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I Can't Watch Straight Porn

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Don't get any ideas. I prefer to watch girl-girl and solo-girl.

I think that straight porn is very disgusting. The guy is typically extremely grotesque, and the girl gets obscenely demeaned by this grotesque man. I guess I can understand how some people can imagine themselves as the guy, but why would you? This guy is a morally inept, disgusting person.

Am I the only one who thinks this or am I just insane?

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


Nah, i know how you feel. The man is always butt ugly, with a buzzcut.

It's just...disgusting.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


Get a sex change and live it up from the opposite side.
Otherwise stop bitching about the male form.
Its porno, 70% of it's demeaning, get used to it.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I can look at straight porn but like I dont wanna see the dudes face. just puts me outta the mood.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I prefer to watch girl-girl and solo-girl.

It begins...


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I say try male-male porn for a little while and see what you think.


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I don't really care about seeing him but when the faggot is moaning louder than the girl its just disguisting.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


yeah I don't like willies in my porn much either

I can tolerate them but quite often they're the focal point of the piece and it weirds me out

the problem with it is that there is often a 30-second period of the cameraman filming the organs that are least appealing to a man.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I like straight porn just fine, but I prefer it to leave something to the imagination. Like, don't show the dick, that just makes me lose my boner almost as fast as seeing a futanari pic in my Rule34 frenzies. In fact, show as little of the man as possible. Keep the camera centered on the girl at all times, and it's fine.

That being said, I would rather see a dominant lesbian with a strap-on fucking a submissive lesbo any day, especially if the submissive lesbian has nice, small tits and looks barely legal.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


Your only 15, your not allowed to watch porn.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:35 PM, jmalouin7 wrote: Your only 15, your not allowed to watch porn.

Haha. If only we lived in a world where that meant anything.


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I knew of a gay person who would have said the same thing probibly. They'd freak out when ever they saw a girl and guy making out. It was kind of like the opposite of homophobia or something. I thought that was pretty interesting... I never thought about whether or not heterophobia exist in the gay community.

But than agian they were a friend of a friend so I really wouldn't know if it was true or not.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I'm the opposite. I can get horny from watching girl on girl or solo girl but I never get off to that. I usually time my orgasm to the cumshot in a guy on girl porno.

Is that weird?


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:27 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I prefer to watch girl-girl and solo-girl.
It begins...

Yes it does.

I remember looking at straigh porn put me off completely, because I couldn't stands seeing dicks.
Guess that was just me pushing away thoughts... pushing away that I actually liked that too.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I find that straight porn where the guy makes more noise the girl is impossible to jerk off to.

There's that english bloke who appears in shitloads of brazzers videos at the moment, and the moment I hear his fucking drawling accent I lose the will to pursue.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

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At 3/7/09 02:39 PM, k14pc wrote: I'm the opposite. I can get horny from watching girl on girl or solo girl but I never get off to that. I usually time my orgasm to the cumshot in a guy on girl porno.

Is that weird?

I have done that myself. Well really I liked to finish just after because its more the image of the girl with the load on/in her that got me off.


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


straight porn is the only the only type that i really enjoy. I do have to say that i hate when the guy makes the huge mistake of believing he is the star of the movie by making so much noise or looking into the camera and making his O face the whole time.

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At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I guess I can understand how some people can imagine themselves as the guy, but why would you?

I like to imagine myself as the girl.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I know what you mean. There is always a fucking ugly dude on the porn, fucking the girl. It's okay for me as long as I don't see his face, or if I do not hear him talking.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


yeah................youre insane.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I have the same problem.

Solution: tranny on girl porn


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I've laid off the porn a bit these days. Now I just don't care anymore.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:55 PM, THEJamoke wrote:
At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I guess I can understand how some people can imagine themselves as the guy, but why would you?
I like to imagine myself as the girl.

I like to imagine myself as the couch.
"Aww yea, check this out. You wont believe what 2 people did on me earlier"


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


What I hate is blowjob scenes in porno films, I don't want to look at some dick get sucked. Major turn off.

Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


All porn look's the same to me.


Can you see this? Probably not. Douche.

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At 3/7/09 03:04 PM, TacoFreak wrote: What I hate is blowjob scenes in porno films, I don't want to look at some dick get sucked. Major turn off.

I disagree. Thats normally the orgasm point for me. I wait for a finishing blowjob. And it has nothing to do with my gay side either because guys in straight porn are not attractive to me.


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


I prefer amateur porn, REAL amateur. You guys are right, porn is messed up with all the guys grunting, the fat guys, and the focus on the guys face from time to time. But there are some straight porn vids out there that's decent, and those are the kind you gotta put time into and look for.


RAWR.

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At 3/7/09 03:59 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: I can't stand the pornos with fat guys getting their dicks sucked by 18 year-old girls. I am always like "wtf"? I either watch gay, lesbian or non-American porn. (non-american porn because alot of americans are too fucking fat and ugly.)

Non-American porn? Well for Americans thats just wrong but you obviously arent American. For me that would seem like some weird foreign porn fetish and thats just fucked up. Also most accents turn me off.


"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox

"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy

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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: This guy is a morally inept, disgusting person.

You either have a very odd moral standing, or you're in very deep denial about something.

Anyway, I don't really like porn, becuase it looks so weird for the most part.


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Response to I Can't Watch Straight Porn Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 02:27 PM, Lost-Chances wrote:
At 3/7/09 02:24 PM, EmoNarc wrote: I prefer to watch girl-girl and solo-girl.
It begins...

You have no idea of how hard I laughed at that...