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Your Country Needs You

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


Darn, I already voted to call it "Metal Gear" a few weeks ago.


At 5/11/59 09:17 PM, Wolverine said:

| No no-neck redneck dumps on my wife and gets away with it!

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


Guys, I was on my way home with those special condoms that Pinkv suggested I get, when I picked up a transmission on my new X418 Signal Interceptor. They've suspected a few disturbances...proxy-related disturbances. Luckily, my Youtube banner plan worked as they've found it and will put a lockdown on Youtube in a few days referring to it as "site maintenance". They also managed to get the results of the Top 10, but my gear started fizzing out at this time. I tried to record it, but this technology was so new, I was worried I would break it. Our efforts don't seem to be enough, it's risky but I suggest some more proxy attacks on their servers to ensure the completion of this mission. Only the best agents can partake in said action, I'll take it upon myself to partly fulfill this mission objective. If they capture me, I'll tell them I was sent from 4chan. But knowing them, they'll probably kill me the second they find me.

My friends, this may very well be my final mission. I will not guarantee success or partial success. Don't try to talk me out of it, I'm already on my way. Tell my wife I love her. But if any of you try to hook up with her, I'll haunt your sorry asses.

At 3/7/09 09:42 PM, Pinkv86 wrote: i used a proxy!!! :3

victor niss is right i killed the colonel and took his hat i wanted to feel loved u_u

It's ok, you got us...all of us. Want a e-hug? Could be my last one to give.

And I just assumed the old Colonel was fired because he was such a dick. So thanks for taking care of him. He used to order me around when I wasn't a 00Agent. Telling me to kill these guys, infiltrate this base, kidnap this governor, he was just so tedious.

At 3/7/09 09:33 PM, VictorNiss wrote:
At 3/7/09 08:50 PM, Gustavos wrote: Just what is it between you two that lets you be so close to him?

I meant why are you two always getting physically close? I don't want to kill the drama, but I think I found him staring at your ass while you were briefing us.

-End transmission

I usually frequent the VG and collaboration Forums. If you find me anywhere else, I'm lost and can't find my way back.

Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:12 PM, VictorNiss wrote:
hay i got laid off. im board LOL
leave me be!

;)

oh snap. i voted 23 more times for Newgrounds.
i think the last 8 didn't count tho. :(


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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


At 3/8/09 03:20 AM, Gustavos wrote: I found him staring at your ass while you were briefing us.
Really? awwww <3 VictorNiss.

er um, good luck on your suicide mission claim great honor in death.
or you kno claim honor in life either one i guess *e-hugs* yay!


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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


I already voted for XENU the other week and that's what I'm sticking with.

just like 4chan suggested *shifts eyes*

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


At 3/8/09 06:45 AM, dreaming-loudly wrote: just like 4chan suggested *shifts eyes*

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOH
YAY 4chan! <3

oh, but um... i defected to newgrounds because 4chan sucks now everyone is anon and shitty porn
so booo i hate 4chan

>:(


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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 8, 2009


Incoming transmission from Dawnslayer

Just voted again; 2131 zulu. Initializing thread bump to get more recruits.

Personal opinion: The collective group of 4chan, Anonymous, and /b/ should have picked a better name to advocate. Support for the name "Xenu" implies support of the Church of Scientology, which last I checked is not the case with these groups.

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 9, 2009


Fuck you.

I voted for "Battletoad"


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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 9, 2009


Too late.
COLBERT will win!


It's America's Hat!

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 9, 2009


Top 10 suggestions:

#3, myyearbook.

Which dipshit wrote that?!


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 9, 2009


At 3/7/09 07:51 PM, titchman12 wrote: i like the way this thread is called your country needs you when really it means, americans, NASA needs help deciding a name for something. becuase im from britain and i persol=nally don't give a flying fuck what NASA is doing as long as it helps the human race in the long run.

But it would be pretty cool if it was called NG. You must agree.


BLITZ MY CHAKRAS.

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Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 10, 2009


The NASA can kiss my ass

Response to Your Country Needs You Mar 10, 2009


At 3/10/09 12:13 PM, M-Y wrote: The NASA can kiss my ass

you can kiss my ass baby

Giggity

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