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If heaven was like this?

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What would you do if you died went to heaven and God said, "the thing about heaven is you do live for all eternity but only with one person" for example you exist in the flesh on planet earth never aging however you can only choose one person to enjoy eternity with. Who would be your choice?


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Nobody. I'd choose myself. Because I'm just that awesome.


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I am most certainly not going to heaven.


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I choose the female version of myself.
She's out there, somewhere...

And someday, I'll find you...

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At 3/7/09 06:20 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: I choose the female version of myself.
She's out there, somewhere...
And someday, I'll find you...

She is out there i saw her yesterday she's fifty stone and smells


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At 3/7/09 06:20 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: I choose the female version of myself.
She's out there, somewhere...
And someday, I'll find you...

I would not want to spent an eternity with another me. I'm annoying.


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My mother, she is the one that gave me life.


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."

What's your fastest reaction time?

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My beloved


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At 3/7/09 06:23 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: My mother, she is the one that gave me life.

dude thats some creepy ass shyt you just freaked me out i think your "to close" to your mum theres laws for that


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At 3/7/09 06:28 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote:
At 3/7/09 06:23 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: My mother, she is the one that gave me life.
dude thats some creepy ass shyt you just freaked me out i think your "to close" to your mum theres laws for that

I think you really over-exaggerated on what your trying to say and you completely missed my point why I chose my mother in the first place.


Everything I see is just a image of my thoughts "Always looking for a better day..."

What's your fastest reaction time?

-[Audiosurf Club]-

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I'd choose god,so he could try and fix some shit around here.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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If you can only spend eternity with one other person and that person has also already made it to heaven and therefore had the same choice, what says they want to spend eternity with you?

This hypothetical is not well thought out and fundamentally flawed, in more ways than one.


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I don't know probbably myself.


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Hmm...

If heaven was like this?


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At 3/7/09 06:28 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote:
At 3/7/09 06:23 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: My mother, she is the one that gave me life.
dude thats some creepy ass shyt you just freaked me out i think your "to close" to your mum theres laws for that

for a second i saw the green aura and the hammer and i was like "Why's piss acting like a dick?" LOL but it's not piss it's some other guy.

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I some how ended up in heaven and they told me that was how it was going to be I would be so pissed. I would pick a name out of a hat, I don't care who they are. If it's an entire planet with just me and one other person I'd ditch them as soon as possable and live out in the wilds... maybe I'd try to hunt them for sport. Don't worry, they can't die so it's okay. And without any law or government there wouldn't be any incentive not to.

...hmmm, I have a feeling that I'm not going to heaven.


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At 3/7/09 06:23 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: My mother, she is the one that gave me life.

Good luck with that, Oedipus.


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At 3/7/09 07:10 PM, agustana wrote:
At 3/7/09 06:18 PM, wismty wrote: I am most certainly not going to heaven.
Yeah bro, hell's where it's at.

Yeah, only assholes and douchebags go to heaven. all the cool folks go to hell.


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At 3/7/09 08:15 PM, bgraybr wrote: What if the person I chose doesn't want to spend eternity with me?

There would be problems, now wouldn't there?

I t iwdwork like this. It's not really them but your ideal as them... I wouldn't be surprised if they had a differant perception of heaven, or maybe they're actually experiancing hell... but in your heaven you are as far as you can percieve with them.

I am the master of rationalizing nonsense.


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At 3/7/09 06:22 PM, ilovecandy2 wrote:
At 3/7/09 06:20 PM, Doomsday-One wrote: I choose the female version of myself.
She's out there, somewhere...
And someday, I'll find you...
She is out there i saw her yesterday she's fifty stone and smells

oh that made me lol.


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At 3/7/09 08:21 PM, cast wrote: Olivia Munn seems like a good choice at the moment.

Screw olivia munn!

Morgan webb all the way!

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At 3/7/09 06:23 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: I would not want to spent an eternity with another me. I'm annoying.
At 3/7/09 06:18 PM, wismty wrote: I am most certainly not going to heaven.

Yep, sounds about the same here.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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The choice of a female version of myself sounds the best right now. I would need a girl who shares simular interests with me.

There is no way in hell I would want to spend an eternity with a guy and there are no girls I now that are all that important to me right now.

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I'd rather die then go to heaven.


Only black is true, only death is real.

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id pick the hottest girl ever. since your both alone, she would want your cock as bad as you want her vag.

itd be great.


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A female. We would cheat and repopulate FOREVER.

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thnxs for all the comments you sad losers


HEY DUDE WHERES MY CAR

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Brittany, this beautiful girl from my school who draws really good.


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At 3/7/09 11:33 PM, cast wrote:
At 3/7/09 09:27 PM, Soldierofhentai21 wrote:
At 3/7/09 08:21 PM, cast wrote: Olivia Munn seems like a good choice at the moment.
Screw olivia munn!

Morgan webb all the way!
lol.

Morgan is icky compared to her bro.

I'd rather spend it with Adam, if I had to pick a G4 male


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The Hottest looking Woman on Earth XD


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