passing wind in the presence of others. May these sinners be crucified in the name of Fox News and all that is good.

[homor]

At 4/23/09 08:23 AM, WilliWowza wrote: 'It has accepted numerous programs that simulate flatulence.'

won't you join me in giggling like a little girl at that statement?

[Nakoruru]

Damn...that makes me want to go out and buy an iPhone JUST to try and find that game. lol

People are way over sensitive. ._.

[Ocean]

Nothing does the stress better than shakin' babies.

[McJesus]

GNnNNG AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHA OH GOD THE TITLE
Hot damn I almost exploded with laughter at that pun. I LOVE PUNS SO MUCH!

[ForNoReason]

I don't see the problem with this. That baby obviously raped your wife and kicked your dog.... it deserves to be shaken.

[BUTANE]

Dude, im not surprised somebody made that game...take a look at all the shit on this website, theres all kinds of crazy shit. If someone is outraged/offended by the game, im sure that that only means the creator did his job well.

[sonicfeet1]

WOW.

Not only does that shit sound like it's no fun-- it-- also-- is not fucking funny.

[REDSPADES]

The iTunes description included the line, "See how long you can endure his or her adorable cries before you just have to find a way to quiet the baby down!"

Lol. fucking stupid apple inc.

[MilestoneRazor]

LOL shaking babies.

[bdash1990]

HA HA!

I wish I had known about this before.

pretty funny.

[newnerdproductionsTM]

The Cupertino, Calif.-based company has rejected apps that let iPhone users throw virtual shoes at President George W. Bush or watch clips from the "South Park" cartoon. It has accepted numerous programs that simulate flatulence.

Of course, Fox news has to report everything bad.

[RydiaLockheart]

I saw this on TV. I know Apple tests all the applets before releasing them, so how in the hell did that one ever make it out? For that matter, who thought it would be a great idea to approve it?

I did see the game being played on TV, and honestly, it didn't look like it would be that much fun. The baby "dies" in about two seconds or so, and then you just restart, and all you do is shake. C'mon, where's the challenge?

[homor]

At 4/23/09 11:19 AM, newnerdproductionsTM wrote: Of course, Fox news has to report everything bad.

the funny thing is, it REJECTED those things.

so its not okay to mock Bush or watch South Park, but shaking babies is A-okay?

[Carbon]

At 4/23/09 08:20 AM, homor wrote:

you know what the best part is? they won't allow you to download South Park clips on your Iphone.

Violation of rights? In MY America?

[TimeLordX]

They need some kind of review process so that crap apps like this never see the light of day.

[homor]

At 4/23/09 09:38 PM, TimeLordX wrote: They need some kind of review process so that crap apps like this never see the light of day.

they do have just that.

for some reason this hunk of shit passed through those cracks anyway.

[ZagmenO]

They don't let you download South Park on the iphone? One more reason to hate it!

I wanna try out that game, however...

[Yoguez]

The fact that this stuff is even in the news is just...

...Ugh.

[Butt-Blast]

Shake that baby!

[megasXLRfan]

You can't download South Park clips on the Iphone but you can download a crappy, controversial game.... what kind of idiot approved of this crap??? It deserves to go to the negative zone.

[Sovalkov]

No one is forcing anyone to download it. The fact that a major network actually covered the game just exposes Baby Shaker to more people.

[Hiphopopotamus]

I'm pretty impressed that Apple gave it the thumbs up in the first place, I mean I've heard of two other apps that would've been considered offensive that passed but nothing like this.

[Maximus]

I Shake babys all the time. Is there something wrong with this?

[adrastos12]

wow this is the worst/dumbest thing of seen in at least 3 days... maybe even 4.

hmmm I can just see the game that will follow this one: "Repressed memories 2, return to neverland ranch."

[GiantDouche]

That game is fucking epic. If only you could punch the babies in the face and asphyxiate them.

[homor]

At 4/24/09 01:15 AM, Sovalkov wrote: No one is forcing anyone to download it. The fact that a major network actually covered the game just exposes Baby Shaker to more people.

which would be a bad thing except its been deleted.