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Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


Good?

Today is my birthday and tonight me and my friends are going to go celebrate. I mean it's going to be my first beer. When I was little, maybe at age 13-14 me and my friends drank cheap beer.

Now, that I'm official a big strong man....

I can drink real beer.

But here's the thing, I have to go check on my wife tonight at the hospital and I have to check on here at 9:00 and I'm going to celebrate at nine. But my friends won't change the time because he said he already has a lot of people going. So, I'm pretty much stuck for now...

By the way, the reason I have to check on my girlfriend is because she's pregnant with my son.

Any siggestions?

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


If your wife is pregnant you shouldn't drink beer right now.

If you drink then she will also be tempted to drink. If she drinks your baby will be a crippled retard.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 3/7/09 11:02 AM, DBM wrote:
But here's the thing, I have to go check on my wife tonight at the hospital
By the way, the reason I have to check on my girlfriend is because she's pregnant with my son.
So, how's that workin out for ya?

It's actually been going pretty well man. I have already a lot of things the baby needs. But the things most people don't know is when a woman's pregnant they crave something. Like my girlfriend craves carrots and peaches. Also, you have to do a lot of extra work. I have to maintain my own job and come home and do household things.

I really don't mind though, I usually listen to the radio while doing them.

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 3/7/09 11:02 AM, DBM wrote:
But here's the thing, I have to go check on my wife tonight at the hospital
By the way, the reason I have to check on my girlfriend is because she's pregnant with my son.
So, how's that workin out for ya?

This must've been what Usher was talking about

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:08 AM, Achilles2 wrote:
This must've been what Usher was talking about

I hate Usher and his unmanly singing voice.

No offense to anyone who likes him though.

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


Congratulations on your baby!


well, like, you couldn't, like, find it because, like, you're dumb, god

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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:11 AM, Sk8erGirl14 wrote: Congratulations on your baby!

Thanks a lot. Also, I think I quit replying for a while so I don't bump my topic everytime I do so.

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


It's your birthday but your friends won't change the time to suit your needs?

That's a bit strange...


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


I don't understand the problem, do you not want to show up at the hospital drunk? I'm sure your friend will understand if you don't show up to the festivities until a few minuets later because you were visiting your girlfriend and future child. just drink afterwards.

Also, I'm pretty sure beer taste terrible when you first drink it, at last that is what I have heard, I honestly wouldn't know.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:16 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Also, I'm pretty sure beer taste terrible when you first drink it, at last that is what I have heard, I honestly wouldn't know.

Yeah, it took me a while to get used to it but now I absolutely love it. Also, you have to experience really shit beer to appreciate good beer.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:07 AM, DBM wrote:
At 3/7/09 11:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote: So, how's that workin out for ya?
It's actually been going pretty well man. I have already a lot of things the baby needs....

...Right over your head.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:32 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: Yeah, it took me a while to get used to it but now I absolutely love it. Also, you have to experience really shit beer to appreciate good beer.

;;;;;;
That's one of the reasons I like coming back to Canada from my visits to the US. -real beer again !

Beer it's not just for breakfast anymore.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


You shouldn't even have to fucking wonder what to do.


Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


I believe Physcostick has the answer

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:07 AM, DBM wrote:
At 3/7/09 11:04 AM, SevenSeize wrote: So, how's that workin out for ya?
It's actually been going pretty well man.

I wish I had a wife AND a girlfriend.


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


yes, beer is good
suggestions: JACK DANIELS
best ever


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Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


Why not check on your wife earlier?

Response to Is beer... Mar 7, 2009


At 3/7/09 11:59 AM, titchman12 wrote: I'm a troll who can't read for shit.

Indeed.

I'm pretty sure OP was pretty clear that he WAS 13 and is now 21.

Course he is being pretty immature for being 21, but then again I know a lot of immature 21 year old people. So.... meh.


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